Gravity War Chronicles

by The Cowardly Christian

Queen Wendy was told she needed to marry a human male to save her realm. So she did. Now she's told that same male must be the one to save them all. Now she's wishing she actually put more of an effort into it, instead of just grabbing the first "male" she saw. Post- "The Love God". AU!

1. Chapter 1

Gravity war chronicles

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...

Dipper was tired. He'd been up all night saving Mabel from an angry mob at

that "Woodstick" festival. He hadn't gotten all the details yet...apparently

Mabel did something with a "love God"...and matchmaking...and a

"snager"...well, whatever...he'd figure it out later. Right now he just wanted to

relax...Sadly for dipper, destiny had other ideas...

ZAP!

Suddenly, a tear in space opened to reveal the most beautiful girl that dipper

had ever seen. The red haired girl gave dipper a quick calculating look. "Your a

human male, right?" Asked the girl suddenly. Dipper snapped out of it and

looked confused. Wha- I guess? Stated dipper still a little drowsy. The girl

nodded. "Great, will you marry me?" She said flatly. Dippers eyes practically

popped out of his head. "I-Who- Wha-" Babbled dipper. "Do you want to marry

me? Yes or no!?" Snapped the girl irritably. Dipper was flustered and

confused. I- Wha- Okay, what are- The girl quickly turned around and shouted

at the portal. "He said okay!" shouted the girl. She then grabbed and dragged

dipper into the portal. Dipper began to panic. "Wait! That's not what I-" "Don't

care!" Snapped the girl flatly. And then they were gone...

…...

TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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