Hi! This is my first story, so no flames!
Disclaimer Guy: I dont know what to do here.
Yes you do!
Disclaimer Guy: Oh yeah! Wait what do I say?
You say I don't own Teletubbies!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!
Disclaimer Guy: Oh yeah, again! She doesn't own Teletubbies.
That was stupid. Ok this is gonna be in paragraph form so don't yell at me. Time to start the story! Right after I kill the Disclaimer Guy!
Disclaimer Guy: Nooooooooooooooo don't kill me! Help! (uses disclaimer powers to hold me back)
I want disclaimer powers! Oh wait I have author powers! I'm paranoid!
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Foreword
Entry #49
Right now I am in an insane asylum. I am not supposed to be here. Right now one family is getting torn apart the same way my family did. If the stupid police believed me in what I said, none of this would ever happen again. I am all that is left of the Shoo family and it is all the stupid police's fault. My father was here before me trying to tell the world that one family by one the population of the United States would slowly decrease. My family was the first to be destroyed. My father had to be moved to a room with soundproof walls. That was sixty years ago. The reason for having to be moved was that he was affecting all the people already in the asylum. He got them to believe the truth. My brother was the first to be killed. Then my mother, finally they came after me. I was the reason they destroyed my family first. If I was never born then my family would be in Italy right now and we would probably get killed last. The people at the asylum convinced the police to let us have paper and other writing utensils. They told us to write our own book and it could be fiction or non-fiction. I chose to write my story. If the police find out that I am going to sell it to the public they will take away my materials so I can't tell the world about what happened so I asked for two notebooks if there were any leftover. There happened to be enough for the whole class to get three. So I can have a poem book, my story book, and a notebook for drawing in. If the guards are coming and I am writing in my story book I will have to find a place to hide it very quickly. I was thinking about under my pillow, but the guards search your room for stuff to kill yourself with whenever you go to lunch. Instead I ripped open one of the cushions on the walls to stuff it in. I was given glue for a project and I used that to put the cushion back on the wall. I will have to know the guards rounds because that will take a lot of time to do. Well, I am going to start writing my story so I am signing off. Bye-bye!
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How was that?!?! Was it good or bad?!?! Now its time to vote!! Since it's my first story I am going to have a vote. I will have one at the end of every chapter until the fifth chapter.
#1: it was really really good.
#2: it was good.
#3: it was okay.
#4: it needs improvement.
#5: it sucked.
Now it is time to vote!!!! Tell me in your reviews!!!! It yes will have teletubbies and if you are scared of them (if you are you need help) don't read any further.
Disclaimer Guy: Jo is getting a little paranoid so read the next chappie now!!
My name is not Jo it's tb36!! Short for Tomboy36!! Jo is my nickname!!
Disclaimer Guy: Read the next chapter now before she tries to kill me again.
Disclaimer Guy: I dont know what to do here.
Yes you do!
Disclaimer Guy: Oh yeah! Wait what do I say?
You say I don't own Teletubbies!! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!
Disclaimer Guy: Oh yeah, again! She doesn't own Teletubbies.
That was stupid. Ok this is gonna be in paragraph form so don't yell at me. Time to start the story! Right after I kill the Disclaimer Guy!
Disclaimer Guy: Nooooooooooooooo don't kill me! Help! (uses disclaimer powers to hold me back)
I want disclaimer powers! Oh wait I have author powers! I'm paranoid!
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Foreword
Entry #49
Right now I am in an insane asylum. I am not supposed to be here. Right now one family is getting torn apart the same way my family did. If the stupid police believed me in what I said, none of this would ever happen again. I am all that is left of the Shoo family and it is all the stupid police's fault. My father was here before me trying to tell the world that one family by one the population of the United States would slowly decrease. My family was the first to be destroyed. My father had to be moved to a room with soundproof walls. That was sixty years ago. The reason for having to be moved was that he was affecting all the people already in the asylum. He got them to believe the truth. My brother was the first to be killed. Then my mother, finally they came after me. I was the reason they destroyed my family first. If I was never born then my family would be in Italy right now and we would probably get killed last. The people at the asylum convinced the police to let us have paper and other writing utensils. They told us to write our own book and it could be fiction or non-fiction. I chose to write my story. If the police find out that I am going to sell it to the public they will take away my materials so I can't tell the world about what happened so I asked for two notebooks if there were any leftover. There happened to be enough for the whole class to get three. So I can have a poem book, my story book, and a notebook for drawing in. If the guards are coming and I am writing in my story book I will have to find a place to hide it very quickly. I was thinking about under my pillow, but the guards search your room for stuff to kill yourself with whenever you go to lunch. Instead I ripped open one of the cushions on the walls to stuff it in. I was given glue for a project and I used that to put the cushion back on the wall. I will have to know the guards rounds because that will take a lot of time to do. Well, I am going to start writing my story so I am signing off. Bye-bye!
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How was that?!?! Was it good or bad?!?! Now its time to vote!! Since it's my first story I am going to have a vote. I will have one at the end of every chapter until the fifth chapter.
#1: it was really really good.
#2: it was good.
#3: it was okay.
#4: it needs improvement.
#5: it sucked.
Now it is time to vote!!!! Tell me in your reviews!!!! It yes will have teletubbies and if you are scared of them (if you are you need help) don't read any further.
Disclaimer Guy: Jo is getting a little paranoid so read the next chappie now!!
My name is not Jo it's tb36!! Short for Tomboy36!! Jo is my nickname!!
Disclaimer Guy: Read the next chapter now before she tries to kill me again.