one day panty and sttocking were sleeping untill garterbelt was like " wake the fuck up bithces ." and panty was like "im tired" and stocking was like "im hungry!" and garterbelt was like "daten city is under attack by ghosts so pls stop the gohst" so panty and stocking left to fight da ghost. theghost looked like a big horse so panty shot it and the ghost broke open and out came FIVE horses so panty was like "what the fuch are these horses" and the horses were like "we are ponies my name is apple jack and these are my friends fluttershy rarity pinkiepie and rainbow dash" panty was like wtf and stocking was like "wooooooooooooooooow thats kawaiiiii" . so panty and stocking brought the ponies back to their house and garterbelt was like " i love horses" and pinkie pie was like "i love black men" so garter and pinkie had some tea alone together it was cute and romantic .Apple jack was like "why are us ponies in this land" but then two shadowy figures jumped in and were like "its against the rules to tell you" it was GASP scanty and kneesocks scanty took of her thong and it became a gun and she pointed it against fluttershys head. fluttershy was hyperventalaiting. applejack swooped in and bit scanty. scanty fell over. kneesocks pulled out her swords and tried to cut applejack but then rainbow dash flew in and bit kneesocks then scanty and kneesocks sain "oh no weve been bit we'll be back tomorow.". then they left. Applejack was like "what dit they mean its against the rules to tell us.?" rainbow dash was like "we'll find out tomorow when thye come back". rarity was like "whatever i need my beauty sleep" so they all went to sleep exept stocking who was eating pudding all night. the next day scanty and kneesocks came back and applejack was like "tell us why were here" scanty wasd like " silly horses well never tell you but wee will KILL YOU" allthe ponies and panty and stocking had guns against their heads but the a voice happened it said "i'll save you". to be continued