At the age of 17 Stan and Wendy had gotten back together, Cartman didn't give a crap, Kenny didn't care, and Kyle could care less.
They had all grown up into handsome 17 year old teenage jerks, in other words they were 17 year old boy's.
To know ones suprise and every ones expectations, Kenny was the guy who's nights were all 1 night stands. Kenny would have girlfriends and most likly have sex with them, but no girl lasted more then a month. He never pushed a girl in to it though, they were always as willing as Kenny, and Kenny was still the pervert of the group-always cracking wise ass remarks about sex, only this time he actually could say he knew what it felt like. Kenny also liked to point out that he had the biggest dick, even though they never actually looked to find out, it was probably true.
Cartman was the biggest dick of the group, in both ways-he was tubby, chubby, and his number 1 obseshion was money. The only way Cartman had really changed was the fact that he was taller, which to his happiness made some of his fat look more like muscle, he was still a jerk and often did his own things his own way but he was still 1 of the 4 of the group.
Kyle still hated Cartman more then anything, and they still hung out half of the time. Kyles red afro had flattened (with help from hair gel) and was still puffy but he looked handsome mainly because his hair was always messy, and his some what bangs came down rite to his eyes, half the time in them. He had a normal amount of girlfriends for his age, no one knew if he was a virgin or not, he had some willing girlfriends and he would never tell, Kyle still had a good heart and had good relation ships, they always lasted a wile and were fun at the begining but after a wile Kyle would be bored, and the girl would often be too. He couldn't hold on to a relation ship, every time he liked some one they ended up being somthing that he never wanted-maybe all girls were aliens and when they were your girl they showed their true self. He couldn't hold on to it, so Kyle was well known as the bachlore that always had a date for the weekend.
Stan was on the foot ball team, he was sweet, funny, and handsome which was all 1 big charm that made him very populer with girls. He was also a romantic sorta guy, which would sweep any girl off their feet. He had few girlfriends, and many dates. Mainly because his full age of 14 and 15 was dedicated to Wendy. They broke up later in the year and they both moved on to dating, but neither of them had too many actual relationships, and possibbly only 1 that was worth wile. Most people thought that they were a cute couple and exspected them to get back together over the summer or first thing in the new year, but it was the middle of the year and they had barly talked. Wendy was the one that started talking and Stan was the one that made the move, he kissed her and she kissed him back when they imidiatly broke apart and just stared at each other and it took off from there.
The boys had all grown in to what you would exspect them to be-perverts, ass holes, handsome, and romantics. They all had a little bit of each other in them.
It was Saturday and the boys were going to a movie, with an additional girl.
"Seriously i don't wan't Wendy to become part of the group, she's just gunna bitch about the movie anyways!" Kyle argued
"no she won't dude, and i just want to keep things smooth with her" Stan knew that his friends wouldn't like it, and most likly Wendy wouldnt like the movie, but he had just gotten back together with her about 3 weeks now.
"no-Stan has just been suffering with out sex, that's all" Cartman said wispering to Kenny so Stan could purposly hear, Kenny laughed and even Kyle giggeled a little.
"DUDE! would you cut it out, i told you all ready we didn't get that far!" It was sad but true, they went pretty far but not to anything like that. Stan only hated them joking about it because if Wendy herd anything it would be over!
"wow you really were praying werent you" Kenny said feeling for his friend
"yea..." Stan looked up realizing what he just said
"yup that's what i thought" Kenny said with a simple smile
Stan saw Wendy get out of her car in the parking lot, "ok guys she's here shut up!"
Stan waved to her, she jogged up to them "hey"
"hey babe" kyle mouthed it, as Stan said it, Kyle rolled his eyes. Stan was always like that, but Kyle never had a girlfriend that he felt comfortable saying that to. May be it just showed how good of a couple they were, but Wendy seemed to like it.
Wendy gave Stan a quick kiss, "hey" he took her hand and they all walked into the movie.
Cartman imidiatly walked over to the candy counter, it was automatic for him. Kyle looked over to cartman, "do you EVER look in the mirror?" . Cartman turned around, "yes Kyle every night when i brush my teeth"
Wendy came up to the counter, "gunna share a pop with Stan?" Kenny asked teasingly, wendy payed for the pop "were 17 and you that's the best you can do?" Wendy said raising an eye brow at Kenny playfully.
Wendy was good about not hanging over Stan, and acting like a reguler friend with the boys and acting like a girlfriend should to Stan at the same time.
Stan came up with the tickets, "kay let's go" he said as he grabbed Wendy's hand.
"what are we seeing?" kenny asked grabbing the tickets, he looked at stan "are you kidding me" kenny said glaring at Stan
"what?" Cartman ran up to kenny and grabbed the tickets "oh seriously weak dude" he handed the tickets to Kyle "ah-come on!"
Wendy finally let go of Stan's hand and turned around, Kyle handed her a ticket as he handed it to the ticket taker as well. "wait isnt this that one-"
"romance comedy? yes, Stan is making us sit through a faggy little romance comedy" cartman interupted
"shut up fat ass" Stan said as they walked into the theater
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All 5 of them came out of the theater, they all agreed that for a romance comedy it was pretty good.
Kenny came up to Stan and put his arm around him "so did you enjoy the movie, or other things" he said with a smirk
Stan wispered to Kenny "there weren't any other things to enjoy, unfourtunatly"
Kenny laughed "yeah dude comedy is the best way to get a make out movie moment, next time take JUST her to a-" Kenny trailed off as Wendy got closer.
"hey hun i gotta get to work" she said and gave him a good-bye kiss on the lips and ran to her car. Stan just stood there and watched her run.
"Well at least it's his girl friend's ass he's staring at" Kenny said to Kyle, "haha-yea but im not sure which Wendy would prefer" Kyle laughed.
"ha-ha screw you guys at least im not having a bunch of 1 night stands" Stan said glaring at Kenny, Kenny looked confused.
"is that supposed to burn?" Kenny said raising an eye brow
"yea your rite that was bad.." Stan said realizing he should of chose the "Kenny is poor" road in stead.
Stan walked up to Kyle and put his arm around his shoulder, "oh-and, yea dude, she does"
"..." Kyle looked confused
"she wants me staring at it" Stan sounded like a horny bastard at the time, one thing was for sure he felt very secure in his relationship now to finally pull some sex jokes.
"haha, you sure are getting confident on getting laid arent you" Kenny said playfully punching Stan
"Well i gotta get to the bar, ill see ya later-good luck Stan, your gunna need it with Wendy!" Kenny said as he walked backwards- "SCREW YOU GHETTO BOY!" Stan shouted his reply in good-bye. Kenny just smiled as he turned around and ran off.
"Well since im not living in the ghetto, i don't have a job-there for i have to hang out with you fags" Cartman said
"go away fatass" Kyle said
"screw you guys, im going home"
"kay", "bye"
"oh fucking weak you guys" Cartman madly walked away in his own direction.
Kyle waited for them to be plenty out of hearing distance from Cartman, "ok so what the hell"
"what?"
"i know, and you know that Wendy isn't gunna lose her virginity any time soon, so whats with the whole act"
Stan thought for a minute, "ok i seriously think it might happen soon"
Kyle looked shocked, "dude! are you being seriouse?"
"yea man, actually i was gunna ask if you wanted to come and, you know...get condams with me"
Kyle stopped walking "HELL NO DUDE!"
"come on"
"you have got to be kidding me, you want to go get condams for...WENDY!!!???"
Stan frowned "no Kyle i want to get them for Cartmans mom, yes you asshole i want to get them for wendy!"
"you've gotta be fucking kidding me" Kyle said as he smacked his face
"YES! thanks dude" Stan knew that ment "yes" a reluctent one but it was a yes.
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Stan and Kyle walked in to the pharmecy, "dude are you sure you can't just borrow some of your dad's or somthing"
Stan looked at Kyle like he was a crazy sick weirdo, "Ew, no way dude!"
Kyle sighed, Stan stopped "look dude there they are" he said staring at the section where they were at.
"go on dude, there not gunna bite" Kyle said unamused.
Stan just stood there like it was really really shiny or somthing
"oh jesus" Kyle said grabbing Stan and walking him over "why didnt you just ask Kenny if you could borrow some of his or somthing"
Stan looked at him "borrow? i know Kenny is poor n' all but i doubt even Kenny reuses condams!"
Kyle frowned, "okay fine! HAVE, TAKE, STEAL, his condams, but DON'T drag me in here to get them with you!"
Stan just blinked as he stared at Kyle, finally he turned his attention to "the boxs" he scanned over them for a wile then got back up and looked at them all. "Sooo...which one do i get"
Kyle looked, "danmet don't they have a first timers or somthing"
"dude no one would buy that, people want to buy them like they know everything" Stan said cooly
"oh yea and you look like you know EXACTLY what your doing" Kyle replyed sarcasticly
Stan glared at him then started looking again, "what about the flavored ones..."
"oh jesus christ!" Kyle said as he grabbed a random normal looking box and pulled Stan "let's just go!"
Stan didn't fuss as they both were getting what they wanted, condams, and getting out of there! Stan payed the counter guy and walked out of the pharmecy feeling proude and emberresed. Kyle just walked out feeling anouyed, and emberresed.
They got in Kyles car, the clock said it was 9:30 somthing. Stan buckeled up and opened the box.
"What the hell are you doing" Kyle asked anouyed
"here" Stan handed Kyle a small box.
"why the hell are you giving these to me?! there is no fucking way im holding on to them for you!"
"you get half of them, it's only fair and i only need a few"
"Noo, it's only fair that you get them on your own, i dont need them, and you only need one!" Kyle said correcting Stan angrilly.
"Jesus dude, what the hell is up you ass today" Stan said still calm, and stil not getting the point.
"Nothing, just get them on your own next time" Kyle started to cool down
"ok" Stan said agreeing
"Of course...the chance of there even being a first time is slim" Kyle said and he laughed
"you're just jelouse" Stan said smirking
"of you and Wendy? no way dude, maybe if it was some other chick but you can have Wendy"
Stan frowned, "why not?"
"What?"
Stan was all the sudden being seriouse, "why dont you want her"
Kyle just looked at Stan "...um, shes kinda taken, by you"
Stan frowned, "oh so you'd be dating her if i wasn't"
"WHAT!? no dude"
"So she's not good enough for your picky taste" Stan said crossing his arms
Kyle frowned, "JESUS DUDE! MAKE UP YOUR MIND!"
Kyle pulled infront of Stan's house.
"Well later dude, wish me luck" Stan said as he got out
"yea dude you'll need it"
Stan laughed a little, "what ever-bye"
"See ya" Stan closed the door, and Kyle drove off.
When Kyle pulled in to his drive way he noticed Stan left half the box of condams that he insisted were for Kyle to have in his car.
"God danmit" Kyle said as he threw them under his seat in teh back, the car was his so he was safer keeping them there then he would be hiding them in his room. He would just get rid of them when he had the chance or give them to Kenny or somthing.
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