Bounty on Jack
Chapter 1: The Assassins Gather
Aku had indeed summoned some of the world's greatest assassins to go after the one foe he never could take down Samurai Jack. A growing list of assassins were heading to Aku's private chambers, with a bodyguard overseeing those who were on the list, one such individual who arrived on the scene was Deadpool.
"Hey big guy" said Deadpool to the bodyguard, "I bet you don't realize who I am."
"No, not a clue" continued the bodyguard.
"Excuse me, but did I hear what I think you just said?" asked Deadpool.
"Hey buddy, he doesn't recognize you" laughed Hit Monkey.
"Hit Monkey, you're on the list" continued the bodyguard, "go right on in, Aku has a special offer."
"Hey, how come you let the monkey in but not me?!" cried Deadpool.
"Move along" said Cad Bane as he pushed Deadpool out of the way.
"Okay, who the heck was that?" asked Deadpool.
"You don't know me?" asked Cad as he turned around to Deadpool.
"Listen, I'm in it for the same grand prize you guys are, I should just be allowed in" said Deadpool.
"Fine, if it'd shut you up" continued the bodyguard who allowed Deadpool in.
"So who the heck is this Samurai Jack guy we're supposed to hunt down?" asked Deadpool as he didn't know who Samurai Jack was.
"Supposed to be some kind of a samurai giving Aku problems" continued Hit Monkey.
"Yea, I heard many major bounty hunters from across the galaxy and various dimensions are here" added Cad.
"Cool" laughed Deadpool.
As the trio entered, Boba Fett was awaiting for Aku's entrance.
"What, three more competitors?" asked Boba.
"Hey, listen, we're in the same deal here" said Deadpool.
"I don't share my prize with anyone" said Boba.
"Fine, be that way" said Deadpool.
Suddenly the four felt a chill going off as the presence of Skulker arouse.
"So, you four think you can take down this samurai?" asked Skulker.
"Heck yea, I can beat you all!" laughed Deadpool.
"Fat chance" laughed Hit Monkey.
"Silence!" roared Breela.
"Wow, a cat lady" said Deadpool as he pushed away her comrades Zuckuss and Boushh, "let's say we put our differences after we get rid of the samurai and I take you out?"
"How about I show you what I can do with these" said Breela as she showed off her claws.
"Enough!" roared Aku's voice as he was suddenly summoned, the shape shifting wizard's long body sprouted right out with an amazing force with the mighty wizard himself glaring down at the bounty hunters.
"Hey Aku, got your message on my cell phone" continued Deadpool.
"You, you are about one of many who will track down the samurai and please don't say a word" continued Aku, "why can't you be more like Boba Fett, he doesn't say anything and does his job right."
"So pipe down" added Boba.
"Boy you're no fun" said Deadpool to Boba.
"We have one more guest to arrive" said Aku.
Sabretooth soon came barging in with a growling entrance.
"Hey Sabie old pal!" laughed Deadpool, "Took up the offer of hunting the samurai?"
"I can sniff him out literally speaking" continued Sabretooth.
"I am going to make an offer to everyone of you, whoever can bring me the samurai dead or alive will receive a fortune worth over 5 trillion dollars!" continued Aku, "I have placed that much amount of a bounty on the samurai himself. Go forth bounty hunters, last time we've got reports of the samurai was when he was wondering around the wasteland searching for another fable portal back to his home time period."
After the bounty hunters left, Deadpool was amazed at how much money Aku was willing to hand over bringing in the body of the samurai alive or dead.
"Hey, 5 trillion dollars with a T, that's a lot of money!" laughed Deadpool, "I could make myself retire after this job, live in Florida, you know."
"And I can buy quite a bit of bananas with that" added Hit Monkey.
"Listen, Hit Monkey, I know we had our differences, but if I move to Florida with my trillion dollars I'll give you some money to buy those bananas for life" continued Deadpool.
"Wait, you're asking me to team up with you?" asked Hit Monkey.
"Well, these other guys we don't know what the heck they're going to do with the money" continued Deadpool.
"I suppose you're right on this one" sighed Hit Monkey, "but no funny business."
While the bounty hunters were heading off, a certain samurai was wondering in the wasteland with a map of a location that could lead him to a research facility that housed a portal of some sort.
"This must be the area" said Jack as he scanned the scene.
Jack headed down to a structure what looked like to be a research facility, he was unaware that Boba Fett and Skulker were arriving there first.
"Looks like there is our target" laughed Skulker.
"What would a ghost want to do with 5 trillion dollars?" mocked Boba to Skulker.
"Hey, I got personal issues I have to resolve" continued Skulker, "the other ghosts mock me for not capturing the one ghost boy."
"And this helps you how?" asked Boba.
"Enough" said Skulker.
The two bounty hunters awaited until they made their strike against the samurai.