The Slayers Relay Race
Konnichiwa! Salut! Hola! And Hello! This fic is one where the some of the Slayers cast are pitted against each other in a race to get the Clair Bible manuscript! Who will win? And most of all, seeing as I happen to be the host, what will I put them through? MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA*cough cough haaaaack* sorry.
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Cam-Sama: Hello and welcome to the Slayers Relay Race! Here we will see the cast run and jump and trip and swim and, well, you get the picture! They have been strategically placed on teams so the competition will be best! They will be competing for the Clair Bible Manuscript! And now here come the contestants!
Zelgadis: Hey! Let me go! I can walk just fine!
Xellos: My, my, aren't we pushy?
Kopii: Ow! Stop shoving!
Filia: Hey let me go! I don't wanna *gasp**blush* HENTAI! *pulls out mace-sama* I BASH YOU GOOD! GET BACK HERE!
Cam-Sama:*sweatdrop* A little early but oh well! Now, the rest of my victi- I mean contestants.
Gourry: All right! I'm walking!
Zangalus: BUT I DON'T WANNA GO! I WANNA KILL GOURRY!
Gourry: Why do you wanna kill me?
Zangalus: AHA! *pulls out sword* I'LL CHOP YOU INTO A MILLION PIECE-...eep.
Cam-Sama had just given the death look, which meant "Stop or I get a rabid weasel and shove it down your pants!"
Luna: Laaalalalalaaaaa *roller-skates in*
Cam-Sama: I think she's a little too cheery...*looks at Xellos who's rolling in pain from the happiness* But I will fix that right up! ^_^
Lina: Let go of me you creep! If you don't I'll give you the fireballing of a lifeti- Oh no! It's *gasp*HIM! *dum dum dum duummmm *
Cam-Sama: That's right! I'm here to torture, laugh at, and humiliate you!
Gourry: That's not very nice!
Cam-Sama: I know! That's the point! Right audience?
*crowd cheers*
Cam-Sama: ^_^ See? Now, you all know what your doing here, right?
Cast: No.
Cam-Sama: Well, you'll be doing a relay race. The teams will be Lina, Zelgadis, Xellos, and Gourry on one team, and Luna, Kopii, Filia, and Zangalus on the other. You probably know who your going against so we'll get straight to one of the good parts! *brings out headbands and puts them on cast's head* There!, These will prevent you from teleporting, flying, and using any ability enhancing spells or overly powerful spells by zapping you. So in other words, the only magic you can use is a fireball or something weaker. Swords and Mace-Sama's are fine, so are staffs, jingly staffs, and roller-skates. And if L-Sama decides to pop in, she may use her shovel. (from what I've heard, she carries a big shovel)
Cast: *jawdrop*
Cam-Sama: Now. The first round will be Kopii vs. Zelgadis! Now, get to the starting line!
Lina: What starting line?
Cam-Sama:...umm...hold on a sec! *runs off screen and gets chalk**draws line* That one!
Lina: *sarcastic voice*Oh gee, I'll bet this is gonna be just oodles of fun.
Cam-Sama: HEY! Don't insult my fic! *pushes conveniently located zapper button*
Lina: EEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! *sssssssssss*
Xellos: Ow, that's gotta hurt. Luckily, I'm a mazoku so it shouldn't be able to hu-*zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppppppp*X_X
Cam-Sama: At this time, I would like to thank our sponsor, the Golden Dragon Corporation for supplying Xellos' headband.
Filia: YAAAAAY! Go dragons! Go dragons! Go dra- *zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaapppppppp*X_X
Cam-Sama: And I would also like to thank our other sponsor, Shabranigdo Inc., for supplying Filia's headband. Now, like I said, the first racers are Zel and Kopii. Are you two ready?
Zel & Kopii: Yes
Cam-Sama: OK! Ready...set...
Kopii: WAAAIT!
Cam-Sama: What?!
Kopii: Umm, since I'm blind and all, shouldn't I get a head start?
Cam-Sama: Oh yeah. Go ahead.
Kopii: *runs ahead*
Zel: Um, Mr. Cam-Sama?
Cam-Sama: Just Cam or Cam-Sama. And what?
Zel: Only the real Rezo was blind. Kopii can see just fine.
Cam-Sama: WHAT!!!?? *background turns into fire* HE'S DARES TO CHEAT IN *MY* FIC?! Filia! Can I borrow Mace-Sama?
Filia: ARE YOU INSANE? OF COURSE NO-
Cam-Sama: *pulls out zapper button*
Filia: ok...
Cam-Sama: GET BACK HERE KOPII! *lets out war cry*
Kopii (off in distance): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Zel: *sweatdrop*...*grabs mic* And our first contestants are in the beginning stretch of the race! For those of you just tuning in, we have Kopii, a clone of an evil and deranged priest, and Cam-Sama, the enraged host of the show who happens to be trying to kill his opponent with Filia's Mace- Sama! The appear to be coming up on the first obstacle, a piranha infested pool! How will they get past this one folks? Let's look to the screen!
Crowd: *looks at screen*
Cam-Sama: I'LL KILL YOU! YOU LOUSY CHEATER!
Kopii: IT WAS JUST A JOKE! I SWEAR!
Cam-Sama and Kopii: AAAAHHHHHH! *screeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
Kopii: How are we supposed to get past this?
Cam-Sama: I don't know! I never thought I'd be running the race. And by the way...*BONK* there.
Kopii: X_X
Cam-Sama:*teleports back to beginning* Now, give me the mic Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: But you were doing so good! And I like being host!
Cam-Sama: Too bad! Now gimme!
Cam & Zel: *fight over mic*
Cam-Sama: DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BUTTON!
Zel: Ok fine. But how am I supposed to-
Cam-Sama: *teleports Zel*
Zel: -race...
Cam-Sama: Now, we're back and watching the contestants trying to get past the piranha pool. They are able to use the levitation spell as long as it isn't for the whole race, but I wonder if they know that... Ahh! It looks like Zel is going to try it!
Zel: LEVITATION!
Kopii: *grabs Zel*
Zel: Hey! Let go of me! This is against the rules!
Cam-Sama: *says through flying camera/speaker* No it's not! ^_^
Zel: Damn...*sigh* fine. I'll bring you over.
Kopii: HAH! SO LONG SUCKER!
Zel: HEY!
****About 10 Minutes Later****
Cam-Sama: Well, our contestants are near the end of the race. I believe they will both have to fight a dragon! I didn't write any other challenges in this chapter because I couldn't think of any! But anyway, Here is Kopii, at the dragon. Oh, and here comes Zelgadis! We have given them 4 weapon choices, but they can only take one. They have: A sword, a bazooka, a magic amplifier, and a giant fish! It looks like Zel is taking the sword, and Kopii took the fish! That was a good choice since these particular dragons are allergic to sea food! And...oooooohh! That has got to hurt! Zelgadis was just hit with the dragons fire breath! He is now standing there and kinda twitching...Uhhh...nurse, is he alive?
Naga the White Serpent Nurse (N.T.W.S.N): Oh yes! OOOOOOOHOHOHOHO! He's just in shock!
Cam-Sama: Ok, good. And it looks like Kopii has just beaten his dragon and is running for the finish line! I think I see him...YES! There he is folks!
Kopii: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Cam-Sama: Aaaaaaand...KOPII WINS! That means Zelgadis is now out of the race! And speaking of which, where is he? *looks at screen* Oh...he's still standing there...OK, we need a medical copter sent over there immediately!
N.T.W.S: You heard him! We need a copter! STAT!
Cam-Sama: Well, that's it for race one! And team B has 1 point! It's a completely useless point, but they have it anyway! Tune in later for the next race!
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Ok, that was a kinda stupid chapter, but I'll try and make the next one better, I promise! ^_^ Please R&R and also give me some idea's for the next challenges in the next race, and I'll put them in (I'll give you credit for them). Just put them in a review, or e-mail me at cam_the_weirdo@hotmail.com
Konnichiwa! Salut! Hola! And Hello! This fic is one where the some of the Slayers cast are pitted against each other in a race to get the Clair Bible manuscript! Who will win? And most of all, seeing as I happen to be the host, what will I put them through? MUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA*cough cough haaaaack* sorry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cam-Sama: Hello and welcome to the Slayers Relay Race! Here we will see the cast run and jump and trip and swim and, well, you get the picture! They have been strategically placed on teams so the competition will be best! They will be competing for the Clair Bible Manuscript! And now here come the contestants!
Zelgadis: Hey! Let me go! I can walk just fine!
Xellos: My, my, aren't we pushy?
Kopii: Ow! Stop shoving!
Filia: Hey let me go! I don't wanna *gasp**blush* HENTAI! *pulls out mace-sama* I BASH YOU GOOD! GET BACK HERE!
Cam-Sama:*sweatdrop* A little early but oh well! Now, the rest of my victi- I mean contestants.
Gourry: All right! I'm walking!
Zangalus: BUT I DON'T WANNA GO! I WANNA KILL GOURRY!
Gourry: Why do you wanna kill me?
Zangalus: AHA! *pulls out sword* I'LL CHOP YOU INTO A MILLION PIECE-...eep.
Cam-Sama had just given the death look, which meant "Stop or I get a rabid weasel and shove it down your pants!"
Luna: Laaalalalalaaaaa *roller-skates in*
Cam-Sama: I think she's a little too cheery...*looks at Xellos who's rolling in pain from the happiness* But I will fix that right up! ^_^
Lina: Let go of me you creep! If you don't I'll give you the fireballing of a lifeti- Oh no! It's *gasp*HIM! *dum dum dum duummmm *
Cam-Sama: That's right! I'm here to torture, laugh at, and humiliate you!
Gourry: That's not very nice!
Cam-Sama: I know! That's the point! Right audience?
*crowd cheers*
Cam-Sama: ^_^ See? Now, you all know what your doing here, right?
Cast: No.
Cam-Sama: Well, you'll be doing a relay race. The teams will be Lina, Zelgadis, Xellos, and Gourry on one team, and Luna, Kopii, Filia, and Zangalus on the other. You probably know who your going against so we'll get straight to one of the good parts! *brings out headbands and puts them on cast's head* There!, These will prevent you from teleporting, flying, and using any ability enhancing spells or overly powerful spells by zapping you. So in other words, the only magic you can use is a fireball or something weaker. Swords and Mace-Sama's are fine, so are staffs, jingly staffs, and roller-skates. And if L-Sama decides to pop in, she may use her shovel. (from what I've heard, she carries a big shovel)
Cast: *jawdrop*
Cam-Sama: Now. The first round will be Kopii vs. Zelgadis! Now, get to the starting line!
Lina: What starting line?
Cam-Sama:...umm...hold on a sec! *runs off screen and gets chalk**draws line* That one!
Lina: *sarcastic voice*Oh gee, I'll bet this is gonna be just oodles of fun.
Cam-Sama: HEY! Don't insult my fic! *pushes conveniently located zapper button*
Lina: EEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! *sssssssssss*
Xellos: Ow, that's gotta hurt. Luckily, I'm a mazoku so it shouldn't be able to hu-*zzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaappppppppp*X_X
Cam-Sama: At this time, I would like to thank our sponsor, the Golden Dragon Corporation for supplying Xellos' headband.
Filia: YAAAAAY! Go dragons! Go dragons! Go dra- *zzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaapppppppp*X_X
Cam-Sama: And I would also like to thank our other sponsor, Shabranigdo Inc., for supplying Filia's headband. Now, like I said, the first racers are Zel and Kopii. Are you two ready?
Zel & Kopii: Yes
Cam-Sama: OK! Ready...set...
Kopii: WAAAIT!
Cam-Sama: What?!
Kopii: Umm, since I'm blind and all, shouldn't I get a head start?
Cam-Sama: Oh yeah. Go ahead.
Kopii: *runs ahead*
Zel: Um, Mr. Cam-Sama?
Cam-Sama: Just Cam or Cam-Sama. And what?
Zel: Only the real Rezo was blind. Kopii can see just fine.
Cam-Sama: WHAT!!!?? *background turns into fire* HE'S DARES TO CHEAT IN *MY* FIC?! Filia! Can I borrow Mace-Sama?
Filia: ARE YOU INSANE? OF COURSE NO-
Cam-Sama: *pulls out zapper button*
Filia: ok...
Cam-Sama: GET BACK HERE KOPII! *lets out war cry*
Kopii (off in distance): AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Zel: *sweatdrop*...*grabs mic* And our first contestants are in the beginning stretch of the race! For those of you just tuning in, we have Kopii, a clone of an evil and deranged priest, and Cam-Sama, the enraged host of the show who happens to be trying to kill his opponent with Filia's Mace- Sama! The appear to be coming up on the first obstacle, a piranha infested pool! How will they get past this one folks? Let's look to the screen!
Crowd: *looks at screen*
Cam-Sama: I'LL KILL YOU! YOU LOUSY CHEATER!
Kopii: IT WAS JUST A JOKE! I SWEAR!
Cam-Sama and Kopii: AAAAHHHHHH! *screeeeeeeeeeeeeech*
Kopii: How are we supposed to get past this?
Cam-Sama: I don't know! I never thought I'd be running the race. And by the way...*BONK* there.
Kopii: X_X
Cam-Sama:*teleports back to beginning* Now, give me the mic Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: But you were doing so good! And I like being host!
Cam-Sama: Too bad! Now gimme!
Cam & Zel: *fight over mic*
Cam-Sama: DON'T MAKE ME USE THE BUTTON!
Zel: Ok fine. But how am I supposed to-
Cam-Sama: *teleports Zel*
Zel: -race...
Cam-Sama: Now, we're back and watching the contestants trying to get past the piranha pool. They are able to use the levitation spell as long as it isn't for the whole race, but I wonder if they know that... Ahh! It looks like Zel is going to try it!
Zel: LEVITATION!
Kopii: *grabs Zel*
Zel: Hey! Let go of me! This is against the rules!
Cam-Sama: *says through flying camera/speaker* No it's not! ^_^
Zel: Damn...*sigh* fine. I'll bring you over.
Kopii: HAH! SO LONG SUCKER!
Zel: HEY!
****About 10 Minutes Later****
Cam-Sama: Well, our contestants are near the end of the race. I believe they will both have to fight a dragon! I didn't write any other challenges in this chapter because I couldn't think of any! But anyway, Here is Kopii, at the dragon. Oh, and here comes Zelgadis! We have given them 4 weapon choices, but they can only take one. They have: A sword, a bazooka, a magic amplifier, and a giant fish! It looks like Zel is taking the sword, and Kopii took the fish! That was a good choice since these particular dragons are allergic to sea food! And...oooooohh! That has got to hurt! Zelgadis was just hit with the dragons fire breath! He is now standing there and kinda twitching...Uhhh...nurse, is he alive?
Naga the White Serpent Nurse (N.T.W.S.N): Oh yes! OOOOOOOHOHOHOHO! He's just in shock!
Cam-Sama: Ok, good. And it looks like Kopii has just beaten his dragon and is running for the finish line! I think I see him...YES! There he is folks!
Kopii: I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win!
Cam-Sama: Aaaaaaand...KOPII WINS! That means Zelgadis is now out of the race! And speaking of which, where is he? *looks at screen* Oh...he's still standing there...OK, we need a medical copter sent over there immediately!
N.T.W.S: You heard him! We need a copter! STAT!
Cam-Sama: Well, that's it for race one! And team B has 1 point! It's a completely useless point, but they have it anyway! Tune in later for the next race!
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Ok, that was a kinda stupid chapter, but I'll try and make the next one better, I promise! ^_^ Please R&R and also give me some idea's for the next challenges in the next race, and I'll put them in (I'll give you credit for them). Just put them in a review, or e-mail me at cam_the_weirdo@hotmail.com