Why Sonic is Better than Mario
In the Super Mario universe...
"Thanks for saving the princess, and defeating the evil Bowser and his Koopalings!" says Toad.
"No problemo, Toad. I-a couldn't have-a done it with the rest of the gang-a!" said Mario.
The police arrived, arresting Mario.
"Hands up! Mister Mario, you are under arrest!" said the police.
"All I did-a was-a save the princess-a!" said Mario.
"Too bad. You've committed too many crimes." said the police.
"Why-a would you do this to a-Mario?" said Mario, as he got in the police car.
To the Sonic the Hedgehog Universe...
"Sonic, after saving the entire world from Dr. Eggman, you're now a star of the show!" Knuckles told Sonic.
"Thanks, Knuckles." Sonic said.
The police car drove, and stopped with Mario in it.
"You-a can't-a do this to a-Mario! I could-a feed you with pasta and make you fat-a!" Mario said to Sonic.
"Sorry, Mario. SEGA HQ would fire me if I ate pasta like you, fat man." Sonic said.
"You-a pesky hedgehog-a!" said Mario, as the police car drove away.
"And the best of all, they gave me the power of the seven chaos emeralds!" Sonic said.
They turned him into Super Sonic, and Super Sonic flew away, while Mario was stuck in prison.
"Gee-a, why do I do-a all these things to save the princess-a?" said Mario. He suddenly went to sleeeeeeep...
The End