Hello World, My name is Rayquaza, or at least that's what you humans call me. But really peoples call me Ray. I'm about 23 feet tall (coiled) and 4oo something pounds. My blood type is A positive and I'm single. Ok got that out of the way. Now lets begin.

It's a quiet day in the sky. The clouds were lazily floating by over the equally lazy plains. A light breeze hugged the trees and a few Ponyta were grazing in the high steppes of . It looked and seemed like a perfect day. Rayquaza looked over his place in Sky Palace. The sun shone thought the translucent clouds that it was made of. He was not expecting anyone and neither did he want any. Yet again he was 35,000 feet above the ground.

Suddenly a huge swoosh was heard in shock he looked around. Some sort of fighter jet was coming right at him. He'd seem these before, but usually they held friendly people that waved at him. This was not one of those planes.

Swoosh! It nearly missed him and it turned around again this time more aggressive than before. It launched another missal and then he blacked out.

When he awoke he saw a large red figure peering over him. Faintly saying "Hey are you ok?"

He looked and when his eyes finally focused he realized that Groudon was looking funnily at him. "Ahh! How did I get here?"

"You been here for a long time it think…It's hard to know time around this place…"

"This place?! Where is here!?"

"Well I don't know how to say thins to you but…Welcome To the New Hoenn Zoo and Research Lab!"

"Zoo!" Research Lab!? What the…?!"

"I know this is hard but…"

"Zoo!? How can they put the Great Rayquaza in a zoo on display for the mediocre?" He goes over to the glass and puts one of his hands on it. It's cold and unwelcomeing. Trying to break the dense ice he said, "So Groudon long time no see huh?"

"Ha funny… It's only been a few thousand years… Not that long. Oh and Kyogre is here too but he's in another section."

"What do they want with us?"

"Well this isn't really a Zoo. Let me tell you a secret, This is actually a Pokemon Research Lab. A bad one."

"Bad one?"

"They do bad things to us…Like like…" He stopped because his eyes started to tear up. "They murdered my wife and my unborn son."

"What?! That's horrid!"

"I know, Here's what happened well seeing that we haven't seen each other in a while let's recap. Life was good… It was really… Ok then ummm… My wife Nasaska was 9 months into her pregnancy and than they came… and well we were all abducted and we were taken to a silver room and took Nasaska at started to do various teats on her and they were torturous. Please I don't want to mention it. Hard enough to do when you're normal, harder to do when you're 9 months. Anyway she was a trooper. Then some how I don't know they enforced labor. Don't ask. Anyway they made it intentionally hard and apparently she lost too much blood and…She died and so did the unborn baby." He then put his head I his hands and started bawling.

"Groudon that terrible to anyone… No one should ever go thought that."

"So…Umm…Do you know how to entertain?"

"Why?"

"Because that's what you're here to do. Entertain the masses."

"Masses?"

"God Arceus Ray! The humans! The people!"

"Oh yeah them…"

"You better have something to entertain them with whether you're good at. Because that happier the Peoples are the…longer you stay…alive…"

"Stay alive?!"

"Yeah if you're not useful than they kill you. Like they did Nasaska. But if she did live though the birth she'd be the most important one here."

"Why?"

"God Arceus! Must I spell everything out?! She's a female! Do you know how valuable they are?! They could of made an entire army of us if they wanted!"

"Sounds kinda gross."

"Well Ray welcome the Zoo! The place where things live and die everyday!"

"Sorry I am new here."

"I guess you are but anyway…"

Suddenly a loud bell was heard and then Groudon shouted "Ray I hope your ready to face the Peoples and forget your dignity and entertain the masses cuz here they come! Then he whispered over the roar over the bell "The most important rule? Remember the People can't understand you."

Rayquaza's first day of being a Zoo "animal" had begun.