This fanfiction is very different to my former one due to the fact that its my birthday and i'm a bit depressed cos i'm 17!! what happened to my childhood!!? * runs off, hugs her brothers and comes back * There, now I feel better! Any way i'm writing this fic to cheer up me, and who ever reads it, so read on my friend! and please review!!
This is mild Sanzo/Goku, Hakkai/Gojio
(......) this is the author's paranoiac rantings, //......// character's thoughts, * something to be explained at the bottom
Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me!!!..... like it isn't obvious
oh! and pleeease go read my brothers fic, it called Garry Trotter and the Philosopher are stoned. Go on * pokes you in the direction of Harry Potter fanfiction* ^ ^ go on, its funny!! Any way!! on with the fic!!
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Goku, as it was natural for the monkey, was hungry. Well, hungry didn't describe it properly, starving, dying from lack of food... yes that was more like it
He looked towards the front of the jeep, he knew they knew he was hungry, hell! it was obvious! He knew they knew he was going to moan about it any second. He knew Sanzo was dying to hit on the head him with his fan, he could see his fingers twitching. But he also knew that they didn't know he knew that they knew. Goku stopped this train of thought as it became to confusing to follow.
He sat back, he wasn't going to get hit today, no sir! He'd decided against it, so he kept quiet.
Sanzo's hands were shaking, it wasn't normal for the saru to take so long about proclaiming his hunger to the four winds. Sanzo thought for a moment that he might be worried about the boy, true he wouldn't mind getting in to the boy's pants.. but, worried? it just wasn't his style. He was beginning suffer from withdrawal, he needed to hit something, preferably some one, with his fan. He stroked it lovingly.
//Yesss, my precioussss//
His left eyebrow started twitching.
Goku finally gave in. Hakkai was looking round, grinning worriedly at everyone and mumbling to himself. Gojyo was torn between twisting his hair whilst making funny noises and giving Goku funny looks for upsetting Hakkai, yes, even the "baka saru" had worked out the school girl crush Gojyo had on Hakkai. But the person that most worried Goku was the blond monk.
//I hope he doesn't have an attack//
And there for Son Goku, due to worry for his keeper, sacrificed himself on the group's behalf.
"I'm hungry"
WHACK!! "Baka monkey!!"
"Bloody saru always thinking about food"
"Don't worry Goku, we'll reach the next town soon"
And there you are, Gojyo had been able to insult him. Hakkai had been able to comfort some one and Sanzo had been able to hit someone with his fan. Yes, Goku was the calm, sane little centre of this small universe of lunatics. It was he who kept the status quo of this little world, yet little did he know what Wargod had in store for him
(Muahahahaha!!! ^ ^ )
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Hakkai pulled into the inn's parking lot, Goku immediately started grinning insanely, Gojyo began to wildly look around for girls ( Hey! I can't make his feelings for Hakkai that clear,... not yet...) and Sanzo began fingering his credit card, wondering just how much it was going to cost this time.
Though these reactions were what they were expecting, they weren't expecting that old man to come running out of a house near by and try to pull Sanzo. Never the less, said old man was running towards the blonde monk, arms outstretched.
" Oooooo, Blondie!! What a sexy body you have!!"
But before Sanzo could get his gun out, before the gay old man (Man? .. where did that come from?) could latch on to Sanzo, before Hakkai and Gojyo could even register what was going on, the noibyo * staff crashed down on to the old man's head leaving the poor sod giggling to himself.
The old man, however, leapt up immediately and screeched at Goku, out of nowhere he whipped out a cat's tail and slapped Goku round the face with it. The perverted overly gay old man gave a perverted overly gay laugh and ran away squealing;
"La venganza caera' sobre ti con forma felina. Jodete gatito!!!" *
Sanzo stood sweatdropping, Gojyo was clutching his sides, laughing and Hakkai was having a moment of intense kawaiing,
// Aawww, Goku saved Sanzooo. How incredibly cuuute!!//
Sanzo's fan came crashing down on both Gojyo's and Goku's head.
"What did I do?!"
"Baka! I do not need your help!!"
Sanzo swished in to the inn they'd been heading for when, quite suddenly, there was a loud popping noise. The monk wouldn't have bothered turning round if it hadn't been for Hakkai speaking.
" Holy shit " exclaimed Hakkai
Sanzo whirled round and found chibi Goku, a chibi Goku with a tail and a cute pair of kitty ears.
Holy shit indeed.
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^_____^ REEEVIEWWW !!! Please?
If anyone wants to see what Neko chibi Goku chan ( That's a mouthful!!) looks like, just tell me and I'll mail the picture to you.
Does anyone want another character to become a chibi neko? Please tell me.
O.k, * number 1:Goku's staff is called this in Spanish, I don't know what it's called in English.
* number 2: This is Spanish, it means; revenge will fall upon you with feline form, f*** you kittykat !!!! Ha! he was a gypsy, he was. ^__^