So, instead of going to bed early like I should for work Sunday morning, I gives you a random story that's been floating in my head for a while. Purely comical. Enjoy as I now shuffle off to bed.
Disclaimer: If I owned them, I'd be able to afford a car like one of Haruka's....
Ten'ou Haruka and Seiya Kou were in trouble. The two had elected to stay behind while the rest of the Senshi and Starlights had gone out on a shopping trip. Thinking that they'd be okay, the blonde and raven haired Senshi had contented themselves to lounging around at the Outer's manor. Unfortunately, the two forgot to consider that the girls might be out longer than they said. It was shopping after all.
Feeling her stomach rumble, Seiya looked up at Haruka. "Make some food or something."
"Do I look like your servant?"
"You've lived on Earth your whole life. You know how to work the stuff here."
"And what did you three do for food when you were the last time?"
"...Taiki and Yaten did the cooking."
Haruka sighed and got up from looking through a car magazine. "Fine. But you're coming too. I've never had to cook before." Seiya nodded and the two ventured slowly into the kitchen. Haruka made her way to the pantry and looked for something easy to make.
"Soup should be simple...or ramen..."
"We'll make both."
Nodding in agreement, the two warriors got the food and went to the counter. "The soup says stove top or microwave..."
Haruka thought a moment. "Microwave it. The ramen needs to be stove cooked... I'll work on the ramen."
"I'll get the soup then." Grinning, Seiya followed the directions on the soup can. The contents were placed into a bowl and the dish was stuck inside and covered as instructed. She hit the buttons for the time, not realizing she had inputted too many zeros. Her task done, the Starlight went over to watch Haruka.
The blonde had managed to get the pan filled with water and was watching it, waiting for it to boil. Seiya joined her and the two waited....and waited....
"Try it in the stove itself, not on the top." And before Haruka could protest, the Starlight had shoved the pan in the stove and hit some buttons. Haruka winced then frowned, smelling something followed by a loud pop.
The two Senshi jumped and turned, staring at the microwave. "Its an enemy!!" Seiya exclaimed.
"Don't be stupid...its just...too hot or something..." Grabbing a pot lid, she held it up like a shield and cautiously approached the microwave. Before she could stop the appliance, Seiya tugged on her shirt.
"Uh...Ten'ou? Do stoves usually smoke like that?"
The blonde turned and stared in horror. The plastic from the pot handle had melted off and was starting to smolder and burn in the oven. "Shut it off!" Seiya rushed off to comply. Haruka turned back to the microwave but it was too late. A loud bang sounded at the beeping and the blonde slowly opened the door. Soup was burnt on the inside of the microwave while some of it dripped slowly to the floor.
Turning, she watched as Seiya had some better luck at keeping the stove from melting. Seiya looked up at Haruka. "Uh...pizza?"
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A few hours later found Haruka and Seiya outside, tuning up one of Haruka's faster motorcycles. Hearing cars, the two looked up as the others came back.
"You owe me five bucks Yaten. I told you the house would still be standing," Taiki smirked. Scowling, the fey paid the money and glared at Seiya, as if blaming her for failing to prove her right in the bet.
"Did you two get along?" Michiru asked.
"Of course!" Haruka smiled. "We can work together when we need to."
Nodding, Michiru headed inside with the rest of the Senshi. Haruka glanced at Seiya and was about to say something when a scream echoed from the house.
"TEN'OU HARUKA!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU AND SEIYA DONE TO MY KITCHEN!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Sharing a panicked look, the two leapt on Haruka's motorcycle and sped off towards the city to try and escape Michiru's wrath.
Well, that's it. Anymore random and bizarre ideas I get for Haruka and Seiya to get into, I'll add another chapter. Until then, hope you liked it. Might update this chapter some in the future but no idea. So to prevent me from rambling, I'll leave you to (hopefully) review.