Author's Notes:
This is just a weird story I thought up when I had writer's block... It's sort of a mixture of Alien, and Cowboy Bebop. Also, it's based in the Tenchi Muyo Universe, so this classifies as a crossover! BWA, and also stars a lass named Ed... ^_^

Tenchi Muyo! No Need For Aliens

*THE WEIRD VERSION* *NOTE: I will be making the serious version soon... BWAHAHAH

Spike was looking at the rampant destruction in the kitchen, with a disbelieving look. He thought he had seen a strange creature go through the kitchen, and could not stand to look at the sickening sight before him.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Spike, who of course was extremely depressed.

"What is it n-CHIKUSO!," said Jet, who had just walked by, and was surprised by the the way the kitchen had looked. Basically, all the stuff inside the kitchen had been opened, and it appeared to be by teeth. Stuff had spilled everywhere, and Spike was hoping what he was thinking wasn't true.

"I hope the thing I think happened hasn't happened...." Said Spike

"What is it you thin-k happened?" asked Jet.

"...my cigarettes might be gone." Said Spike, and Jet look nonplussed.

"Err... sure. I was sort of thinking you would think it was some sort of creature that had done this, but whatever."

A scuttling was heard behind a counter. Luckilly, It was just Ed.

"Ed, did you see what happened here?" asked Spike.

"MMMmmmmm...... nope." Said Ed.

"Err.... Right. We've got to find Faye, and hopefully she isn't affected by what did this...."

So the crew went looking for Faye, seeing partially melted bars, etc. everywhere

"This reminds me of a movie..." said Ed.

"What movie?" asked Jet, hopefully.

"Umm... I can't remember." Said Ed.

The rest of the crew face-faults.

"Well, we better keep on looking." Stated Spike, and they went on, going into the bowels of the ship. Finally, they discovered Faye, unconsious, glued to the wall by some strange substance.

"Mmmm.... That isn't something you see everyday," said Spike.

Ed, being the strange person she was, put a finger in the substance, which turned out to be gelatinized sugar.

"Ok... this is strange." Said Jet.

They succeded in freeing Faye,. But she seemed to be sick afterwards, but eventually shook it off. They took Faye along with them so the same thing wouldn't happen to her again. Luckily, they soon found the source of the terror.

"Err, what is this?" asked Jet, as he held out a strange, cat-rabbit, aka cabbit.

"Hmmm.... I don't know, but it looks dangerous. I think it's what's been terrorizing this ship. We should blow it out the airlock." Said Spike, and he was just about to when they were hailed by a strange ship.

"Greetings. I am princess Aeka, of the Planet Jurai. I believe a pet of my sister's has found its way onto your ship, and I would like it returned immediately. Thank you." Said Aeka.

All the Bebop crew facefaults.