Disclaimer: I don't own Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Siri or any other creations of the masterful George Lucas. Nor do I own Whose Line Is It Anyway? or any of the games in it.
AN: Once again I'm doing ANOTHER Whose Line story, I'm just too addicted I guess. This makes my 4th one, I know I'm pathetic. But this time I'm doing it with some Jedi Apprentice characters, hope you all like it. Please review!
Jedi Apprentice: Whose Line Is It Anyways?
Chapter 1: Let's Make A Date
Announcer: This is Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Audience applauds.
The host tonight is the one, the only Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn!
Qui-Gon is sitting at a desk in front of the stage, wearing a grin on his face.
Qui-Gon: Welcome everyone to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The game where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right they don't matter, just like Republic credits on Tatooine. Tonight we have a entire Jedi cast starting with my Padawan Obi-Wan (I overanalyze everything.) Kenobi!
Obi-Wan waves to the crowd and rolls his eyes at Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon: Next we have Siri (I can make Obi-Wan cry.) Tachi!
Siri waved and smiled sweetly to the crowd and laughed at the irritated look on Obi-Wan's face.
Qui-Gon: And next is Bruck (I look like Draco from Harry Potter.) Chun!
Bruck looks annoyed at Qui-Gon.
Qui-Gon: And finally we have Garen (Starships are pretty.) Muln!
Bruck waves at the crowd and smiles.
Qui-Gon: Alright then, lets get started. Ok, for those who haven't seen the show, what is going to happen is that the performers or Padawans I should say are going to improvise everything that I tell them to. At the end of each game I award points, which really doesn't mean anything. Well anyways, lets start with the first game Let's Make A Date. Siri is on a dating show and Obi-Wan, Bruck and Garen are the bachelor contestants. Each have a strange quirk or identity and at the end Siri will have to try to figure it out. When your ready go ahead and start.
Siri, Obi-Wan, Bruck and Garen grab stools and sit them in a line. The guys look at their envelopes each wearing a different expression on their face.
Siri: Alright Bachelor #1, I like long moonlight walks along the beach, what do you like?
A Ewok runs past the audience carrying a sign that says: a bitter bounty who hasn't been paid.
Obi-Wan: I like nothing but making sure I get my due, this is business is tough enough without having to worry about people not paying you!
Siri:Um…interesting. Bachelor #2 same question.
Ewok runs by with a new sign: talks to imaginary friend.
Bruck: Can Larry come to the beach too? He loves swimming in the water…Stares off into space.You can't swim? What do you mean you can't swim? You lied...ok I forgive you.
Siri rolls her eyes. Ok, moving onto Bachelor #3. What would you buy me on our first date?
Ewok runs by bearing the last sign: Master Yoda.
Garen: Buy you nothing I would. No possessions Jedi should have. Know this you do. Bruck is still muttering, so Garen smacks him with an imaginary stick. Quiet youngling you must be.
Siri: Alright as if that wasn't at all obvious…anyways Bachelor #1. What is your favorite pastime?
Obi-Wan: Spending credits, that is when that lazy sod finally gets around to paying me for my hard word!
Siri: Whoa, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Bachelor #2, what is your favorite pastime?
Bruck: Larry and I love to play I Spy With My Little Eye!
Siri: O..K, Bachelor #3 same question.
Garen: Meditate I do. Cooking I love.
BUZZ
Qui-Gon: So do you know who they are supposed to be Siri?
Siri: Obi-Wan is some bounty hunter.
Qui-Gon: What about him?
Siri: He's hasn't been paid?
Qui-Gon: You got it, what about Bruck.
Siri: He's some little kid who still thinks he has an imaginary friend.
Qui-Gon: Right. And Garen?
Siri: Is so obviously Master Yoda.
Qui-Gon: Good job! A thousand points a piece, not that they matter much. We will be back after the break with more Whose Line Is It Anyway?