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Council
Part 1: Introducing the Gods
Once upon a time there was a high coun-- OWWIE! Director, what was that for, hon?!
'Stop being so corny and queer! This is my story, get it right already! Mou!'
Ahem, anyway. There was once a high council of gods that used there own unique abilities to watch over the city of Tokyo.
There was Kaoru, the Goddess of Love,
Kenshin, the God of Peace,
Sanosuke, the God of Strength,
Megumi, the Goddess of Health and Beauty,
Yahiko, the small God of Annoyance,
Tsubame, the small Goddess of Cowardice and Courage,
Tai, the Goddess of Harvest,
Misao, the Goddess of Spright,
and Aoshi, the God of (if you can believe it, I mean, none of these make any sense) Wisdom.
'Stop messing up my story! Just read the freaking script, fool!!! We don't need your comments!'
Right, uh, so the high council all sat around the great high table of the high Gods as they always did annually about once a high week.
'Errrrrrrggg…! Enough with the "highs" before I have you murdered! I can cut your pay check, ya know!'
Yes, doll. Now, where was I? Once a week. This week Tsubame decided she had to speak up.
"Tai-san, the people are growing ever more afraid. You must help the crops. I only have so much courage, ya know?…"
"Oh, I am very sorry about that, dear, but with this cold, I'm afraid all of the crops may wilt until I get better…(cough, gag, sniff)...I'm sorry…(gag, sniff, cough.)"
"Never fear!!! Misao is here!!!"
"Late again, Misao-chan," Aoshi said emotionlessly.
"Hey, Tai, chin up! Squint your eyes and grin!!! We must be cheerful! Sprightful! Message from the Goddess of Spright!!! Me!! Now, now, now, what have we here?! Tai, you're an absolute wreck!!! What in the world happened to you?!?!"
"Oh, shut up already! Jeez! Your loud and annoying and stupid and non-stop and--"
Sanosuke had punched him to the ground. Blood began to pour out of his head.
"Yahiko-chan! Oh, my poor poor Yahiko…"
"Tsubame…Tsubame, I'm sorry, please forgive me, I shall see you again…uhhhnnnn…no…I cannot…die…yet…"
"Oh, Yahiko…Waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
Sanosuke rolled his eyes and sipped his sake, "Cut it out, you annoying little brat…"
"Sano! I'm trying to make a scene! Please!"
"You mean…You didn't really die?" Tsubame wiped her tears.
"I happen to be the mightiest of all mighty Gods! I cannot die! I. AM. INVINCIBLE!!!"
SLAP! Yahiko fell to the floor again and the imaginary blood went back into the imaginary wound as he stood up very red in the face.
"Yahiko-chan, how dare you frighten me like that! You know I have more cowardice than courage! You jerk! I thought you loved me!"
"When did I say that? Heheh," He said nervously, seeing the council staring at him that looked like they wanted to laugh their faces off.
"Don't you remember?! In Cloud Park you took me there when you were very sober and you said it and then you ki--" Yahiko covered her mouth and smiled at the rest of them.
"She must be drunk. I have no idea what she's talking about!"
Kaoru smiled hysterically, "Oh, that's so sweet! I knew you two were a couple!!!"
"How should you know?" Yahiko yelled, "You're the Goddess of Love, you think everybody is a couple!"
"I do not! I don't think you and Misao are a couple! I don't think Sano and Kenshin are a couple!"
"Thank God, er, Goddess," Kenshin said, wiping sweat from his brow.
"I should hope so!!! What kind of a gay pervert would pair me and Kenshin up?!?!?" Was Sano's very different reply.
"Do you think me and Aoshi-sama are a couple?!" Misao asked ecstatically.
Kaoru nodded sweetly. Aoshi looked up in surprise and would have gave her a death glare, were it not for the fact that he actually did like Misao and they could not die.
"Megumi? Do you think you could help me?(sniff, cough, gag)" Tai asked after nearly sneezing her nose off.
"Oh, I could try, I suppose," She said, fox ears appearing. Tai got nervous. Then the fox ears disappeared and Megumi's impish grin disappeared, "Well, no, that would be more fun on Sanosuke…" She muttered to herself devilishly.
She walked over to Tai and put her hand on her forehead, "It's just a cold, dear. You should be all better…now. Did it work, Tai-san?"
"Oh, i-it did! Thanks, Megumi-san!" Tai bounced with joy and said in her western accent, "I can fix the crops now!" She exclaimed, pearing into the 3-D map of the city. She spotted out all of the near-dead crops and revived them with a good rain shower with her green-thumb-for-food touch in it.
"Oh, the crops are going to be all right?" Tsubame cried, "Thank goodness, I was really worrying for the people!"
"So, Kaoru-chan!" Misao said, "About me and Aoshi-sama! When are you gonna make us get a move on?! 'Cause I want to, but Aoshi-sama's cold as ice still! Waahh!"
"I don't like to mess with free will. What I do is encourage feelings of others' towards another. Your's, however, do not need encouraging. Aoshi is just hard to get to or you two'd be married with kids already…"
Again, Aoshi looked up, "Kaoru, please don't think you can mess with me that easily. I simply won't allow it."
PAUSE
"Wow, Kaoru-chan," Misao said, bouncing in her seat, "This is pretty good! You make an excellent director! You really nailed us all! They all look just like us! Where'd you get these actors? Who's the narrator? How much did you pay for all of these people? Where'd you get your props? (They're excellent!) Did you notice you can here your voice yelling at the narrator? Why--"
"Misao, shut up!" Yahiko yelled, "This movie sucks, busu! Why am I the SMALL God of ANNOYANCE?!?!? And I do not love Tsubame! I never soberly took her for a walk in the park, buy her flowers and cotton candy, help her climb up the tree with me where we sat on a big branch, then confess my feelings to her! And I didn't kiss her right afterwards! (It was only a litte peck on the lips...No! We didn't kiss!! It didn't even happen!)"
"Yahiko, a tree, flowers and cotton candy were not in the movie," Kaoru pointed out, "And I made all of this up. I didn't know any of it actually happened...oops..."
"Yahiko, that was embarrassing! You stupid little jerk! Ohhhh..." Tsubame hid her blushing face behind her circle plate, "You didn't have to tell them everything!"
"I do not actually like Misao, Kaoru. Did your queer narrator make that part up?" Aoshi asked coldly.
"Well, actually, yes, he did. I swear, I should have picked someone else. (sigh) I'm sorry about him, you guys. He totally wrecked my movie(sniff, sniff) And I told you I made all of this up!"
"It's fine, Kaoru-dono, that it is. I'm sure that by the end it'll have been the best movie ever, that I am. Play the rest, Kaoru-dono, please?" Kenshin smiled at the girl sitting next to him on the couch, who he thought was incredibly cute but probably didn't even like him back, shame.
Kaoru smiled back at him, "Okay," She said gently. She loved Kenshin but knew he didn't feel the same way. He probably didn't want to love anyone anymore. Not after his girlfriend's car crash. Tomoe was so good to him, so he was obviously devestated by her death.
Misao looked over at Aoshi who was sitting in the recliner next to her's. How she wished that Kaoru was really the Goddess of love so she could make Aoshi-sama love her. He had just said that he didn't really like her and that really dampened her spirits.
Aoshi glanced at Misao after her head turned to watch the movie. She was so cute. But now for some reason she looked sad. Did he say something? He didn't want to hurt her. He did like her. He just didn't want anyone else to know that.
Sano sat in front of Megumi's chair, cross legged and watched the movie. That actress that played the fox wasn't as pretty as Megumi. Or as foxy. No one could play the fox as well as Megitsune. It was like a…a rule.
Megumi sat and waited for the movie to play again. She liked the idea of Sano being the God of Strength. Just what every woman needed, a nice strong man to protect them. And not to mention hot. Ohohoho…!
Kaoru grabbed the remote and hit the button. She hoped her plan would work. If not this movie would be a failure.
PLAY
to be continued
AN: Personally, I think it's pretty stupid but hey, if it makes you happy, I'm willing to write it! If you think I should keep writing, I got it pretty much planned out! Though I may need your guidance at some point. Thanks to all my readers!
Preview of PART 2!
Did Kaoru make her role the most important of all? Will she make the Goddess of Love do her job, ahem, well?
Clips:
"Well, I'm sorry, Misao, but I just can't love you as more than a friend." .....
"That poor farmer could be gambling right now!"
"Sano, gambling insn't the only way to entertain yourself, you know." ......
'...You want me to cut your paycheck like this idiot called my narrator?!'.....
Ch. 2 up soon!