I take an anvil
And set the trap
Tie it to a rope
And form a catch

and when you stood
on the right spot
and it didn't move
not a little or a lot

Id try it myself
After you had gone
And down on my head
It would fall with a "clong"

And then there in the ground
There's a me-shaped hole
And a bulge on my head
The size of a troll

This is abuse!
They might as well slap me,
That's it! I'm through!
I'm gonna' sue ACME!