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MadWolrdZ: I bet you are sick of me already, Huh?

Sora: Yes, yes I am.

MadWolrdZ: throws cookie in distant: :sora chases: I wasn't talking to you- :Riku chases Sora: -Oh never mind. Any-who, can you please tell me when the KH3 is coming out?! I am trying to save up for it and I have to know where my limit is…I know! Reach a million! That's it so how much do I have right now?

: 2 Dollars:

MadWolrdZ: Shyipes, I better start saving now…or I can call Oprah! Yeah!

Disclaimer

Huh? What? Oh yeah…I don't own KH so can you please tell them stop pointing the gun at me and threatening me to say this out loud.

Warning :Eh?! What-cha-looking-at?!:

Yes- This does have some of that Yaoi stuff in here so please if you don't like it- don't read it instead of sending scary hate mail to little poor MadWorldZ who cries over the scary stuff. DX, you especially sora.

Sora: How do you know it's me?!

MadWorldZ: Cookie monster? It's not hard to distinguish your Txt name ya-know.

Chapter 1- Where the hell is my gun when I need it?!

Ring- Ring, Ring- Ring,

"Hello?!" Axcel screamed as he threw the phone to his ear. His expression was one that could kill anyone who dares to sneak a look at. "What is it now?!"

Nodding to himself, his hand moved up to his desk as his finger's drummed the surface impatiently. The conversation only lasted a fraction of a second before his hand bald up to a tight fist and slammed the phone down and gave out a heavy huff, turning in his office chair while crossing his hands over his mouth. Staring out the office window Axcel had to think of a way to get around this situation.

"Amanda!" Axcel yelled without moving an inch. "Get me a gun and a cappuccino decafe pronto!"

"Right away, sir!" A voice yelled from the distant.

The company Axcel owned was an Agency that protects and replenishes stars fame with privacy. But one client was making this all so hard for Axcel as it caused a twitch in his eyes. Brushing his hand through the red spiky hair, he closed his eyes as the call processed through his mind over and over again.

The call was none other than his co-worker, who decided to quit because of the client. Seducing was the only thing that kept the media running all over it, and trying to keep this star out of trouble was a pain in the ass. Axcel faced back to his desk and his eyes scanned the scattered News paper's that surrounded his studies.

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His eyes narrowed to slits at the bold statement the paper gave, this was not the time for this, especially if this was going to ruin the movie his client was lead of. This would create major step backs in the production, and cause millions just to postpone it from it's date. Making Axcel's business to plunder down the shit hole.

He needed someone to baby-sit this lunatic, someone that will tame it from the media's eyes. A person that will not be seduced by this man's crazy antics and make things much more smoother for his life…he needed-

"Axcel-" the red head turned abruptly from his spot, to see a short spiky haired burnet that held three folders in his hands with an amuse look. "-I got three new files for you."

Suddenly an idea flew through Axcel's mind as he scanned his co-worker. This could be a good start…but how tuff could this boy be? Axcel thought. He cocked his head to the side as the words just processed through his head.

"What did you just call me?" Axcel said, staring at his secretary. "and where is my gun?"

"I don't carry one sir, I'm on parole."

"And my coffee?"

"Don't do coffee, sir." The boy emphasized the word at the end with an arch eyebrow.

By now Axcel would be grinning wickedly at the boy, and would start laughing insanely while dancing on his desk- kicking off his newspapers. But he did not want to scare him off, so he stayed seated. Crossing his arms over his chest, Axcel leaned back on his chair and stared at the boy with an amuse smile spreading across his lips. The boy grew suspicious and inched away slowly.

"What's your name kid?" Axcel said with a stern voice.

"Name is Sora, man." Sora said, and cocked his head to the side when he heard a chuckle. This was not good…the only reason why this man chuckles would be when an elderly woman fell off a side walk- kittens drowning- or something unholy crossing through his mind. Thinking fast, Sora thought of an excuse "I think I'll get that coffee you wanted-"

"Now, now-" Axcel said in a calm voice. " I think I have a new Job for you Sora."

Sora turned even more suspicious. "What would that be?"

"Do you remember this guy." Axcel threw the pile of newspaper's that was in front of him, towards the burnet. It had a nude blurred out photo of a silver haired boy in a pool with every girl was running to jump into.

Sora nodded as he looked over the paper. "Yes, this is Riku- one of our clients, why?"

"Well, Selphie was on the job-" Axcel frowned and picked up his glasses from the desk and threw them on with a piece of note that was attached to his glasses. "- quote, And said she was deliberately harassed by him, un quote."

"So, what do you want me to do?" Sora asked in a monotone voice.

"Baby sit." Axcel said with a shrug and waved a dismissal towards the dumfounded boy. "Go on, pack your stuff and head over to the studio…unless you want to serve me coffee for the rest of your life?"

Sora shook his head slowly side to side, and trudged out of the office with a pale look on his face. 'baby sit…?' Sora thought. 'the one guy that get's my face to burn in his movies is the guy I must baby sit…good job Sora, you picked the perfect day to not bring your gun…'

"What?!" Tidus screamed as he flew down his cards. "How the hell do you win eight frickn times in a roll?!"

The pool table was filled with groans of protest as the boys shoved their poker chips to the center of the table. Wakka was one of the boys as he looked as if killing someone would be a mandatory factor for him, causing the boy next to him to coward away. Tidus leaned on one elbow as his eyes stayed transfixed on the smug looking teen in front of him.

"What?" Riku said, cocking his head to the side with an amuse smile. "Is there something interesting about my face- oh wait, it's always like that."

"Smug ass." Tidus mumbled as Riku pitched out the cards.

Wakka looked at the cards in front of him with pure determination, and yanked it to his face. Then his face crumbled in a split second as his eyes scanned over the cards. The numbers added up to twelve…Wakka noted, If I hit~ would I get a bust or a black jack?

"Hit?" Riku asked as his eyes glinted with amusement.

"umm." Wakka hesitated, then just hung his head and gave his answer. "hit." he mumbled.

Riku through down a queen. Wakka threw down his cards, and stood up abruptly to storm off into his trailer with a mumble of curses to follow. Riku just chuckled at the sight as he turned to Tidus that was still having a pure state of concentration. His eyes narrowed a his cards as bead of sweat started to trickle down his face while his left eye started to twitch.

"Hit!" Tidus finally yelled after a long silence. "Hit, Hit, Hit!!"

"I'll hit you alright…" Riku mumbled, he threw down a King. Tidus had a smile that spread across his face as if Christmas came early for the boy.

"I stand with a twenty!" Tidus chirped.

"Black jack." Riku flipped his cards over that revealed an ace and a queen. Tidus jaw dropped as his eyes scanned over the cards.

"Why didn't you just say that in the begging you jack ass!" Tidus yelled as he stormed off to his trailer with a heavy dark ora following him. Riku just shook his head as he collected the last poker chips from the boys.

"I want my money." Riku said loud enough for the boys to hear.

"Screw you!" Tidus retorted back from his trailer. Riku arched an eye brow, Was that an option?

Riku started to clean up the cards into a stack and started to shuffle them back to place. He was pulling up the poker chips into stacks as well, when he heard footsteps from behind him. A small crooked smile escaped his lips.

"back for round two-" Riku turned and stopped when he saw it was nether nor his friends, but a burnet that was grabbing his suit case from the yellow taxi. The burnet was bending forward to pay the driver when Riku caught himself leaning forward and staring at the burnet's butt while cocking his head to the side.

"So- who do you tink dat is?" Wakka's voiced boomed behind Riku that caused him to jump a mile high. Riku turned to glared at the orange head. "Gotta be somebody we know in ordra for him to come down heya."

"Probably one news reporter." Riku said with a shrug and turned from Wakka to see the burnet wave at the cab when it zoomed off. "Well, looks like his staying." Riku gave out a heavy sigh and started to shuffle his cards.

"Look- he coming dis way!" Wakka pointed out, as the burnet moved closer and closer with his head buried in the yellow folder with a serious look.

He wore nothing but a slim suit that curved his body way to well, as his over coat was thrown over his small shoulders. Each step the burnet took, caused his spiky brown hair to bounce in a way that made him look as if he was moving in slow motion. His crystal blue eyes swam in curiosity as it scanned over the piece of paper, which made Riku irritated.

When was he going to look up? Riku thought anxiously. Am I invisible, does he know who I am?! Boasting in his mind of how much movies he was in that involved him either naked or playing the hunk, Riku didn't notice his name being called.

"You must be Riku." The burnet said, pulling out his hand towards Riku. "Hello, My name is Sora Hoshino."

"Sora?" Riku snapped back to reality and immediately grasped Sora's offering hand with a firm grip. "Hello, nice to meet you."

Riku stood up slowly from his spot without releasing Sora's hand, and gazed into his ocean blue eyes. Sora flinched a little and a small blush escaped his cheeks, but he immediately shook it off and pulled back his hand to his side. Riku stared at him a little longer before shrugging when Sora's eyes averted from his stare.

"I need you for a minute." Sora whispered, still looking down to his shoes.

"Really?" Riku turned to his audience behind him, then yelled. "Hey boys, he need's me for a minute!" behind him was whistling of approval and some where bursting out with laughter as they hollered 'with every other person in the world!'

Sora was a little irked, and started to march off to Riku's trailer with a huff. Riku followed suit, and started to throw thumbs up at the boys with an amuse smile. They all just laughed and cheered him on as Riku entered the trailer and closed the door behind him to met the angry glares he was receiving from a corner of the room.

"So-" Riku fell into the sofa, and kicked up his legs onto the desk while stretching his arms behind him. "-What do you want to interview me for?"

Sora cocked his head to the side with confusion, and in a split second- understanding. "No- Riku- I am not a reporter, I'm from the agency." Sora explained. "Axcel sent me here."

"Oh really?" Riku said, with an amuse look. "Then why did he send a sexy thing like you here?" His eyes scanned over the burnet with predatory look, as a glint of slyness shot through his eyes. Sora grew rigid under his stare.

"Well…" Sora crossed his arms in front of him, and shifted his weight over to his other leg. "…I'm kinda your baby sitter until the movie is-"

"What?!" Riku yelled, standing up abruptly. "Look, this better be a sick joke-"

"I assure you-" Sora interrupted. "- This is no joke."

Riku stood there with his hands balling up to a tight fist. Then he moved towards Sora with cat like grace, closing the gap between them, causing the burnet to move back and lean against the wall behind him. Riku smirked as he saw a deep blush on the burnets face. Reaching over, Riku grabbed the phone behind Sora and started to dial.

"If you are a reporter-" Riku said, with a wink. "- You better start running now." Sora didn't move from his spot, instead- he just crossed his arms over his chest with a blank look as Riku shrugged and turned from him to walk towards the refrigerator. "You drink?" Riku asked, looking at Sora with a beer in his hand, Sora just shook his head as Riku popped open a can.

"Hello, Axcel?" Riku said into the phone. "Yeah I got your joke here- Ha, ha very funny." Riku turned to Sora who still didn't move from his position as Riku continued. "But hey, something this edible cant go to waste now, can it?"

Riku paused as the voice from the other line explained the situation. Riku's smile faded and a fierce scowl replaced it as he yelled into the phone. "Axcel- I do not need no fuck'en 'baby sitter'!"

Sora winced as Riku started to cuss up a storm as the voice spoke from the other line. "I'm sorry Riku- but until your public disorder is under ground, you will have a baby sitter until then- that's final." Axcel hung up. Riku threw the phone across the room and glared at the floor.

"So…" Sora said, looking at the boy with an amuse smile. "Am I staying?"

"Oh your staying all right." Riku growled, moving to his chair and plopped down. Sipping his beer, he turned to Sora who didn't move an inch from where he was standing. "I don't bite you know." Riku purred.

"I will take my chances." Sora retorted. "Didn't get my rabies shot."

"Ouch, Harsh." Riku said, then something crossed his mind. "Can you tuck me in?" Riku said with a husky voice. Sora just cocked his head to the side and started to chuckle out loud, this made Riku frown a little. Why isn't my charms working?!

"Unless you want me to choke you to sleep." Sora said while moving to the door. "Then no- I do not tuck in little children, Mr. Riku." and with that he walked out chuckling even more.

Once the door closed, Riku was left there baffled. Was this kid serious?! Riku thought. He was gay wasn't he? I mean he was all blushing and even his hips that rocked when he walks…so why isn't any of my charms working on him?!

"Hm." Riku thought. "This means war." Taking another sip of his beer, he leaned his head back on the chair and a small smile escaped his lips. "I wonder how long it will take me to get you to sleep with me, So-Ra."

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MadWorldZ: oooh, text message! :reads: SORA!! Stop sending me hate-mail!!

Sora: How did you know?!

MadWorldZ: KupoLover? Really? :ding: And no Riku- I will not do that to sora in my chapter, Geez.