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Warning: Swearing, maybe future lemons, and etc... If you hate the way I write Get the FUCK off my story bitches... O.o jk don't go I love you!

-coughs- On to the story

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I was in a small room. It was dark and no way out. I looked around the school's punishment room, thinking of ways to destroy the principals office. I didn't care what people thought of me, they made fun of the way I look which is very stupid of them because I'm fabulous. I have long purple hair, waist length and my eyes are a nice shade of blue. I'm 5'6, I weigh about 97 pounds which I say is very underweight for my age... I'm only 16. I paced around the room for a bit until a white vortex light thing started to appear on the wall.

"Omg.! Some one come, jesus is taking me away!"

"Stop being loud in there!"

"But jesus is gonna kill me! Help!"

I started to run in circles until I thought of a great plan, I looked at the light for a second and got on my knees. The white light started to come closer to me so I stepped back and then ran into the light.

"Jesus I'm sorry don't send me to hell!"

Wind... That's what I felt when I ran into the blinding white light. I looked down to see the ground far away from me which made me scream. The clouds looked beautiful right now, I then looked down one more time until I felt a jab of pain on my side. The ground collided with my side, I grabbed onto my side and rolled all over. Groaning that my side hurt like hell. I continued what I was doing until I heard people talking. Coming closer to where I was laying.

"No! Please I don't wanna do the nono"

"Um..."

I stopped what I was doing, turned my gaze towards where I heard the persons voice come from. 'Holy shit... It's fucking kakashi!" I screamed inside of my head, he looked at me like I was some crazy person and I smiled sweetly at him. Something past my head, I turned to see Naruto holding a shiny thing, and someone was standing beside him.

"Well hello there..."

"Who are you?" Sakura asked.

"Um...cookie?"

Sakura face palmed at my answer, the wind started to blow making a nice whistle sound. I glared at the tree for a second then stared at them. Something dripped down my face, I reached towards my head and felt something watery. I looked at my hand to find blood on it, I stared confused trying to put things together.

"Holy fuck! I'm bleeding... What am I going to do!?"

I jumped up, started to pace really fast, and then Kakashi grabbed my head. He looked at me head, then started to use his magic powers to heal my poor injured head. I looked up to see him staring at me intensly which made me very uncomfortable so I slapped him across the face.

"Hey! Why did you slap our sensai!?"

"Erm... I gotta go"

I bolted past trees trying to escape them but I knew that I couldn't out run them because they are ninja people. Something pinned me to a tree and I found out it was Kakashi-sensai. He looked at my body, sizing me up I guess. Naruto jumped into the tiny clearing, panting from running.

"Your fat"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing sunshine"

"Sunshine?"

I stopped talking when someone pushed me harder into the tree, I glared at Kakashi for a long tome and sropped when I knew it was useless. The other teammates came into the clearing, holding some bark actually only Sakura was holing some tree brances. They both looked at me then Sakura started to get the fire started.

"Why did you slap me?"

"You kept on staring at me"

He gave me a weird look then he unpinned me, I sat down on the grass. I felt someone sit beside me, the peerson who sat beside moved a little closer to me which irritated me even more. 'Dear jesus, why did I have to be caught by them instead of the sexy gaara?' I thought.

"Sexy gaara?"

"I sad that out loud?"

My eyes widened in horror, Naruto nodded at me confirming that I did say that out loud. My head started to pound from the pain of dropping down on the ground. I grabbed onto my head, trying to get the pounding to leave. Naruto handed me a pill or something but I didn't care, I took it right away without thinking. My eyes started to drift and I fell asleep on Naruto's shoulder.

-A hour later-

I woke up to find a blinding white light, I started to freak out thinking that jesus made a mistake and wanting me to go to hell. Someone held me down, they pinned me down to the bed so I couldn't hit them. I looked at the person to find out it was Kakashi, he kept on looking at me and so I tried to slap him again. He grabbed my hand before it could connect with his cheek, I glared at him then sighed in defeat. The door opened with a very old hokage walk in with some anbu, I smirked secretly to myslef.

"Hello there!"

"Who are you? Why are you here? Where did you come from?"

"I'm Ashley but you can call me Ash, Jesus brought me here so I don't know why and I came from candyland"

The third hokage gave me a look before he walked out of the hospital room, dumbass stop looking at me. The pinkette walked in with the rest of her group/team, I sighed to myself and stood up from the hospital bed. Kakashi gave me a warning glare, I rolled my eyes thinking of some shit that would get me out of this mess. I looked down to find that I'm wearing black shorts with a studded belt, a red tanktop and my favorite band braclets on. 'Damn am I sexy' I thought to myself with a smirk tugging at my lips.

"You dress funny" Sakura stated trying to be her bitchy self, I flipped her off with the 'fuck you' gesture. Her eyes widened when I did but who cared? I know I didn't,