Harribel's Blood Smells like Ketchup...EW!!!
All characters belong to Tite Kubo.
Nnoitra woke up to a sight he'd never thought he'd ever get. Neliel stood before him wearing nothing but a see through green night gown. She straddled on top of him blushing insanely. It was as if Nnoitra was living in a dream. But maybe it was a dream…? Neliel winked at him and Nnoitra felt a stiffening feeling down where his manhood would be. Could it be true? Nnoitra finally getting what he wanted? Nnoitra reached for Neliel's breasts to see if he was dreaming or not. But he wasn't and they were real. They even felt as soft as he had hoped. A huge grin formed across his face his lone eye widening taking in all the information that straddled on top of him. Nnoitra's lips began to water as Neliel began lowering her head towards his own. Nnoitra swore he felt time slow down. The moment those lips had touched each other; Nnoitra felt a feeling deep inside his pants. It was a wet feeling.
"Neliel! I think that-!" Nnoitra hoped this wasn't happening.
"Oh Nnoitra do please be quiet…" Neliel put her finger on his lips.
"Oh alright but only ….because…." Nnoitra felt that feeling again only it was much worse it was a sharp pain ripping through him and his heirro.
"Alright Bitch! It's time to get off!" Nnoitra screamed.
Nnoitra pushed Neliel off of him and looked down to see a sight no man should ever see.
"No... This... can't be…?" Nnoitra's most prized possession had been bitten off.
"Neliel you bitch! You bitch!!" Nnoitra broke down like he's never broke down before. He collapsed to the floor crying in a heap of self pity.
"Nnoitra… you know it was all a trick right? Look!" Neliel was holding up a bloody banana.
"Then wait a second!" Nnoitra sniffed his manhood. This is ketchup!
"No Nnoitra I spilled Harribel's PMS blood on you and grabbed your balls so hard that it felt like it was bleeding" Neliel shook her head in disappointment.
"Harribel's blood smells like ketchup?!" Both Arrancar screamed. "EWWW!!!"
"Did I just walk in on a bad momment?" Harribel stood between the two as if from nowhere.
"Harribel your blood-MMPH!" Nnoitra's face was sat on by Neliel.
"Harribel what have you been eating for the past week?" Neliel asked.
"Tomatoes pretty much since Emo Espada boy, I forgot his name already... started farming"
"Oh that makes sense" Neliel said farting on Nnoitra's face.
"MMRRMMPHHH!!!"(WHAT?!)
"Neliel did you just fart on top of Nnoitra's face?" Harribel said laughing.
"Youtube it?" Neliel asked
"I've got my Cam on me and my laptops in the other room!"
"MRRMMPPHHHPHH!! MRMMPH MPPMMHPMM!!" (You bitches better not dot hat or I'll omfg she did it again!)
A/N: Poor Nnoitra.