~ Well this fic isn't really about me liking or disliking sponge bob square
pants or not this fic was inspired by something else, after seeing the show
today I realized something sad, poor squidward gets crap in every episode I
feel so bad for him so I decided to write a fic on behalf of poor squidward
and let things go HIS way for once. Enjoy and please review ~
It was your average day in Bikini Bottom, the sun was shining and sponge Bob and Patrick were up to their usual shenanigans; running around giggling and blurting out random things. Squidward on the other hand was inside moping around by himself lonely as usual.
"Hey Squidward! Wanna come out and play!" Sponge Bob shouted up at Squidward's window
Reluctantly Squidward opened his window and looked down at Sponge Bob and Patrick.
"Wow Sponge Bob I'd love to, in fact theirs nothing more I'd rather do than go out and play with you, but I can't I have to umm go get my hair cut." He shouted down at the wide-eyed creatures.
He laughed to himself and slammed the window shut. The blue squid laughed once more and walked over to his chair and sat down. Sighing he turned on the television; the first channel was a commercial for an intimate body wash, it made him uncomfortable so he changed the channel. The next was another commercial for an adult movie, slightly red faced he turned to the next channel it was a romance movie with two people kissing. Squidward groaned and shut off the T.V, something wasn't settling right, he felt odd almost sad and he knew exactly what it was, he was lonely.
"Isn't there anyone in the god forsaken sea meant for me?" he asked himself aloud.
A loud slam from outside broke his thoughts. Instead his attention went to the ruckus outside, a large moving truck sat outside the once vacant house across the street.
"Huh, looks like someone finally bought that place" squidward said staring hard out the window.
A tall female squid about his age jumped out of the truck, she has straight blond hair and glasses, she wore a pink shirt similar of that to his and she shared his unhappy frown.
"Holy fishpaste she's hot!" He shouted a bit too loud.
Casually he walked downstairs and outside. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. She looked over at him and made a face.
"What are you looking at big nose?" she snapped.
"Not much four eyes!" he returned with out even thinking.
She just snickered grabbing a box and heading for the house.
"Oh great, now she will hate me for sure! Me and my big mouth!" he sighed walking back inside.
~ That's it for chapter one!! Please review and tell me what you think ok? I hope every one isn't too ooc. ~
It was your average day in Bikini Bottom, the sun was shining and sponge Bob and Patrick were up to their usual shenanigans; running around giggling and blurting out random things. Squidward on the other hand was inside moping around by himself lonely as usual.
"Hey Squidward! Wanna come out and play!" Sponge Bob shouted up at Squidward's window
Reluctantly Squidward opened his window and looked down at Sponge Bob and Patrick.
"Wow Sponge Bob I'd love to, in fact theirs nothing more I'd rather do than go out and play with you, but I can't I have to umm go get my hair cut." He shouted down at the wide-eyed creatures.
He laughed to himself and slammed the window shut. The blue squid laughed once more and walked over to his chair and sat down. Sighing he turned on the television; the first channel was a commercial for an intimate body wash, it made him uncomfortable so he changed the channel. The next was another commercial for an adult movie, slightly red faced he turned to the next channel it was a romance movie with two people kissing. Squidward groaned and shut off the T.V, something wasn't settling right, he felt odd almost sad and he knew exactly what it was, he was lonely.
"Isn't there anyone in the god forsaken sea meant for me?" he asked himself aloud.
A loud slam from outside broke his thoughts. Instead his attention went to the ruckus outside, a large moving truck sat outside the once vacant house across the street.
"Huh, looks like someone finally bought that place" squidward said staring hard out the window.
A tall female squid about his age jumped out of the truck, she has straight blond hair and glasses, she wore a pink shirt similar of that to his and she shared his unhappy frown.
"Holy fishpaste she's hot!" He shouted a bit too loud.
Casually he walked downstairs and outside. He couldn't take his eyes off of her. She looked over at him and made a face.
"What are you looking at big nose?" she snapped.
"Not much four eyes!" he returned with out even thinking.
She just snickered grabbing a box and heading for the house.
"Oh great, now she will hate me for sure! Me and my big mouth!" he sighed walking back inside.
~ That's it for chapter one!! Please review and tell me what you think ok? I hope every one isn't too ooc. ~