Disclaimer: checking, checking, checking, aaaaand……NO. still not mine.
Word Count: 100 x 4
A/N: All characters are above 18 years. Thanks to my beta, GallifreyanMaiden! Written for "Humble pie" challenge on grangersnape100.
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"Today," Snape snapped, "You'll make the Diffidence Draught…if you can."
Hermione snorted. 'What an...'
"How many pigeon feathers do we use on top of it?" he asked patronizingly.
Hermione's hand was in the air before he could finish his sentence. He looked around, ignoring her and said, "No one? I should have known. You're all thick, and on top of that, annoying," he said, looking pointedly at Hermione.
'Bastard!' she thought viciously, 'He's doing it on purpose!'
"The answer, obviously, is two and a half. We use it-"
Hermione smirked. She knew exactly who she'd use it on!
***
Snape was sitting at his desk grading essays, or rather marking them all with 'T's. There was a knock on the door and Hermione entered the chamber.
"Good evening, Professor Snape."
He glared at her and said, "Good evening, Miss Granger."
Hermione smiled lusciously, "I thought you'd be up grading essays, so I brought something for you," she said as she got out a package and waved it in front of him tantalizingly.
"An apple pie?" he replied with a raised eyebrow.
"I made it," she said and added seductively, "I'll come back later when you've finished."
***
When she came back in half an hour, she found Severus tidying his things.
"Was it good?"
"Excellent. I'd give it an 'O'," he said with a wry smirk.
"Am I going to get something in return…?" she asked slyly.
He smiled and gave her a passionate kiss.
When they broke apart, Hermione looked at him, and asked heatedly, "Who's your best student?"
"You."
"And who was right about the Blue Moon Potion's side effects yesterday?"
"You."
"So?"
"I'll consider heeding your ideas in the future."
Hermione smirked as they kissed and headed back to Severus' bedroom. Yes, tonight she would be the boss.
***
She lay beside him, with a satisfied smile playing on her lips.
"Well, you got what you wanted…you were on top," Severus murmured into her ear, stroking her back slowly with his hand, making Hermione shiver.
Hermione turned to face him, and suddenly stared. Not at him, but behind him.
On the night table, beside his wand, there it was; her humb- apple pie. Untouched.
Severus caught her gaze.
"You didn't believe you could trick me, did you?" Snape said to a very shocked Hermione as he rolled on top, "I'm afraid you'll have to learn much, much more…"
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