(A/N: LOL! I think this is really funny! I started it thinking it would be sad and emotional but it turned out a little different.)
Kyle is a slut
beautiful moments
can't last forever
and though he said goodbye
he never believed him, never
in the nights
when they were cold
he thought of his love
that he wished to hold
but the war never ended
and they drifted away
though he loved him
he could not stay
cartman was a Nazi
and kyle was a Jew
but when you put them together
you got something new
one wouldn't think
that they could love
but they showed everyone
with the power from above
so in the days
when they were apart
they thought of each other
with all their heart
kyle loved eric
and eric loved kyle
but they found a conflict
one called Style
stan was a good man
he always will be
but kyle loved them both
so started a love of three
they all said that it couldn't work
but what they didn't see
was that kyle had
enough love for three
so when kenny added to them
everyone was shocked
but kyle was a slut
so his heart was never locked
everyone in town loved
the red haired Jew
but what they really loved
was to screw