A few words about Christmas…
Hey there I am Alex Rider and I am a teenage spy… I have traveled the world and even being to outer space… I have survived against all odds, defeated more villains than the spinach your mum makes you eat…I thought I have seen it all…But boy was I wrong…
This is the holiday your mum burns the roast turkey…Your grandpa asks for a new taupe…Your sister wants some new front teeth and embarrassingly you stuff up: like the time you got a foamy hot chocolate beard unwillingly while you tried to kiss your girlfriend; and what about that time you chose the wrong coloured boxers/frilly briefs etc and they ended up being shown to all your family and relatives who might be an assassin, a lawyer, a teacher or even a belly dancer…
Yes Christmas is the time you have got to have a survival guide…I just wish I had one last Christmas…