Okay, this is really stupid, and its full of stupid stuff.
I WILL get flames for this, but they won't be used for anything but
my hotdog roast! Pwease reveiw!!! Pwease *gives you GIR eyes*
If you do, i'll give you a cookie, well, not really...
***
One day Gir was skipping down the road singing pop goes the weasil,
or somthing like that when he saw a giant Adhesive medical strip
coming down the road holding hands with, ZIM?! "Dance with us GIR!
We like to dance!" said The random peice of bacon that fell from the
sky. "OoOoH," Said Gir, picking up the greasy bacon and biting it.
"I LIKE JELLY BEEEEANS!" Cried Dib, who was riding a giant lobster down
the road. "Me to!" cried Gir. "Hamsters for everyone!!!" cried Gaz, who also
just so happend to be walking down that same road at that same time
and had a box of chickens. "But those are chickens!" said Zim.
"LIER! THERE WEASILS!!!" Said Gaz, hugging the box to her chest.
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BOOBS!" Cried Gir, who just so happend to be in
Gaz's shirt. "You sick little fuck!" screamed Dib throwing Gir. You could hear a
squeel and an explosion somwhere. "Oh well," said Zim. "Bye mister
bandaid," said Zim. The Bandaid broke into sobs and sploded. "NO!!! BANDY!
I LOVEDED YOU BANDY I- okay, thats enough of that," said Zim. "Hey! Who wants
to ride me!" screamed Dib, who had gotten on his hands and knees and put a
saddle and briddle on himself. Zim pulled out a cowboy hat out of no where and
put it on, "YEEHAW! JUST CALL ME MISTER YAPPY!" Screamed Zim, jumping on Dibs back,
then they galloped away into a magical land of ponies and rainbows. "ME TO!" Screamed
Gaz chasing them. They soon were all in the magical land of ponies and rainbows.
"FUCK ME!" Screamed a rabbit, who jumped out of Girs mouth. "Gir, we thought you
were dead!" said Gaz. "No, I just had to tie my shoe..." he said. "What does exploding
and tying shoes have in common?" asked Dib. Gir just shrugged. "I'll fuck you bunny guy!"
screamed Gir, and i'll spare you the gruesom details. "Wooooooooooo!" you could hear Gir screamng.
"Hey! lets go home. I could use some waffles," said Dib. "Yeah. and on our way there,
lets all buy a magic bottle of wine and feed it to brittany
spears, then she'll puke up artichokes and chocolate, then she'll
die!" said Zim. "I like eggs," said Gaz, her eyes rolled into
the back of her head. Zim pulled a toaster out of him pance and
put a starfish in it, then the starfish died of misery. They all "skipped"
home and on the way they ran into Tak. "I'm going to makeyoooooouuuuu turn into
a supper for mine goldfish aliens!" she screamed, pulling her shoe off and throwing it
at the jelly bean sales man who was running down the road from a giant peice of side walk chalk.
The jelly bean sales man died, no ones remembers him, no one went to his funeral, oh woe is him.
theeeeen Gir pulled out a gamboy and screamed "NO PIKACHU! DO THE PLAY WITH YOURSELF ATTACK!".
"HEY! LETS EAT AT BLOATY'S!" Screamed Iggins, who came out of seemingly nowhere.
"YEAH! GORRILA IS JUST WHAT I NEED!" Screamed Gaz. "I haven't gotten any say in hardly any of
this! Now you will all suffer severe tree scratchies!" said Zim, smacking them with a random
tree branch. They all died, then Zim survived, took over earth, then died.
The end
did I mention they all died? DID I?!?!?!? THEY ALL DIED! CRY DARN YOU! CRYYYYYYY! oh yeah, and reveiw please!
I WILL get flames for this, but they won't be used for anything but
my hotdog roast! Pwease reveiw!!! Pwease *gives you GIR eyes*
If you do, i'll give you a cookie, well, not really...
***
One day Gir was skipping down the road singing pop goes the weasil,
or somthing like that when he saw a giant Adhesive medical strip
coming down the road holding hands with, ZIM?! "Dance with us GIR!
We like to dance!" said The random peice of bacon that fell from the
sky. "OoOoH," Said Gir, picking up the greasy bacon and biting it.
"I LIKE JELLY BEEEEANS!" Cried Dib, who was riding a giant lobster down
the road. "Me to!" cried Gir. "Hamsters for everyone!!!" cried Gaz, who also
just so happend to be walking down that same road at that same time
and had a box of chickens. "But those are chickens!" said Zim.
"LIER! THERE WEASILS!!!" Said Gaz, hugging the box to her chest.
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BOOBS!" Cried Gir, who just so happend to be in
Gaz's shirt. "You sick little fuck!" screamed Dib throwing Gir. You could hear a
squeel and an explosion somwhere. "Oh well," said Zim. "Bye mister
bandaid," said Zim. The Bandaid broke into sobs and sploded. "NO!!! BANDY!
I LOVEDED YOU BANDY I- okay, thats enough of that," said Zim. "Hey! Who wants
to ride me!" screamed Dib, who had gotten on his hands and knees and put a
saddle and briddle on himself. Zim pulled out a cowboy hat out of no where and
put it on, "YEEHAW! JUST CALL ME MISTER YAPPY!" Screamed Zim, jumping on Dibs back,
then they galloped away into a magical land of ponies and rainbows. "ME TO!" Screamed
Gaz chasing them. They soon were all in the magical land of ponies and rainbows.
"FUCK ME!" Screamed a rabbit, who jumped out of Girs mouth. "Gir, we thought you
were dead!" said Gaz. "No, I just had to tie my shoe..." he said. "What does exploding
and tying shoes have in common?" asked Dib. Gir just shrugged. "I'll fuck you bunny guy!"
screamed Gir, and i'll spare you the gruesom details. "Wooooooooooo!" you could hear Gir screamng.
"Hey! lets go home. I could use some waffles," said Dib. "Yeah. and on our way there,
lets all buy a magic bottle of wine and feed it to brittany
spears, then she'll puke up artichokes and chocolate, then she'll
die!" said Zim. "I like eggs," said Gaz, her eyes rolled into
the back of her head. Zim pulled a toaster out of him pance and
put a starfish in it, then the starfish died of misery. They all "skipped"
home and on the way they ran into Tak. "I'm going to makeyoooooouuuuu turn into
a supper for mine goldfish aliens!" she screamed, pulling her shoe off and throwing it
at the jelly bean sales man who was running down the road from a giant peice of side walk chalk.
The jelly bean sales man died, no ones remembers him, no one went to his funeral, oh woe is him.
theeeeen Gir pulled out a gamboy and screamed "NO PIKACHU! DO THE PLAY WITH YOURSELF ATTACK!".
"HEY! LETS EAT AT BLOATY'S!" Screamed Iggins, who came out of seemingly nowhere.
"YEAH! GORRILA IS JUST WHAT I NEED!" Screamed Gaz. "I haven't gotten any say in hardly any of
this! Now you will all suffer severe tree scratchies!" said Zim, smacking them with a random
tree branch. They all died, then Zim survived, took over earth, then died.
The end
did I mention they all died? DID I?!?!?!? THEY ALL DIED! CRY DARN YOU! CRYYYYYYY! oh yeah, and reveiw please!