Just a funny drabble story that I began on the Twi-h00rz facebook page with picture prompts from the movie. Hope you all find it amusing. I have no beta so the mistakes are all my own.
Chapter 1: My parents still do that?
I was walking back to my room from the kitchen when I heard the most fucking strange noises. Where the hell was all the groaning coming from? I bet the damn neighbors cats are going at it again.
As I continued up the stairs the damn noises grew louder and there was a definite pounding on the wall near my parent's door. Oh fuck, was there an intruder in the house? Where the hell does my dad keep that damn gun?
"Fuck me harder Carlisle!"
"You like when I tie you baby?"
Hearing that I ran down the hall at vampire speed. "Fuck my poor ears." Throwing myself into bed I wish I could bleach the memories of those sounds and words out of my mind.
Damn I could still hear the knocking on the walls. It was going to be a long night at the Cullen house.