Disclaimer: I do not own Noir or Death Note. This is a Death note/Noir crossover. Therefore, it's AU. This is a plot bunny that wouldn't die so I'm just going to go with it. Spoilers for Death Note. ANY feedback is appreciated! Thanks!

Death Noir

May 2010-

The shinigami realm was a dark and desolate place. Now that he had returned there from the human realm, he found himself bored and eager to return. He had a taste of how interesting humans could be due to the actions of the former owner of his Death notebook – Light Yagami.

'Ah those were some fun times. Light proved to be quite the interesting little psychopath, it was too bad that I had to end his life,' Ryuk thought, missing those delicious red shiny apples and the interesting situations that his former notebook owner always seemed to get himself into.

Ryuk flicked through the pages of his death note until he came to the page where he had written Light's name. He hadn't wanted to end the man's life but he had gotten himself into a mess and Ryuk had to clean it up. The man was probably going to die from all the bullet wounds he received even if Ryuk hadn't written his name down, and the shinigami found he couldn't wait around forever in case Light survived and went to prison.

'I'm so very bored.' Ryuk thought, 'I wonder what would happen if I dropped the notebook again? Would I find another human as interesting as Light was?' Ryuk mused.

'There's only one way to find out!' the shinigami thought, as he gripped his notebook and once again took off to the human realm.

Paris, France- May 2010

Mireille Bouquet browsed the marketplace, picking up some new shoes, handbags, and books with the money she had made on her latest hit. Men stopped and stared at the shapely blonde-haired woman, wearing a red shirt and short black skirt with book heeled boots, but she didn't even give them a second glance.

The blonde woman was one of the best assassin's in the world, but led a boring and lonely life. It was a life that she had resigned herself to long ago.

Soon all that would change…

OOOoooOOO

Ryuk flew over the countryside, past the Eiffel tower and into the heart of Paris. When he saw his target, he dropped the death note and hoped that there would be more apples and a lot more excitement in his future.

OOOoooOOO

The notebook smacked the ground in front of Mireille's yellow moped. The blonde woman had been loading her shopping purchases into the small vehicle. She started as she heard the smacking sound and quickly looked over and saw a slim black book lying there.

Her curiosity piqued, she picked the black notebook up. Her eyes widened in shock at the words 'Death Note' emblazoned across the front.

'Is this some kind of a joke?' Mireille thought, her hands trembling. 'Was this a sign from someone who knew her secret? Was this some kind of a taunt?'

The blonde woman began flipping through the pages; it was filled with names, some written in English, but most written In Japanese. Some entries had specific ways for the person to die and at what time, others just had a name.

"The person whose name is written in this notebook shall die," Mireille whispered to herself, as she came to the page on how to use the notebook. 'This can't be true.'

Looking around carefully, Mireille quickly slipped the notebook into one of her shopping bags, hopped on her moped, and left the marketplace for her apartment.

OOOoooOOO

Ryuk watched in fascination. This time it seemed the new owner of his notebook was a very attractive young woman. He wondered how her life would change because of the notebook. Would she decide it was a prank and throw it away or would she use it? Would she kill because of a crazy sense of justice like Light and declare herself the Goddess of a new world? Or would she use it differently?

Ryuk laughed. He couldn't wait to find out.

To be continued…

A/N: I'm using the manga timeline for this story. Light died in January 2010 in manga, he died 2012 in anime. Noir was set in 2010 so I figured the timelines where right for a Noir/Death note crossover.