Hiita: Holycrap, our first fanfiction to be read by others /tear/

Kao : Yes it is indeed a monumental day for both of us.. Seeing as most of our stories never last more than a page or two.

Hiita : Anyways, this story is just some random thing we came up with.

Kao : We hope you enjoy it .

Disclaimer! - unfortunately, neither of us own Final Fantasy, chocobos, or any of the characters other than Kao and Hiita.. and any other cheesy characters we come up with. Those characters that are not Kao or Hiita or any more of our stupid creations belong to Square-Enix

Kao : Too bad... If we did own Final Fantasy and the characters.. I'd currently be up in my room at the moment.. With Yazoo-kun.. doing...naughty things... >.>

Hiita : o.o;;; I don't want to know

Kao : Nyahaha! >X3

Chapter 1 - Morning Glory

"Wark! Warkwarkwawawarrrrrkwark!" This, rather spazmodic squaking signeled a new day at Pheonix Down Farm, the chocobo farm

owned, and ran by Hiita and Kao. Hiita, now awake from the psychotic warking by one "Renfield the Chocobo" stretched her limbs. She

smiled when she heard no joints crack. Rubbing the sleep from her crimson eyes, Hiita walked out to the kitchen to meet her f

riend/partner in buisness, who was already wide awake and cooking breakfast. "Mornin' Hiita!" Kao chimed.

Kao was... unusual. She happened to look alot like a certain late general, with her catlike mako green eyes and silver hair a length that

could give said general's hair a run for its money. Not to mention that she had quite a few, if not all screws loose. Now, this being said,

Hiita wasn't exactly what most people would call normal either. Even if she did tend to blend in with the crowd a bit more with her long

brown hair and crimson eyes, she however, was not playing with a full deck so to say. It was a wonder at times how the duo even

managed to survive.

"I really with that damned chocobo would stop that." Hiita growled. See, chocobo's usually don't wark at sunrise. But Renfield was

Kao's chocobo, and upon being bored one day, she had trained him to do so. (He's a really fast learner you know) It was rather funny

and amusing the first few mornings, but then after a couple of weeks, was just plain annoying. "Hey! Leave Renfield alone. It's not his

fault that he likes to be heard." Kao retorted, setting down a plate of pancakes infront of her friend. "No, it's your fault." The brunette

inspected the so called 'pancakes' in front of her. "My god.. Paper has been thicker!" You could say that making pancakes wasn't one of

their skills... Nor was cooking in general. Kao still had a fear of open flames since Hiita had burned her eyebrows clear off one day.

They were making a cake for a friends party, when Hiita had accidently set the batter aflame. How she managed to do this was still a

mystery to this very day. Needless to say, theyt ended up bringing 'homemade' doughnuts from Tonberry Hortons. A very important

lesson learned that day. Hiita+cookingfire, fire+Hiitavery, very bad things. And that usually ended up with Kao being hurt in someway or

another.

Anyways, back to the present. Hiita, being the wonderful morning person that she is (coughsarcasmcough) wasn't very pleased with this

breakfast gone wrong that her silver haired friend called pancakes. "I refuse to eat this disgrace to the almighty pancake gods!" Hiita

yelled angerly as she banged her fists on the table. With a determined look on her face, she took the pan from Kao and began to root

through their food. "Hmmm..." A sly grin stretched across her face. "Hey Renfield!" Hiita yelled out the window at the still warking

chocobo. "How about we put you in the frying pan?" The brunette turned to see Kao, to see her mako green eyes wide in shock. "What!

It shut him up didn't it?" Kao was about to protest when a loud crash and a fury of feathers distracted them both. Suddenly a massive

yellow fluff dove at Hiita. With a mass confusion of screams and warks 'The chase began!' Hiita raced through the doorway and down

the field followed by a raging chocobo. "Renfield, wait come back! She didn't mean it!" Kao yelled as she chased after the screaming,

warking, beating of a frying pan, fury of feathers.

Hiita held an ice pack to her head and winced in pain. She sat in a chair at the kitchen table covered un bruises, scratches and huge

yellow feathers. "Blah" she said as she pulld a small piece of feather out of her mouth. Kao entered the house and sat at the table with a

heavy sigh. She glanced up at Hiita and was about to laugh at the sight of her, but was stopped by Hiita's glare. "Don't say it.. You look

just as pitiful as me!" The silver hair teen's face fell as she looked down at her dirt covered self. "But.." "NO!" Hiita snapped. "I don't

know what you were thinking, but you sure as hell are no cowboy, or cow'girl' for that matter!" Kao looked back up at Hiita "I almost

had him... I did!... I just kinda.. missed..." "MISSED!" Yelled Hiit, throwing her icepack on the table, causing Kao to jump. "MISSED!

You caught ME!" Hiita screamed so loud that the dishes in the sink rattled. "Then you chased Renfield who chased me.. and I was still

tied up.. He chased me into the god damn barbed wire!... BARBED WIRE!" "Well... It was your fault to begin with..." If looks could

kill, Kao would have been mangled, ritually sacrificed, creamated, spit on, revived and killed once again slowly and painfully. "My

fault...?" Hiita's crimson eyes flashed with fury. "My Fault!" Kao shrank back into her chair. When her friend was like this, even

Bahamut itself would run in terror, tail between its legs. "W..well" Kao stammered, looking for the right words that wouldn't end up her

getting impaled with an old wooden spoon. "If you hadn't of threatened Renfield in the first place, he wouldn't have chased you"

A few moments of silence passed, before "Ow!" Kao cringed, rubbing the newly forming lump on her forehead as the former icepack,

now weapon of mass destruction lay to the side, as Hiita glared dangerously at the silver haired girl. However the glare did not last long,

as she sighed. "C'mon, we gotta feed the damn chocobo's"

It was a perfect day, the sun was shining and the clouds were fluffy and floating along happily. The days events were slowly being

forgotten and the anger between chocobo and man seemed to have lifted and floated away with the puffy clouds. The chocobos could be

heard warking happily in the distance. Once they had finished cleaning the stalls, feeding the chocobos, the two girls packed their items

they needed for the day on two of them and headed for town. They buisness to do today. (Chocobo feathers make great pillows ).

End Chapter 1

Hiita : Wow.. over already?

Kao : No worries, the second chapter is longer than this. (also longer to type ¬¬) and also much more... random shall we say? X3

Hiita : Ah yes.. Amoebas...

Kao : yup X3 and and... three very good looking silver haired bishies /squees/

Hiita : Quiet. you'll give everything away.

Kao : Right. /shuts up/

Anyways. We both hope that didn't suck toobadly X3 And remember, reviews are always welcome

Kao : Second chapter to come... as soon as I stop being lazy and type it. Which shall be soon more than likely .