hi..............................i think that i need some help. help. help. help. yes, i do. anyway, here is a new story that i intend to keep 1 chaptered and simple-plotted so that a simpleton like i could understand it. yup. yup. yup. yup. so, without further ado, here it is. don't forget to review please!

One day, Frodo Baggins of the Shire went birdwatching. He heard that the elusive chartreuse crested hammerhead woodpecker would be migrating towards this area, so he decided to investigate. He packed some of his binoculars and a sketchpad. But there was a problem. You see, Frodo was deathly afraid of anything the colour of chartreuse, but as he did not know this, his fears did not control him. He decided that he was going to go on the hill that his house lay under to watch for the bird. He waited. And waited. All of a sudden, and greenish-yellowish funky looking bird came and it landed on Frodo's sketchpad. Seeing the bird rekindled fears that he had not felt in a long time, and he ran. And ran. And ran. All the way to Mirkwood.

The End.

wow.................this sure was idiotic. but hey, i had to write just for the heck of it, you know what i'm saying? so anyway, please review for me? and if you could do me another favour, please to go www.geocities.com/thefellowshipof9 and sign my guestbook? thanks!!!