A/N: So I got the idea for this story when I was at my brother's house and he showed me a YouTube video where they put the script of the first episode of Yu-gi-oh Abridged into an Ebonics translator and then re-did the episode with the new script. That gave me the idea to put something I'd written into an Ebonics translator. So I tried it with Skitty and Vui's Red Rescues. Here is the amazingly funny result.

Please know that nothing here is intended to be racist in any way. Everything in this story is what the translator gave me, so I apologise for anything in this story that could be considered offensive.

If you don't know what Ebonics means, this is the definition I found when I Googled it - American black English regarded as a language in its own right rather than as a dialect of standard English. Anyway, if you still don't know what it means, well, you'll probably figure it out when you start reading the story.

One more thing, and that's that I haven't censored swear words. The main reason why is just because there's a lot of them. Hopefully you guys don't mind the swear words. Also, I don't know much about ratings, so if you think I put the wrong rating for this story, let me know please. I always answer PMs.

Oh right, I nearly forgot to put a disclaimer. Disclaimer: I don't own Pokemon. Of course, you'd already know that if you read the original story because I say it in every chapter. But you know, just to be safe, I'm saying it in this story too. Also I don't own the cover image. I got it from Google Images.

Well, with all that said, onto the story.

Chapter 1:

Skitty was struttin all up in tha woodz one dizzle when tha pimpin' muthafucka tripped over suttin' brown n' furry, he looked at it.

"Hm... hello, biatch? Is you dead?" tha other Pokemon woke up.

"Err... hello, biatch? Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?

"I be Skitty n' I be guessin yo' Eevee?"

"N-no I'm... strange I don't give a fuck whoz ass I am?"

"Um hello, look wack Eevee!"

"Quit callin me that?"

"But yo ass is, look!" Skitty flossed his ass a mirror

"Whoa what tha fuck the, biatch? I be a Pokemon, a Eevee?"

"Shiznit muthafucka yo ass is strange"

"Well listen can you help me, you seem like a sick girl?"

"I be a funky-ass boy..."

"But you pink"

"Yeah thatz how tha fuck I always look, I be a Skitty"

"Yeah whatever, now listen, I be a human aiiight?"

"Whatever... hey what tha fuck the?" just then a Butterfree ran ta them

"Excuse me, I've lost mah darlin Caterpie, please you must help"

"Sure thang lets go Skitty"

"Yo I never holla'd yes" Eevee dragged Skitty ta Tiny Woods

"Listen I couldn't give a fuckin shiznit if you a human or Eevee, just stop buggin me"

"Yo, look! A Caterpie!" Exclaimed Eevee

"So what?! It aint nuthin but a wack Caterpie!" Yelled Skitty.

"Duh! Us thugs was holla'd at ta find a Caterpie!"

"What make you be thinkin dis is tha one we supposed ta find?!"

"It aint nuthin but a Caterpie."

"Therez a hundred Caterpies here!"

"I don't be thinkin Butterfree can have dat nuff kids!"

"SHUT UP YOU -beep- STUPID -beep- DUMB -beep- BROWN -beep- TINY FOX IDIOT!"

-Eevee scampers away-

"Eevee biaaatch! Where is you g-"

"Yo look I found Caterpie!"

"How tha fuck did you, biatch..."

"Is it tha wack one, biatch? I found his ass bustin up like a biatch fo' his 'mummy' on tha third floor."

"Yay dawwwwg! Yo ass found mah baby!"

"Ah you shizzle you gots tha right one miss?" Eevee asked

"Don't worry Vui there be a fuckloadz mo' if her dope ass don't like dis Caterpie"

"My fuckin name aint Vui?

"Then what tha fuck is it?"

"Ummm... I don't give a fuck?"

"Well I be callin you Vui gots dat shiznit son!"

"Fine, so is dis yo' baby miss?"

"I be thinkin so" she nodded

"Dope now letz go!"

"Wait!" Butterfree holla'd

"What now?"

"I wanna hit you wit these" dat freaky freaky biatch handed Eevee n' Skitty some berries

"Thanks a shitload miss"

"Yeah props im starving" Skitty started smokin all of tha berries

"Yo you meant ta share" Eevee pouted

"Whatever!"

"So where we goin now Skitty?"

"I be goin home"

"What bout me son?"

"Eh, not mah problem"

"But we playas"

"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck holla'd that?"

"I did, cause you a sick person"

"Okay letz go"

"So wherez yo' home?"

"Wherever I find a phat place ta nap"

"Oh, aiiight"

"Yo ass know what, I be horny lets git all up in Pokemon square"

"Sure thang dawg"

"Now we buddies?

"Yup, hey whatz dat building"

"Oh itz just a oldschool rescue crew base dat no one wants ta buy."

"Letz loot dat shiznit son!"

"Do I be lookin like I have scrilla growin on mah tail?!" Eevee then looked at Skittyz tail

"It aint nuthin but a gangbangin' figure of speech, wack Vui!"

"Hello!" One of tha Kekleon brothers exclaimed.

"Lo!" Da other Kekleon repeated.

"Yea muthafucka, I be Vui!"

"Um, phat fo' yo slick ass?" muttered tha trippin Kekleon.

"You!"

"Brother, I holla'd at you ta stop bustin that!" Dude shouted at his thugged-out buggin twin brother.

"That!"

"Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck is yo slick ass?" axed Vui.

"We tha Kekleon brothers!"

"Brothers!"

"Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin our shop! Would you like ta loot something?"

"Thing!"

"Okay dawwwwg! I be bout ta have every last muthafuckin thang!"

"Uh, Vui, our phat asses aint gots any scrilla!" Shouted Skitty.

"I do!"

"Where'd you git 200 poke?!"

"Found it on tha ground up in Tiny Woods. I would've picked up dem ginormous applez but they could've been poisonous or something."

"Yo ass saw Big Apples muthafucka! They're NEVER poisonous, DIMWIT! Thanks ta you, we gonna go hungry!"

"Our thugged-out asses have 4 aiiight sized Applez up in stock todizzle, muthafuckas."

"Guys!"

"Gimme dat scrilla!" Yelled Skitty, snatchin tha scrilla from Vui.

"What was dat for, biatch? We could've dropped dat on chicken"

"Don't worry Vui I gots all dem berries dat should last till tomorrow, letz use dat scrilla n' git a thugged-out decent home ta chill in"

"Alright pal!" Skitty n' Eevee went ta tha Pelliper post crib where they paid they rent fo' dat base they saw earlier, then headed back ta it,

"Bangin dis place has every last muthafuckin thang I need" Skitty hollared.

"All it has be a funky-ass big-ass bed?"

"Exactly" Skitty jumped on tha bed "Woohoo!"