(Icy, Hothead, Random. a new story full of Humiliation and games you will enjoy it!)
Chapter 1: Humiliation
It was a normal day at the base. It was really boring. I found this one human game. It was called Just Dance 4.
I went to my room, and set it up. It looked good, there was a lot of songs.
There was a knock at my door, I quickly hid the game and answered the door. It was Blitzwing.
" what was that noise?" He said entering. I did a sweat drop.
" oh that was probably lugnut worshiping Megatron again." I said while pushing him out of my room.
He changed into his 'random' mode, and he discovered my game.
" Oooo! What's this?" He said.
" I found this human game, and it looked fun." I said.
" can I please play?! I am sooooo board! I have nothing to do!" He said.
" alright! Fine! You can play!" I said.
" do you know how much i love you?" He said and kissed my cheek.
" Yes I know. Alright, you go first." I said.
" how do you control it?" He said.
" you move your hand, and pick a song." I said.
After a few minutes, he finally picked a song. It was livn la vida loca.
" whoo-wee! This is fun!" He said. Then Blackarichnia came in.
" what are you guys doing?" He said.
" well, we're going to act and dance. And Blitzwing! You're beating my high score!" I said. When the song was over, he bowed to me.
I blushed, and Blackarichnia nudged me. I pushed her off.
He winked at me, and sat down. I put in the acting game and did a scene... With Blitzwing.
We played a scene from The karete kid. I played the kid, and he played the teacher.
" I need you to wash my jet. Well can you, femme? Can you? It's simple! Just wash on, wash off. Either that, or kiss me and that'll make you a pro." He said leaning in.
I just smacked him out of the way before the scene ended.
Then Megatron and Lugnut came in just in time to see the scene.
They started laughing, and they said that they wanted to play. I said fine and Megatron got the next act. It was Star Trek. And he was the good captain.
" what the heck are you wearing?!" He said to the guy with the visor. Me and Blackarichnia just laughed at his statement. Then when the villain came in, he was speechless.
" S**t. I didn't even do any thing." He said laughing.
Blitzwing went next and did forest gump.
" I want shrimp. Give me some mutha f***n shrimp. I want shrimp." He said. I held in a laugh.
" give me some mutha f***n shrimp!" And the rest was some loud choking sounds and mocking the old lady.
At the end, we all just started laughing. He bowed to us and sat down.
Next was lugnut. He did the same act Megatron did, but he was the evil captan.
" you will all bow down to me, or I will blow up your ship! All hail Megatron! I'm done, give me a Oscar!" He said. I was surprised that he knew that.
We all laughed, then me and Blitzwing did a dance. Blackarichnia picked the song, it was I've had the time of my life.
" Oooo! I like this one!" He said. I saw they all held back their laughter.
" I hate you all." I said. At the end, I had to run up to him and he picked me up by the waist for the finish.
They all laughed hard. I have never seen them all laughing that hard.
" I feel so uncomfortable right now. You guys try it!" I said.
" that was so embarrassing! But I liked it!" He said.
" you know what? Battle time! You and Megatron have to do a dance with me and Blitzwing. Who ever wins, gets bragging rights, and a weeks worth of energon. Deal?" I said.
" deal!" Blackarichnia said.
We did the song beware of the boys. And me and Blitzwing won that like a boss!
" what?! That's unfair! You knew the moves!" She exclaimed. I sticked out my glossia and sat down.
Blitzwing wanted to do a scene where he was the audience. It was funny!
" yes! I am the king! And the king needs his crown!" He said putting on my good headband. The fake audience stopped clapping.
" what? Start clapping! Start clapping! Or the squirrel dies!" He said holding a cannon to my small toy squirrel. They started clapping.
" yes! Clap in my presence!" He said. When the scene was over, I got back my headband and toy squirrel.
" for that little scene, you will do the dance, gagnam style!" I said.
He did the dance, but I had to do it with him. It was so wrong, that when it was over, I yelled no and ran out.
I was going to edit this because I hidden cameras so I can uploaded it on YouTube. It's gonna be good.
1 hour later autobots base
" hey sari! Is a new video up yet?" Bumblebee said.
" yea! It's called 'when cons are board... This is what happens'. Go get the team! They have to watch it!" She said.
The team was in the room.
" guys! You have to watch this! It shows the real cons, and its entertaining!" She said, then played the video.
They watched through minutes of acting, dancing, and slapping. They were all laughing their afts off.
" that was funny when lugnut was all like ,'I'm done, give me an Oscar!'" Bulkhead said.
" and when Blitzwing and Starblade did the duet and said ,' I hate you all.'" Bumblebee said.
" thank you for watching this video! You don't know how hard it was to put cameras in the base, subscribe to become a con today! And I will give the RPG games a try, so next is gonna be Ib! Bye for now!" The video said ending.
" how does she get those cameras in the room?" Optimus said.
" how am I suppose to know?" Sari said.
Well that's it for now! I will work on other stories, so don't worry! I'm not dead!
-Paranoiac666