Author's Note: This story has been made to solely torture Akito *evil smile*. Oh, and please no flames, but constructive criticism is good.
This story was originally written as a one-time blurb. Due to common demand, we are writing a sequel, and possibly a series.
Warnings: the Barney song "FEAR IT!"
Disclaimer: We do not own Fruits Basket or Barney or anything related to either.
This story is a joint project by both Raeda and Megumi (if you don't understand read our profile).
Episode 1
~Akito vs. Barney~
"I love you, you love me…"
"HELL NO!"
"We're a happy family…"
"SHUT UP!"
"With a great big hug…" -squeeze-
"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"
"And a kiss from me to you…"
-smack- "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
"Won't you say you love me too?"
"HATORI! KUREANO! EXTERMINATE THIS GOD DAMN FREAK!"
"Awww! That's not very nice!"
"I DON'T CARE!"
"But you might hurt someone's feelings!"
"I DON"T GIVE A DAMN!"
"But they'll get mad at you."
"So, no one would dare hurt me!"
"Why's that?"
"Two reasons: A- I'm the head of the Sohma family. And B- I'd beat the shit out of them!"
"But that's not very nice."
-sigh-
~3 Hours Later~
"FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN TIME, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S NICE OR NOT!"