Here it is. ^^ Happy reading!
"Konan, is everyone here?" inquired Pein in his usual cold voice.
"just waiting on Hidan and Kakuzu"
No one spoke at the Akatsuki lair. There was a meeting called by their leader to discuss their next mission.
The last two arrived a few minutes later, covered in blood and filth.
"Sorry we're late boss. We ran into some trouble."
"Oh. Why am I not surprised?" mocked Deidara.
"Correction, You ran into some trouble and got your ass kicked. I had to drag you out."
"Yes, trust the zombie boy to save the day." Kisame commented.
"It was nothing, and I did NOT need you to help Kakuzu." Hidan said glaring at his partner. "I could've handled those brats myself."
"Yeah, especially when you were stuck on a tree with ropes tied around your arms and one leg missing." Kakuzu said lamely.
"why is it always these two?" sasori muttered under his breath.
"I could've took care of em without legs. Kakuzu stop pushing all the blame onto me, it was partly your fault as well."
"I saw it. It was quite funny actually." Zetsu commented.
"Hidan you should really watch what you say next time, not when there's witnesses." Zetsu's other half continued.
"And who would believe you cactus?" Hidan shot back.
"Finished?" Pein exploded. "I do not call meetings for you people to argue every single time. We have more serious matters to discuss."
"Blah Blah Blah. Another serious mission ...it's important you listen..." Hidan mimed. "Just to the point already?"
Pein gave Hidan the death stare but didn't talk back. "We have a new mission." He turned and said to the nine people standing in front of him. "It is one of the oldest tales." He continued.
"Hundreds of years ago it is said that there once lived cats. Not ordinary cats but sage kitties. They lived forever as a big family. But as the number increased, they started to expand and take more ground. Soon they were divided into two main groups and were supported by various families. They fought for the crown."
"Why are there always these gay history lessons before every mission?" Deidara interrupted. "Tell us what to do, we do it. End of story."
"Shut up Deidara." Sasori grunted. "Do you want to get killed?"
"I see Deidara-san actually has a point." Hidan said slowly. "My head is shutting down to all this crap."
"I doubt it was ever on" Kisame said.
"You little shit." Hidan shouted. " At least it can handle more than that fish brain of yours."
"Chill guys. This ain't a war among ourselves." Deidara chuckled. "Although it would be fun to watch Hidan lose to a 'shark brain'."
"why don't you all shut the fuck up and listen to Pein?" Konan said. "You can save your little insults for later."
"Our next goal is to capture the sage cats and control them to aid us in the process of reconstructing the world." Pein started again after everyone has settled down.
"They can give and store masses amounts of chakra, containing even more than even jinchuurikis." Konan added. "There are only four left alive in the world. The others have all been killed by the fight that occurred hundreds of years ago."
"If they have loads of chakra, how do we kill them?" Hidan asked.
"yes they do have lots of chakra, but they cannot perform ninjutsu by themselves." Konan explained. "But they can absorb ninjutsus, which make them dangerous."
"Great! They can just absorb the ninjutsu we use against them and suck us dry, then one blow to the head and..." Hidan complained.
"there is a limited amount of chakra the cat can absorb from jutsus." Pein said. "Once we capture them, an unsealing would have to be done for them to be a storage to us."
"hm.. and where do we find these 'cats' exactly?" Itachi asked.
"That'll be up to you guys to find." Konan said. "good luck everyone"