During WWII, two German spies walk into a bar... (just a short cracky and punny story based off a joke I got from the YouTube, sorry if this has been done before or seems kinda lame, i'll post a more serious story again some other day)
During World War II, two German spies walk into a bar, they agreed before that they won't ask for Schnapps as the locals would find it suspicious, so one of them orders in perfect english.
"Don't worry West, I got this." Prussia assures his brother, he then went over to the bar.
"I'm not so sure about this..." Germany watch his brother order.
Prussia sat down at one of the stools. "I would like two martinis please!"
"Dry?" Ask the barman.
"Nein mann, nicht drei, nur zwei!"
Germany facepalm at his brother's stupidity.
The barman immediately called the Allies on them, the Allies arrested the both of them.
Dry sounds like Drei which is three in German