This is the heros review of the best place on earth. McDonalds. Its food is amazing. The hambergers are good -No I mean GREAT- and the coke is awesome. My heroicness just shines there. Also I love the cooks cuz the hambergers they give me the best fod on earth. Somewhere I read that I have to have a backround on the cooks for a review so I found this. One of them is a single mom who has no money and is striving to feed her children. Another takes cash from the regester probably for some federation or sometin. The drivethru thing gives great service. Because you-
drive in
pay
get food
DONE!
Go home
Eat!
Or eat in the car. I like that idea to. In conclusion,
the food is great
the service is great
the price is great.
But the hambergers could be a bit cheaper or at least free to a hero like me. Its a good suggestion. Take it from the hero. Oh yeah! I heard I have to give it a star rating. I give it 50 cuz I love it and go there all the time. Okay eat there bye!
"D-Did I just read this? In the newspaper? How the bloody hell did he get something as crappy and dimwitted as this in an English newspaper?" America burst in on England at that moment.
"Hey Bro! Read my review?" England looked up sternly, rolled up the newspaper, and continuesly hit him with it like he would to a fly.
"You idiot! Do you even know how to spell 'hamburger'? I mean, seriously! You git! How'd you even get this in the newspaper?" Arthur complained. Alfred put his arm around his older, bushy eyebrowed brother.
"Dude, I know people. I pay people, do you really want to know?" England scoffed at this, and rolled his eyes.
"How much did you have to pay them to get it in?" He strongly asked. The younger brother looked at him.
"Well, I'm not sure how much dollars would be where you are bro, but did you like it?"
England answered that quickly.
"No."