Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or even this idea.

This is a response to Dracohalo117's challenge "Haruno Naruto" so if you hate it then fuck you. Just playing but seriously fuck you.(Naw I'm just playing)

This is not a sakura/Naruto fic but they are just brother sister relation ship and Sakura is perverted so be warned.

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"Man I hate my life." Said a certain pink haired woman. This particular woman is no ordinary woman. You see her name is Jade Haruno. Jade Haruno is 25 years old and came from a regular civilan family married a merchant but he died in the day of the kyuubi attack. But before he died she was 2 months pregnant.

Everyday she lives to see the day where the demon finally dies in which case is Naruto. Jade Haruno works in a fish market. So everyday she comes home smelling like fish which by the way her daughter hates. Walking home at 10:30 in the night she decides to take a short cut by the alleys. Usually Jade gets off work at 8:30 but she decided to do overtime because since she has no husband and a daughter to feed at home she has to come up with some money right.

Imagine her surprise when a man by his early 40's grabs her by her hair and yanks her down.

"Hey bitch (burp) I want you to suck me up (hick up) and then I'm going to wash my winky in your kinky sinky.By the way he talks Jade can assume that he has had to much to drink.

"Please sir you don't want to do this I have a dau-ark" Jade was interrupted when the drunk pimp slaped her hard in the face making her fall to the floor clutching her face in pain.

"Shu-t uk bich (hic up) noe suk it. The incoherent drunk said while ripping her blouse off leaving her half naked.

"Pleas don't do this." Sobbed the weeping widow.

As a reply the drunk grabs her panties and promptly rips it off her. Positioning himself in her womanhood.

But as he was about to enter he didn't notice a blonde haired kid about 5 years old running at him with a kunai in his hand.

Naruto's P.O.V.

It's the same thing everyday. Wake up try to make friends but fail miserably. But today is different the land lady finally kicked me out the orphanage. But today was still one of the worst days off my life because this time I had to look for food in the garbage. Yeah sure at least the orphanage gave me food when they feel like it but since I live in the streets now I have to feed for myself.

After finding my lunch and diner and after throwing it back out I decided to look for a nice clean alley to sleep. Imagine my surprice when a beautiful lady with pink hair and green eyes decides to come into the alley. At first I thought that she was looking for me you know daily beatings. Well It might sound horrible but you get used to it after a couple of years.

Well that's not the point after seeing her get physically assaulted like that and when he showed his thing whatever that is to her I knew it was bad if that little thing went inside her. Getting the kunai I picked up by the garbage can I found today I rush at him to stop him. After all no future hokage lets his people get treated like that.

That's when things go bad. After I jump on him and stab him in the should he cries in pain.

"AH, you little bra-it's you you demon brat I gonna kill you after I rape this bitch right here." Pointing a finger to said bitch.

General P.O.V.

When I see that little demon jump on my attacker I get confused what is that demon doing. Demon's will just sit there and watch right.

After Naruto stabbed the man in the shoulder the man grabbed Naruto by his hair and kneed him in the stomach three times and tossed him into the wall.

"Now bitch prepare to fill my seed." The drunk said to Jade with a devous grin in his face. Quickly getting hard again and positioning over her womanhood again he grabs he by the hair making her look at him in the face. But before he finally penetrates her Naruto grabs the kunai that the drunk threw away and cuts his dick off.

Using that momentum Naruto slashes his jugular vein making him die from blood lost in about 4 minutes.

Jade just stairs at Naruto with confusion clear in her face, eyes, and body movement.

"Why did he save me, is he even a demon that I thought he was? Jade thought.

"I'm I wrong about him, no this has to be a trick he must off love the feeling after he killed kim."

To her surprise Naruto is standing over the dead body crying.Why is he crying, demons don't cry unless- oh kami please forgive me.

The realization hit her like a ton of bricks. Naruto isn't a demon or the kyuubi but just a boy. A small innocent boy who has killed at a young age.

"Don't cry young man you saved me you are a hero thank you so much." Jade said gratefully.

Still sobbing Naruto moves his hand away from his face and looks up to see the same lady smiling at him like a mother would to her child.

"B-ut I-I- k-k-killed –him." Stuttered the blonde.

"Yes you did but you did it to protect me and for that I am grateful."

"I'm no Demon"

"No you are not you are just a gaki."

"Hey me no guki me nae Narruto." Said the now energetic blonde.

"Well Naruto I'm Jade."

"Ladish me sleepy."

Nodding she grabbed Naruto and took him to the hospital after all getting three hard knees to the stomach by a grown man must of broken some of his bones.

But before she does she puts on her what is left of her blouse and leaves to the hospital.

Hospital

Going up to the receptionist she says, "Excuse me but may I get a doctor please."

"Yes you may, may I ask your name or the person you wish to get treated."

"Oh yes but it is for this little guy named Naruto."

Hearing the name Naruto the receptionist quickly changes his smile to a snarl and glare.

"We don't serve his kind here and I would ask you to leave." The receptionist said with a snarl.

"Why not he is an ordinary person like all of us."

"No he is a demon, surely you know of this or are you stupid."

"If you don't get a doctor I will get the hokage and tell him what you just told me and trust me you don't want to send time with Ibiki." Jade said with a glare.

"Oh and he will believe a slut like you. Well just look at you. Your blouse is a mess it looks like you were getting it on." The receptionist replied with a smirk.

Without replying Jade walks out the hospital with Naruto in her hands.

10 minutes later

The receptionist hears the bell ring again and snaps his head up to see who it is and pales. In front of him is the hokage with that pink haired lady flanked by anbu.

With a snap of his fingers the hokage says, "Go and search for people who refuse to help Naruto in medical needs."

The hokage averts his attention to now shaking receptionist and points a finger at him and says to the remaining two anbu, "Take him to Ibiki."

"Now that I have your attention I need a doctor NOW!" the hokage screamed.

Scampering to there feet a group of doctors and nurses they do a diagnostic jutsu on the blond.

"Lord hokage it appears that Naruto has two broken bones and a bruised head injury but he should be fine by tomorrow due to it.

"Lord hokage I want to adopt Naruto." Jade said with determination evident in her eyes.

"Why?" the hokage said in a serious voice with narrowed eyes suspicious.

"Because hokage-sama I dought he has a home because after I was about to be raped Naruto came out the same alley and saved me but it appeared that he was living there."

"I see, but do you have any ill attention that I need to know off."

"No sir honestly I used to think of him as a demon but that was before he saved me. But now I just see a boy, a boy with a terrible life ahead of him that's why I want to adopt him. I want to give him at least a childhood.." Jade said sincerely.

Seeing no deception in her voice he nods and gestures him to his office.

Next day

Waking up from his bed Naruto notices a white bed, white sheets, white walls, yup it is the hospital again.

Opening his eyes he sees a smiling woman with pink hair standing over him.

"Hello Naruto how are you doing." Jade says with a smile.

"Ok ladish." Naruto replied in a childish voice.

"Naruto guess what I have good news."

"What?"

"I'm your new mommy I adopted you."

"But whyish me domen."

"no Naruto you are not a demon you are Naruto, Naruto Haruno uzumaki."

Smiling his foxy smile Naruto jumps off his bed and into her arms crying mommy over and over again.

In the hokage tower the old man hokage is seeing this proceeding through his crystal ball and he smiles knowing Naruto may have a childhood. Looking over the picture off the yondaime he smiles knowing that he hasn't failed Minato's son yet.

In the sewers of Konoha a old man with bandages in his right arm and right eye he watched the proceeding with hate visable in his left eye.

"Damn that Haruno she ruined my plan, hmm maybe this can work to my advantage."

"Yes it will HAHAHAHAHA!" he laughed insanely.

What they both don't know is that this course of action as changed that course of history without even knowing it.

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Well I hope you like this story.

Ja Ne