Reversal
Tobi digs out a magnet underneath all the junk on the fridge. Pein is not amused.
"SEMPAI! I NEED MY CANDY NOW! PLEASE! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
"No, Tobi, you're not allowed to eat candy any more, not as long as I'm around, un!"
"SEMPAIII!"
"Just give it to him, brat." Sasori was impatient. The brat had been holding his Pledge up out of his reach for a few hours now, and Tobi had just interrupted just as he found a chance to get it. Deidara had jerked the can of furniture polish away instinctively.
"B-but, Danna, un!" Yes, yes. . .
"Do not worry, foolish little blonde, the candy lacks sugar." Yes! Sasori caressed his beloved Pledge lovingly.
"Stupid Uchiha, un."
"I think nothing of your art." And what a reminder.
"WHAT!"
"You also lack hatre—Tobi, what is that?"
"Tobi found a magnet! Tobi is a good boy!" Excited, Tobi began jumping up and down.
"What is all the commotion about?" This person was, again, woken up. For the umpteenth time. You'd think he'd be used to it by now, but no, he thought he had a choice when he chose to sleep in.
All heads, raven, redhead, and blonde turned to look at the figure in the doorway.
"Tobi found a magnet, Leader-sama, un!"
Pein looked horrified. He looked as if he had just been subjected to watching Dora while listening to Barney and being stabbed in the nads. Repeatedly.
Actually, it was worse than that.
"G-get it away from m-me!"
"Why, Leader-sama? Tobi wants you to see this pretty magnet!"
"N-N-NO!"
Pein ran for his life, remembered he called the shots around here, retraced his steps, and tried to kick Tobi out of the kitchen.
"Tobi, get out. Take that. . .magnet with you." He said magnet like most people would say raisin muffin.
"What is it, Leader-sama? Tobi can't hear you." Innocent tilting of head.
Pein got closer, each step weighing him down as if garbage cans full of bricks were strapped to his feet.
"Out of the kitchen."
"Hmm?"
Closer.
"Kitchen. Out."
"What?"
Closer.
Tobi lifted his magnet up.
Silence.
Eyes with concentric rings around the pupil looked down, then up, then forward.
Then somebody just got killed repeatedly, brought back to life, tortured with Tsukuyomi(on Leader's orders), and forced to scrub all the toilets with a measly piece of white bread.
Guess who it was.
A~N: In the end, Sasori married his can of Pledge and Deidara cried but then when the Pledge ran out Deidara was whooping for joy and Sasori actually married a real person who had blonde hair and then when Deidara blew himself up, a new Pledge can got on the rebound. Sasori is now happily living in Limbo(the place between the living world and the Underworld, remember?) with a semi-real can of Pledge.
Also. BEEYOTCH SOMEBODY JUST GOT OOOWNED!