(A/N)Sorry this is my first fic and i made in half an hour
Shikakueboss
Somewhere in the forest around leaf
Naruto has just beat Gaara half transformed he
Then summons Shikaku full form
(Shikaku) I am complete!
Naruto's and Sasuke's only response "Fuck!"
(Shikaku) "yes you are fucked, shit out of luck
now I'm complete and my cock you will suck
the leaf will be mine and you're first in line
you put me to sleep and now you shall both die!"
Naruto summons Gamabunta
Naruto" Wait! Wait! Wait!
you motherfucker
we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off"
Shikaku Responds "Fuck, fuck, fuck
the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? What is the catch?"
the blond then Smirks his foxy smirk and sais
"If we win, you must wake your sorry ass back to Suna.
and also you will have to pay my rent"
(SD)" And what if I win?"
(Naruto) then you can take Sasuke back to Orochimaru
(Sasuke) What?
[NU] trust me Sasuke its the only way,
[SU] What the fuck are you talking about?
[NU] to be his little bitch.
(Shikaku)
Fine! Let the rock off begin! ha ha
I'm Shikaku I will rock you!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty
I'm a bijuu I can do what I want,
whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
I cant wait to take Sasuke back to Orochimaru's cell
He's gonna fill him with his creepy snake gel
he'll make him squeal like his scarlet pimpernel
Shikaku sings while fighting the leaf nins and Gamabunta
[NU] No!
C'mon Sasuke bring the thunder
[SU] there's just no way that we can win,
He's a monster beast.
[NU] listen to me
[SU] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[NU] goddamn-it Sasuke,
Orochimaru is gonna make you his sex slave,
you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
[SU] no
unless we bust a massive monster mama-jam.
[SU] dude, we've been through so much shit,
[NU] defeated Giant temes who are dick
[BOTH] now its time to blow this fucker down!
[NU] C'mon Sasuke now it's time to blow doors down
[SU] I hear you Naruto now it's time to blow doors down
[NU] Light up the stage cause its time for a showdown
[SU] We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this fucker down
[SU] PedoHeibe gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[NU] C'mon Sasuke cause it's time to blow doors down
[SU] Oh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown
[NU] Hey anti-me-er, Shikakueboss,
we know your weakness our awesome rock
we rock the exams, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the Gaara
He's just like we
you are the Shikaku,
we are The Leaf
we are The Leaf
we are The Leaf
we are The Leaf
we are The Leaf
we are The Leaf [3x]
[Shikaku]
You guys are fuckin' lame. Come on Sasuke, You're coming with me.
Taste my Sandstorms fuckers!
[Brothers Leaf:]
[NU] NO!
Naruto Jumps onto Shikaku and punches him
[Shikaku]
ow! Fuck!
My fuckin' host!
oh no!
[NU] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
Naruto Head Buts Gaara
[Shikaku]
No! Fuck you Sasuke and Fuck you Naruto!
I'll get you Brothers Leaf!