Hello Everyone!

Hehe. I know I'm supposed to be updating my other fics... and I will...eventually. But for now I'm writing a fic that is mostly for my amusment. I did not write this fic entirely alone, however. I wrote it with KittyKatGoil1899. Cuz she's cool, I allowed her to help. ;p. Just kidding, puppet.Well... she pretty much just made suggestions... But anyways... alot of this is inside jokes and mostly randomness...

But whatever. Umm... Read and review and tell me how it was!

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Disclaimer:

Yah yah, I don't own em. So there. Stupid flipping lawyers who are evil and take away a person's hopes and dreams... okay, rant over.

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Jack Kelly walked sulkily into the back room of the dance studio. Followed by an equally as upset group of boys.

"Why the hell are we doing this again!" Jack asked.

"Cause Celeste asked us too." Kid Blink Parker replied jokingly.

"Shut up!" Spot Conlon commanded. "She asked nicely."

"Yeah, well Zuzu asked me nicely to go to her sewing classes and I didn't do it!" Jack exclaimed. Mush Meyers laughed.

"Well, I think this will be fun! I love tap dancing!"

Racetrack Higgins secretly agreed, but allowed he said, "Dancing is for Sallys, Mush."

Mush looked at his feet.

"Hey boys!" A sweet voice called from the other side. "Are you guys changed yet?"

Spot's face lit up. "Hey, Celeste!"

"What the hell are we supposed to change into?" Skittery Kopeki asked.

"The only things back here are...leotards!" Jack almost died of shock. Even Mush looked a bit pale. "Are we seriously supposed to wear these?"

Celeste's laughter was heard. "Yeah. What did you think you were going to dance in? Jeans?"

"Yes." Jack mumbled.

"Well, get changed! We start in five minutes!" Zuzu Bailey yelled. Jack smiled at the familiar voice. "We're going!"

"WE ARE?" the other boys asked. Jack nodded.

"I'm not wearing a fucking leotard!" Skittery protested. "I'm not gay."

"You sure about that, Skitts?" Kid Blink asked jokingly. Skittery laughed mockingly. "Look whose talkin' Mr. Pink Shirt!"

"Only real men wear pink!" Blink defending himself. Spot picked up a leotard with his index finger and his thumb. "I doubt there is a leotard in this whole box that will go over my..."

"SHUT UP WE CAN HEAR YOU!" Zuzu yelled at the door.

"It's true!" Spot yelled back.

"Conlon, if you don't shut up and find a leotard I'm gonna come in there and pick one out for you!" Celeste warned. Spot grinned evilly.

"Oh my gawd, Spot..." Mush rolled his eyes.

"1..." Celeste started counting.

"Alright alright! We're getting 'em!" Racetrack sighed, grabbing a leotard from the box and heading towards the changing stall.

"You need to wear tights too!" Zuzu reminded them.

"WHAT!" Skittery and Blink asked in unison.

"This leotard is..tight in...areas..." Racetrack yelled from the changing stall.

"They're all like that!" Bryce Bailey, one of the other (male) dancers, told them.

"Holy shit. And you know this how?" Jack asked.

"He's flamboyantly gay." Mush explained, laughingly.

"Ugh, I am not going out there wearing this!" Racetrack screamed, mortified.

"Lemme see it." Bryce commanded. All of the boys cringed.

Racetrack came out of the stall in a pink leotard.

The boys began cracking up. "You look...nice." Mush managed.

"No, don't lie to him. Racetrack, you look wicked gay." Skittery told him.

"Shut up." Racetrack commanded.

"Maybe you and Bryce could hook up, eh?" Jack laughed. Racetrack threw a rock at Jack.

"Where the heck did you get the rock!" Jack asked.

"Amy." Racetrack replied. Everyone gave him blank stares.

"Okay, then..." Spot said. "DRUGGIE!" he coughed,

"Hurry up, boys!" Celeste commanded. "Do you really want me to...send Bryce in there?"

"NOO!" the boys all yelled in unison.

"What's wrong with my brother?" Zuzu asked. This started an fit of laughter from the boys. Zuzu frowned. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BROTHER!" she asked louder,

"Nothing!" Skittery managed to yell back before erupting into another fit of laughter.

"1..." Zuzu started counting.

"AHH!" the boys yelled and scrambled to get changed into the leotards.

After about twenty minutes of complaining from the boys, and laughing from the girls who were in the tap and ballet classes, the tap lesson was soon to begin.

"Alright, boys, we were just kidding about the leotards. You don't have to wear them. You do have to wear sweatpants and tee shirts, though." Zuzu explained in between fits of giggles. The boys gave exasperated sighs.

"WHY DID YOU PUT US THROUGH THAT!" Skittery asked, very angry. Celeste and Zuzu burst out laughing again. "Try these." Celeste managed in between giggles.

She handed the boys a box of sweatpants and teeshirts.

"Better." Jack said, grabbing a black tee shirt and sweatpants. The boys got changed into the correctly fitted outfits, and met the girls in the practice room.

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Okay, that was amusing.

Now review and tell me how messed up that was, and how much it sucked and made no sense. hahaha.

-GiNnY