What would you do if two boys are bothering you, much worse if they're twins?

My life was much easier before but with those twins, it won't ever happen.

"Kaoru, please give me some paper." Hikaru shouted.

"Here. Hikaru, lend me your ballpen." That was the usual convo of the twins, sometimes they pick on each other but mostly on others.

I leaned my head to rest away this morning headache, not the typical morning person though.
I suddenly heard manly giggles coming from... I rose up from my seat and looked at the twins. They look focused on what they are doing, not to mention staring on a blank piece of paper.
The teacher entered and the room started to arrange.

"Good morning, Teacher!" Everybody said in unison.

After that there was a lot of suppressed laughter.

I looked at my classmates and they were all looking at me.

Shoot! I took hold of my back and there it was, a paper written proudly I FARTED.

The class erupted in laughter as I started to sink in my anxiety and depression behavior.

Why are they doing this to me? Have I ever done anything wrong to them?

I didn't notice that a tear fell on my cheek so I tried to search for my handkerchief but it was gone.

Curses! I tried to sleep on my desk the whole morning yet the heavy feeling in my chest won't let me.

It was lunch time. Everybody started to go eat at their friends table so I cautiously held on my lunch and walked to the rooftop where my dearest cousin usually eats.

I met him halfway the stairs.

"Ken!" I shouted and waved at him like crazy.

He did the same thing.

All the students stared at us, stared at me and started to gossip.

Why? Not because we looked stupid but because Ken was the school's basketball captain and the only heir to their multi-national company.

Apparently, he was blessed with the looks, brain and heart, and I was blessed with a heart, a heart and a heart - plainly average.

"Let's go!" He locked his hands with mine and dragged me to the rooftop.

While walking, I could feel a lot of presence staring a hole at my back.

Who cares? I won't ever give this precious cousin of mine to just anyone.

*kringggg kringggg*
"Oh? Spare me a minute, _?" He said and answered the call.

I nodded and went up first. The rooftop was the same but it felt weird, like I was not the only one up there.

The door creaked eerily and it was slammed and locked by two persons.

"Eh, we finally trapped her, Kaoru."

"Yes, we did, Hikaru. Now, to do what we have to do." They both grinned and looked at me intensely.

My heart beat liked crazy, "What are you two doing? Let me out or I'll scream."

"Why would you do that?" Hikaru dumbly looked at me.

"Hikaru, let's just do this fast." They both walked to my direction, slowly, tantalizingly.
I held my hand up to my face and was about to scream when...

"Please accept this!"
I opened my eyes and saw them bowing… in front me. They both held presents, one color red and the other blue.

"Oy, aren't you going to accept the presents?"

They didn't wait and put it on my hands. I stared at them confusingly, "Why did-"

The twins both shushed me with their finger on my lips. x")
Hikaru caressed my left cheek while Kaoru brushed a few strands of my right cheek.

"We will wait for the answer." They both smirked as they left me, open-mouthed and confused.

I opened the boxes, and it both held a card; one written with a Date ME- Kaoru :3, and the other DATE Me-Hikaru :*.