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Disclaimer: I don't own THG. I'm not THAT awesome.

It's down to the final two. Me and some thug named Sparkle from District 1. I still haven't found the one thing I've been looking for these entire games. Mahogany. My mother told me from an early age that mahogany will protect you from anything and everything. She said it's what keeps her safe from the one's who call her 'dillusional' and 'insane' and 'not quite right in the head'. Now she lives in a nice soft padded room in a place that they tell me is called an asylum. The best part is its all pink! She even gets to wear this cute little thing called a straight jacket! My doctor says that one day I might get to live there, too! I already have an adorable little straight jacket in my closet.

Now back on topic. I'm running through this glorious forest in the Hunger Games. So far, my time here has been nothing less than exquisite! I've finally lost those extra five pounds and then some! All this running must be wonderful exercise! I used some wax from a tracker jacker nest to wax my eyebrows, the tracker jackers even gave me a facial! One of the tributes gave me a nose job, and another cut off my sixth finger for me! The people here are so nice, aren't they!

Oh my cheese nuggets! It's mahogany!

"Mahogany!" I scream.

"Effie!" he yells, or it may just be the voices in my head.

"Oh mahogany! I've been looking for you these entire games! I love you!" I tell him.

"I love you too Effie!" It says in a way that fills my heart with so much love I just have to tell him my biggest secret.

"I have something very important to tell you, dear Mahogany. You mustn't tell anyone! Well, for Christmas I asked Santa Clause to get rid of the voices in my head!" I tell him.

"I asked him to get rid of the squirrels in mine!" Mahogany replies.

"OMG! What a coinquadink!"

That's when Sparkle threw a knife at me and it landed in Mahoghany's trunk! That little- he's in for it now! Yes I said he's. What?! You thought he was a girl?! No, no, no! Sparkles a boy!

"Mahogany!" I exclaim.

I pull the knife out of my sweet little tree, and throw it at Sparkle hitting him right in the neck. He falls over holding his neck, while choking on his own blood.

"Stop bleeding!" I yell, "You are getting all over these nice green, shag carpets!"

People just do not appreciate fine carpeting like they used to, I think shaking my head. Then a cannon fires. BOOM! I see a hovercraft fly overhead to pick up Sparkles corpse. Another one comes and picks me up. Wait. I'm not dead! I don't want to leave Mahogany.

"Mahogany!" I yell.

"Effie!" he squeaks as the peacekeepers pull me up into the hovercraft.

"I want my Mahogany tree!" I screech.

I siton the cold, hard tile floor and sob.

"Honey," one peacekeeper states, "that was oak."

"NOOOOOO!"

The end! I hope you liked it! R&R! Please, no flames though. :)