The Chronicles of Anime World

So two students, a freshman named Tj and a senior named Chelsea, were skipping class to chill at the public library one Thursday. It was pretty fun. But all of a sudden, as they were on their way out of the library, the door warped and they entered an anime world!

Once they entered, they decided to read anime, but only a few books had anime in them. The rest had pocky that popped out of the book.

Chelsea then decided that this was indeed heaven. But all of a sudden the great demon Kyuubi jumped on her and stole her pocky! Her life was crushed!

So Tj and Chelsea decided to chase after him for fun, even though they could have just opened another book for more snacks... Kyuubi tried to use fox magic to trick them but they were way too smart for that.

Chelsea grabbed a nearby pikachu and pulled it's tail successfully shooting a lightning bolt at Kyuubi. Tj then grabbed a random electric guitar named ginto and shot supersonic waves at the demon.

Kyuubi then sat down and started to cry. Chelsea felt sorry for him and began to walk towards him followed by Tj, but it was Kyuubi's fox magic after all! Tj and Chelsea were trapped in a cage made of uncooked ramen! Chelsea and Tj were left with nothing but a single book off the shelf that wasn't yet opened.

It was already bad that the ramen was UNCOOKED but as Chelsea attempted to reach for the last book it suddenly exploded and boiling hot water rushed out! Thankfully Chelsea was short enough so the water just flowed over her, but unfortunately for Tj, he was swept away in the scalding 427 degree flow. See, Tj used to be light-skinned...but now...now he was...dark brown and well done! (dun dun dun!) He was still alive though, but at least the ramen was cooked now.

Finally!! The ramen cage was cooked! And it fell down in a huge chicken flavored pile on the floor. Before Chelsea and Tj could leave the huge pile of cooked and seasoned ramen, here came their loyal black dog, Ippeuna! (EE puh nuh. Try to guess the language!) Ippeuna came running into the library all late... after Chelsea had opened the book, the three brave anime explorers then continued their long trail of book shelves. They had finally reached their way to the "I" section when they heard what sounded like two dogs growling. Tj and Chelsea turned around to find Ippeuna and Inuyasha growling at eachother! Ippeuna's tail then hit the shelf causing a book to fall on the hanyou's head but POOF! It wasn't Inuyasha. It was Kyuubi!

Now it was a battle between K9 and fox. Chelsea and Tj could do nothing but watch. Actually they could help a little. But they didn't because Ippeuna gained this immense power in the anime world and she had super speed and was shooting fireballs out of her mouth at the demon. But then Kyuubi dodged one and attacked Ippeuna! Chelsea and Tj were enraged, but before they ran to save her, a flash of silver hair picked Ippeuna up and turned to face the two cousins. "Hey Kids," he said, "I got it from here now." It was Sephiroth! (Note from Tj: it was a flash of color, not silver. Sora saved us, not Sephiroth.) He drew his sword and slashed Kyuubi in one strike. Kyuubi was dead. Sephiroth Sora saved everyone!

"Thanx!" we screamed to Sora as he left. Once again we were alone. We walked all the way to the "G" section. Tj found two appealing books on the shelf, so he decided to open the slightly dusty one that read "The Gaian named I..." The last part of the title was faded, so Tj just opened it. Ininja177 climbed out, followed by his shadow spirit! The shadow spirit automatically made itself into Ippeuna's shadow to say hi. Ippeuna, trying to greet him back, ended up chasing her tail.

(Another note from Tj: characters now speak in speech bubbles)

[[HI!]] said ininja.

Chelsea was baffled by this, but a brightly-colored psychadelic book left on the shelf caught her eye. It said "Gaia's Greatest". She was greatly disturbed because SHE was Gaia's greatest. So she opened the book to tell this gaian what was on her mind. But behold! It was her own avi Inquisitivetrini!

Inquisitivetrini:

[[I-n-q-u-i-s-i-t-i-v-e, do you know who I be?!]]

Chelsea:

sweat drop and hair still in rollers unfortunately. She thought they were braids.

The whole room got quiet as they stared at Inquisitivetrini... ininja then says:

ininja177:

[[OH NO SHE DIDN'T!]]

All six characters laugh at once.

Chelsea:

hahahaha!

Inquisitivetrini:

roflmao

Tj:

lol. Haha.

Ininja177:

LOL. HAHA.

Shadow:

keekeekee

Ippeuna:

Wooooooof woof woof woof woof...

The six characters then continued down the "G" Isle and lived happily ever after in anime world...

...BUT meanwhile in hell...

"Fuckin kids. And what the hell was up with that guy and his sharp-ass key? Wtf was that? Ugh..." Kyuubi mumbled profanities as he continuously tried to climb up hell's walls to get his revenge on the cousins, their bitch, and any fags associated them. He almost got back to earth, but then Naruto saw him, ran up to him and stomped on his hand holding onto the ledge. Kyuubi had a long fall ahead of him. A LOOOONG fall. Who says you can't die twice?

Note: alternate ending.

Naruto walks by with a steaming cup of ramen. He slips over a stone in a street as Kyuubi's hand reaches for the earth's crust. Naruto's hot ramen spills right on Kyuubi's hand and burns him. More profanities escape his mouth as he makes the incredibly long fall back to hell. Naruto thought he heard something, but blamed it on the wind as he cried over his spilled ramen.