Neville Longbottom has just joined the death-eathers
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Bellatrix Lestrange: finally! i knew you missed me dear =)
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Hermione Grangeris now angry at her boyfriend
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Harry Potter:what happened?
Ron Weasley :no idea :/
Victor Krum:i knew she was coming back to me someday ;)
Hermione Granger: just leave me alone!
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Severus Snape is now dead
(Lord Voldemort and Lucius Malfoylike this)
Lucius Malfoy:you did a great job, my lord
Lord Voldemort:i know lucius, i always do ;)
Harry Potter:yeah, yeah, sure you do.
Lord Voldemort : why the fuck i have you in my friends?
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Ron Weasley – Hermione Grangeri still love you
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Ron Weasley – Hermione Grangerdo you?
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Hermione Granger – Ron Weasley yes i do ron, i was just mad at the world at the momment.
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Draco Malfoy is scared
Ron Weasley: we know man, you are always like that.
(Harry Potter like this)
Draco Malfoy ¬¬
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Neville Longbottom wuahahahah!
(Lord Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange and 10 others like this)
Bellatrix Lestrange: oh kid you're gonna make me cry :')
Harry Potter: you left us Neville :(
Neville Longbottom: i know Harry, is just that, was sick of you.
Bellatrix Lestrange: yay! that's the attitude babe!
Neville Longbottom: :)
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Lavender Brown – Ron Weasleydon't you even miss me?
Ron Weasley – Lavender Brown: no i don't, im sorry Lav :(
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Draco Malfoy is the head of Slytherin
(Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoy like this)
George Weasley:let me guess…
Draco Malfoy: what?
Fred Weasley:you are scared! haha
Albus Dumbledore: sure he is kids
Draco Malfoy: i still don't understand two things: 1)why i have Gryffindor guys in my friends 2) and why this old-dead-man is talking to me by facebook :/
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Luna Lovegoodloves Threatsals
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Hermione Granger:i still think you are crazy, cuz Threatsals do not exist :/
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Fleur De Lacouris pregnant
Gabrielle De Lacour:congrats sis! Im gonna be an auntie! is bill the daddey rite?
Fleur De Lacour: of course gabrielle, who else can be?
Gabrielle De Lacour:no idea fleur, no idea.
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Ginny Weasley is mad at Dean Thomas
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Bellatrix Lestrange – Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoy wanna come to kill some 'losers', cissy?
Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoy :yeah, see you in 30 min.
Bellatrix Lestrange:okay :)
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Fred Weasley and George Weasleyare bothering Ron Weasley
Ron Weasley is being bothered by Fred Weasley and George Weasley
Molly Weasley what did i told you about bothering your brother!
Fred Weasley sorry mom!
George Weasley sorry mom!
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Dobby the elf – Kreacher the elf hi! i have wi-fi connection underground! isn't it great?
Kreacher the elf:yeah, sure gre… wait a minute, weren't you dead?
Dobby the elf:fuck the way, he discovered me :S
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Revenclaw had dissapeard
Cho Chang oh, how 'cool' is this… where the fuck am i now?
Draco Malfoy: want me to be honest?
Cho Chang:no
Draco Malfoy: i don't care it disappeared, im a slytherin! haha!
Cho Chang: i said no :(
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Lord Voldemortlikes snakes
Nagini: are you thinking of getting a new one or something?
Lord Voldemort: no way dear :)
Nagini: oh that's cool
Lord Voldemort: there's just one fact… may i ask?
Nagini:sure man
Lord Voldemort: you are a snake right? then how do you write?
Nagini: Oh oh oh, it's magic, you know, never believe is not so… ;)
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Draco Malfoy – Vincent Crabbe we haven't talked in ages dudes
Gregory Goyle: we know man, we decided so, you were always scared ;/
Draco Malfoy: fuck the weasleys and their comments ¬
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Ron Weasley speaks is parcel
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Lord Voldemort: that's ok harry, but you need to add an 'S'
Harry Potter: cool! thanks vold… wait a second, since when do i talk to you?
Lord Voldemort: no idea man, no idea.
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Ron Weasley feels lonely
Hermione Grangerwait, what? isn't enough with me?
Ron Weasley yeah but…
Hermione Granger but…?
Hermione Granger BUT…?
Hermione Granger ron please answer me! i want your love
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Draco Malfoyhates Harry Potter
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Luna Lovegood: omfg! draco is feeling something that's not scare!
Draco Malfoy: im sorry, (actually, im not) do i know you ?
Luna Lovegood: thanks to the phoenix, you don't
Draco Malfoy:then why did you added me?
Luna Lovegood: first, 'cause you were a Hogwarts student, and second, 'cause you are the only person i know that has the same hair-colour as me
Draco Malfoy: wow... you are right! wanna go magic bowling?
Luna Lovegood: sure!
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Draco Malfoy is in a relationship with Luna Lovegood
Harry Potter sometimes i want a 'dislike' buttom. :
Draco Malfoy you are just jealous
Harry Potter no im not!
Draco Malfoy ok harry, i totally believe you… (not)
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Nymphadora Tonks is dying her hair
Remus Lupin: not again…
Hermione Granger: shut up lupin! that's cool tonks! which colour did you choose this time?
Nymphadora Tonks: i wanted purple, but i already had it purple, so i decided green. is not the best colour, but i look totally hot on it
Hermione Granger: sure you do babe!
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Bellatrix Lestrangeis meeting Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoy at the forbidden forest.
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Minerva McGonagall just joined facebook
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Severus Snape wants a nose surgery
Harry Potter: come on dude! you are dead!
Severus Snape: i have a name, and it's not 'dude', potter
Harry Potter: im sorry dud… i mean, professor snape.
Severus Snape:much better, potter
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Sirius Black – Harry Potter hey harry! wassup?
Harry Potter: WTF? is that you sirius?
Sirius Black: actually, im not, is Voldemort talking to you, idiot ¬¬
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Bill Weasley had a beautiful baby boy
Fleur De Lacour: it's really pretty (:
Gabrielle De Lacour: im an auntie =D
Draco Malfoy:uh-oh, more weasleys no please.
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Minerva McGonagall – Albus Dumbledore hey albus, what's up?
Albus Dumbledore: am i suppoused to answer you 'the sky' or something?
Severus Snape: im sorry, i guess this is the first time i do it, but i couldn't resist… YOU ARE AN IDIOT OLD MAN! HAHAAHAHAHAHAH…
Harry Potter: omg everyone come to this post! snape just laughed!
Lord Voldemort: wtf? didn't i killed you, little ugly insect? and btw, i can't believe you just laughed!
Severus Snape: oh, so now it's me the ugly? you have no nose man!
Draco Malfoy: he has a point dude :|
Lord Voldemort: oh well 'dude' you dye your hair! just like your father and your girlfriend
Draco Malfoy: no i don't!
Lord Voldemort: 'no you don't' lol
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Ron Weasley and Hermione Grangerare engaged
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Ginny Weasley: congrats. make sure you invite me to the wedding :P
Draco Malfoy: 'congrats. make sure you invite me to the wedding…' blah blah blah, you really suck
Harry Potter: shut up malfoy, you're single!
Draco Malfoy: no im not :P
Luna Lovegood: yes you are
Draco Malfoy: whatttttt ?
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Luna Lovegood has changed her relationship status to 'single'
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Draco Malfoy: did i do anything wrong?
Harry Potter: leave her alone malfoy.
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Severus Snape likes sectumsempra
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Bellatrix Lestrange can't believe magic-tunes accepted as ringtone my song 'i killed sirius black'
Lord Voldemort: i like the tittle, is interesting. sing it
Bellatrix Lestrange: well, hum, i killed sirius black, i killed sirius black, and you know, it follows like that!
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Draco Malfoy hates Hogwarts
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Albus Dumbledoreis thinking about shaving his long beard
Severus Snape:it's not a bad idea
Albus Dumbledore:shut up killer
Severus Snape:but you asked me to kill you!
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Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoyis worried about her son
Bellatrix Lestrange: tell me something you are not worried about cissy!
Lucius Malfoy: leave her alone bella,
Bellatrix Lestrange: oh, you just won the prize to the husband of the year… loser ¬.¬
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Harry Potter is going to visit Hagrid
Hagrid likes this
Draco Malfoy: don't you have a surname, giant?
Hagrid: why are you always in everything? and btw, yes i do, but im not gonna tell it to anyone
Draco Malfoy: im pretty sure Potter knows it…
Hagrid: well, actually, yes
Draco Malfoy: 'well, actually yes' blah blah blah
Harry Potter: touche
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Herimione Granger invites y'all to the wedding
(Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley and other 6 like this)
Ginny Weasley: congrats guys!
Molly Weasley: oh, my little baby is getting married :')
Ron Weasley: hermione tell me why you have my mom on your friends?
Hermione Granger: i just thought it would be nice :D
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Draco Malfoy likes dark forces
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Harry Potter:nobody believes you man
Draco Malfoy: well, nobody cares what you say man ;)
Harry Potter: haha, funny malfoy… not
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James Potterim backkkkkkk!
Harry Potter: DAD? weren't you.. ya know,… d… dea.. dead?
James Potter: fuck
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James Potter just deleted his facebook
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Lord Voldemort has the power of the world
Harry Potter: actually, i do, i am the chose one :D
Lord Voldemort: whatever, shut up loser. you suck
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Bellatrix Lestrange just finished killing some losers with Narcissa Letrange-Malfoy
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Bellatrix Lestrange: ok ok say what you want lucius, but it was fun, right cissy ?
Narcissa Lestrange-Malfoy: sure it was bella!
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Hermione Granger is about to marry Ron Weasley
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Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are hating each other
Lucius Malfoy: wtf draco? since when you are friends with… this?
Draco Malfoy: we are not friends dad, we were actually fighting, don't you read dad?
Bellatrix Lestrange: oh, im so proud of you kid :'D
Harry Potter: remember me to block death-eathers
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Draco Malfoy is practicing 'Expecto Patronum' at Bellatrix Lestrange house
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Harry Potter: oh, you r just learning little boy
Draco Malfoy:here you go! avada kedavra!
Harry Potter:that made horrible injuries on me, draco ;P
Bellatrix Lestrange:that was pretty bad draco.
Draco Malfoy: shut up bella.
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Edward Cullen i hate wizards.
Draco Malfoy:can anyone tell me why this loser is in here :/
Harry Potter: i guess this is the first time im in agree with you draco
Draco Malfoy:ugh, now i gotta delete the comment.
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Hermione Granger likes let's kill the vampires, the cullen's suck, go on wizards! and 215 more.
(Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood and others 36 likes this)
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Draco Malfoyand Luna Lovegoodare in a relationship
Harry Potter: WTF? again luna?
Luna Lovegood: nope, actually i hacked her (draco)
Draco Malfoy: yup, that's true he hacked me (luna)
Luna Lovegood: oh shit. (draco)
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Ginny Weasley is now single
Hermione Granger:what happened?
Ginny Weasley:dean cheated on me :/
Hermione Granger:omg, i'm so sorry. call me if you need to talk x
Ginny Weasley:thanks, 'mione. you're the best x
Harry Potter: yeah, call me too =)
Ginny Weasley:shut up potter
Harry Potter: oh gosh, that's sooooo draco.
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Harry Potter – Ginny Weasley wanna go and have some butter beer?
Ginny Weasley: sure!
Harry Potter:cool, meet you in 1 hour.
Ginny Weasley: kk babe =)
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Lord Voldemort – Neville Longbottom contact me when you can son, i have some work for you.
Neville Longbottom: yes sir?
Lord Voldemort: wanna go and kill some ppl?
Neville Longbottom: eeh. ok i guess
Lord Voldemort: ok, meet me at the subway, did i spelled that ok?
Neville Longbottom: yes mah lord you did
Lord Voldemort: cool.
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Harry Potter is now a relationship with Ginny Weasley
Ginny Weasley: call me later, hun x
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Ginny Weasley is now in a relationship with Harry Potter
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Nymphadora Tonks has just had a baby boy
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Remus Lupin:we love you teddy ! xx
Hermione Granger:aww :')
Harry Potter:congrats guys! seriously! :)
Nymphadora Tonks: oh harry! guess what…
Remus Lupin: you r god father!
Harry Potter: really? omg guys thx you so much! i'll be always thankful!
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Ron Weasleyis happily married
(Harry Potterand 4 others like this)
Harry Potter: good ron ;)
Hermione Granger: i love u babe!
Lavender Brown: fuck you both
Nymphadora Tonks: get over it lav
Lavender Brown: shut up tonks, i hate you
Nymphadora Tonks: n'aww :'(
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Ginny Weasley and Harry Potter are engaged
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Hermione Granger:awww... yay! congrats! it was time, rite?
Ron Weasley:sure it was babe ;)
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Draco Malfoy argh im tired of bellatrix!
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Bellatrix Lestrange: good then kid, im tired of you!
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Ginny Weasleyand Harry Potterare married
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Draco Malfoy:omfg, i never thought anyone would love you potter :/
Harry Potter: get over it dude, your girlfriend left you :/
Draco Malfoy: didn't you ever thought that maybe it was cuz i didn't wanted to be with her any longer?
Luna Lovegood: actually, i didn't gave him time, he knows the whole story
Draco Malfoy: that's kinda ironic, cuz potter knows it, but i don't :/
Luna Lovegood: it's just that i didn't found you pretty anymore, and i don't use to date death-eathers, actually no slytherins. why don't you go with pancy? she's part of slytherin
Draco Malfoy: but i don't like pancy, i like you babe x
Luna Lovegood: i don't really care a damn :/
Draco Malfoy: :'(
Harry Potter: oh, look the baby is crying!
Draco Malfoy: SHUT UP POTTER!
Luna Lovegood: SHUT UP HARRY!
Harry Potter: but this is my post guys!
Draco Malfoy: haha, that was fun, wanna meet me in the forest?
Luna Lovegood: mm. i guess it's fine ;3
Draco Malfoy: gr8
Harry Potter: wtf?
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Hermione Granger after all, this facebook thingy wasn't to bad ;)
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Harry Potter: totally agree with ya!
Draco Malfoy: i cannot beliebe i agree with one of you again!
Ron Weasley: then don't comment!
Luna Lovegood: leave him alone!
Ron Weasley: wtf?
Hermione Granger: wtf?
Ginny Weasley: wtf?
Harry Potter: wtf?
Draco Malfoy: haha, surprised griffyndors? she loves meee :P why don't you join the death-eathers?
Luna Lovegood: no way baby ;)
Draco Malfoy: ok, that's fine… i guess.
Luna Lovegood: love ya xxx
Draco Malfoy: love ya too xxx