Zetta Crackers
"Greeting hectopascals," one Sho Minamimoto said as his image appeared on TV screens all over Japan, "Math is a beautiful thing. I'm a beautiful person because I love math. You know what else I love, crackers. I have problems with some crackers being too salty and other not being salty enough, but Zetta Crackers are perfect! Shaped like numbers and improve your math skills all while tasting good! Get them while you zetta can!"
Soon those who were watching the commercial, got up and rushed to the nearest convenience store to pick up a box, or two. It was as though they were all hypnotized. And they were by the beauty that was Sho Minamimoto, er well the hypnotic music that he used to imprint into their minds that forced them into buying his brand of crackers.
Up on a roof the man sat laughing watching the people of Shibuya run over each other to buy Zetta Crackers. His laughter was that of an insane person. Why would it be anything else? With his Zetta Crackers he would rule the world! Well at least Japan; maybe.
Author's Note: Zesta Crackers...Zetta Crackers...I just couldn't help myself. So thanks for reading!