Hmm... I think I wanna write drabbles of different couples, mostly from the book Hogwarts era. Yeah, I do! OkaY, CONSIDER THE DRABBLING DONE! Enjoy or whatever.
This one is (as obvious as this may be,) no one! No pairings at all! (...?)
Disclaimer- if I siriusly owned Harry Potter I would be selling the number two best selling book series EVER (ok yet) right behind fifty shades of grey which, as I recall, I do not own either. Sadly. Yeah. So dejecting. I wish I could.
Note to self, (though anyone can read it.) write story about how sad it is to not be owning Harry Potter.
O.O
"I woke up, woke up, woke up. Then I hit him, hit him, hit him. When I missed him, missed him-"
"Malfoy, shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
"I'll tell you Potter, it's only six o'clock in the afternoon. Why do you need to sleep so early?"
"Hmm... Let me think... Maybe because your annoying snoring kept me awake all night!"
"I don't snore."
"The hell you do!"
"I don't snore, I was um... Well..." *mumbles distantly*
"Well!?"
"I don't wanna tell you."
"And why the hell not?"
"It's none of your sodding business, Potter! And if you say 'the hell it's not' I'm going to hex you into next week!"
"The hell it's not!"
...Two Days Later...
"Hey Malfoy, have you seen Harry? We have a thing for the Auror program."
"Weasel, as much as I don't want to hear about your problems, I will tell you one thing, Harry won't be back until Monday."
"Why the hell not? Where did he go?!"
"I hexed him into next week."
...Four and a half days later...
"I woke up, woke up, woke up. Then I hit him, hit him, hit him. When I missed him, missed him-"
*groan*
"Potter, shut up!"
O.o.O
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