One afternoon in Dubuque, Iowa there was a hardworking man and his name was Kevin. Kevin lived with his wife. His wife was a very loving, kind, and gentle woman. Also her name was Emily. At the moment, they had been married for a year. Emily was nine months pregnant. Emily was patient, BUT at the moment, she was not feeling very patient! She couldn't wait to give birth to her baby! ~ THREE WEEKS LATER! ~
It was 10:00 p.m. and Emily was getting worried because she was well overdue for labor! So then Kevin and her started talking and he suggested that she eat a lot of hot sauce! She followed his advice, so for dinner she made chilli and that chilli had A LOT of hot sauce! She put a whole bottle of it in there! Then after they ate their delicious meal Emily sat down for a bit. Then she let out a blood curling scream!