"What takes you so long, Hebi-jiji?"
Naruto was currently freezing his ass off on a metal table and tried not to die from boredom.
"Brat, can't you stay quiet just for a few moments?" hissed Orochimaru, looking away from the stand with the newest specimen. The specimen's name was Sasuke, and, unfortunately for him, he was the last Uchiha.
"I'm bo~red!" whined Naruto and took pride in observing the twitching of the Sannin's eye. Ahh, yess, was he a professional or what?
"When was the last time you cleaned your room?" frowned Orochimaru. One of the needles found its place in the object's skin. The bound body twitched.
Impressive, thought Naruto. You must have an extraordinary resistance to tranquilizers to be able to do any motions now. And the extraordinary spirit.
"Well?" pressed Orochimaru.
Huh? Ah, yeah!..
"My room? Which one?" snickered Naruto kicking his legs.
"For Heaven's sake!" exploded Sannin. "I swear to God you'll be my early demise! When will you stop hopping from one room to another?"
"I move when the room becomes dangerous to live in!" huffed Naruto folding his hands.
"If you clean sooner, the room will stay safe," informed Sannin. "Now, out of my sight. And don't come back until you're done!"
"With what?"
"With your… errr… third room".
"The one near the fifth lab?" precised Naruto hopping down.
"Yes. Exactly," distractedly said Orochimaru. He was seemly captivated by the body presented in its full glory.
"Okaaay", sang Naruto. But then he looked back and his good mood was shattered in pieces. Because the "specimen" was awake. And his eyes held so much bitterness and downright despair, that Naruto found it hard to breathe. He swallowed and looked at his teacher's hands – clinging, exploring shamelessly…
Uchiha closed his eyes. He gave up.
Naruto scrunched his nose. No, he definitely didn't like it. He turned swiftly and left.
"Ah, at last", purred Orochimaru, testing the muscled of his future body. "What a beauty!"
He let his hands wander over creamy thighs, closed his eyes and…
The layer shook with an explosion. It made the instruments clatter in their lots and broke a number of test tubes.
"Narutooo!" roared Sannin and dashed to the door, Uchiha forgotten. "I swear to God's I'll feed you to Manda!"