Top 50 Hetalia-Inspired Reasonsto Miss School, Work, or World Conferences

1. You were trying to be recognized as an official country

2. You were trying to perfect your scone recipe

3. All your precious cats ran away

4. You were saving a friend from France's... erm... advances

5. You were trying to get your brother to marry you

6. Your righteous alien friend dude was eating all your burgers

7. You were trying to be smexy like France

8. You were hiding from your freaky little sister

9. You were stocking up on ice cream and manga

10. You were home, watching anime

11. You were cooking PASTA~!

12. You needed some hug therapy

13. You were solving a Russian Fashion Crisis

14. You were buying a ribbon for your little sister

15. You were playing your piano

16. You just reached puberty

17. You had been invited to lunch

18. You were busy being AWESOME

19. You just learned you're actually a girl

20. You were answering a billion phone calls from Italy

21. You were busy waving a white flag, see~?

22. You were - oh, what's the point, no one missed you anyways...

23. You thought you were a Pokemon Trainer

24. You were smacking Austria on the head

25. You were calling France an ass

26. You were hiding in the bushes with a mouse and a cat

27. You were hiding in the bushes with binoculars

28. You were insisting that a marriage registration form was actually a calendar

29. You were doing the dishes

30. You were smacking people with China's wok

31. You had been turned into a Noperra

32. You had a compulsive need to take pictures of everything

33. You were finding out how other countries spent Christmas

34. You were sending Gilbird off with a letter

35. France was cutting your hair

36. You were practicing everyone's accents

37. You were threatening people with Hungary's frying pan

38. Russia was stretching you

39. You were running from Britain's pirates

40. You were having a campfire

41. You were singing about what Hell would be

42. You were singing about what Heaven would be

43. You woke up and found Italy in your bed

44. You were trying to get rid of your moustache

45. You accidentally summoned Russia

46. You were watching horror movies with Japan

47. You were - *sigh* they still can't hear you...

48. Britain and France were fighting over you

49. You were hanging out with Flying Mint Bunny

50. You were being THE HERO~!