Like A Persian
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Author's Note: Parody of "Like A Virgin," sung by Giovanni's Persian. In this song, the Persian is talking to Giovanni, then it starts complaining about Jesse and James, although only Meowth is mentioned by name.
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I finally made it to the top
Somehow I dodged that Jenny cop
I'm just a Poke, I still might fall down Boss's *Ex-Pet* drop
I meowed and was wowed
Drew a crowd when I managed to advance
Now I'm tryin' to keep it
Yeah I'm tryin' to keep it
Without biting Jesse's hands
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
There's Team Rocket on my mind
Oh buzz off you idjits
My patience's running out
With your stupid traps and plans
And the crap you spout
Just you wait
'Til you're bait
Here it comes
They're reporting in
'Cause their plan has failed
Yeah their plan has failed
I'm so pissed off again
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
Fury Swiping them's no crime
Oooh
It's quite true:
They mock you!
You could sue
Them for laughing at Boss!
'Cause they laugh at you
Yes they laugh at you
Let me whip Meowth's ass!
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
Sick of their corny motto lines
Like a Persian
Ooooh, like a Persian
When I see their mugs
Grinning, stupid
Smirking, vacant
Self-absorbed
Ooooh, (etc)
Them idjits
Yeah
I would like to crush them
For the very first time
(Sound: Giovanni saying "OK.")
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Author's Note: Parody of "Like A Virgin," sung by Giovanni's Persian. In this song, the Persian is talking to Giovanni, then it starts complaining about Jesse and James, although only Meowth is mentioned by name.
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I finally made it to the top
Somehow I dodged that Jenny cop
I'm just a Poke, I still might fall down Boss's *Ex-Pet* drop
I meowed and was wowed
Drew a crowd when I managed to advance
Now I'm tryin' to keep it
Yeah I'm tryin' to keep it
Without biting Jesse's hands
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
There's Team Rocket on my mind
Oh buzz off you idjits
My patience's running out
With your stupid traps and plans
And the crap you spout
Just you wait
'Til you're bait
Here it comes
They're reporting in
'Cause their plan has failed
Yeah their plan has failed
I'm so pissed off again
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
Fury Swiping them's no crime
Oooh
It's quite true:
They mock you!
You could sue
Them for laughing at Boss!
'Cause they laugh at you
Yes they laugh at you
Let me whip Meowth's ass!
Like a Persian
Chosen for the very first time
Like a Persian
Sick of their corny motto lines
Like a Persian
Ooooh, like a Persian
When I see their mugs
Grinning, stupid
Smirking, vacant
Self-absorbed
Ooooh, (etc)
Them idjits
Yeah
I would like to crush them
For the very first time
(Sound: Giovanni saying "OK.")