Kingdom Hearts: Truth or Dare for the 100th time.
Hello everyone. I'm the author of this ToD, the Observer 00. Texiak'sToD inspired me and she went through the trouble of giving the readers on how to do ToD. I'm currently working on my Persona fic, Reverse of Rebirth, but I'll work on it during school and on weekends. Few rules though:
No yaoi. I don't have a problem about homosexuality, but I truly dislike a fangirl'sfanatasy *shudders*. Can't even begin to comprehend what they're thinking.
More dare=longer updates. That's generally true for most authors of this type. Keep in mind I also am writing another fic, so maybe it'll be long. But I have schedule! I…shall not…FAIL!
I probably can't make it insane enough for your taste, but I'll do my best.
Now lets begin this something, something.
One day Organization XIII is moving into their new base. Their castle was foreclosed and had to go bankrupt. Luckily, Axel finds a flier saying living space is available and only costs 10 munny per month. They are walking towards the office building.
"Hey guys, you sure this is a good idea?" asked Roxas
"Given the fact that it's surprisingly cheap and Axel found it, I highly doubt it." Says Zexion
"Then why are we going there?" asked Xion
"Because we're nearly broke." Says Zexion "Though I'm not sure from what: Luxord's gambling habit, Saix's monthly breaking stuff, Xenmas's expensive plans, or Larxene's tantrums."
"Shhh…be quiet guys. She can hear you." Whispered Demyx
"We're here." Says Xenmas
They take the elevator going to the top floor to meet the landlord…only to meet Sora, Riku, and Kairi.
"WTF are you guys doing here?" asked Sora
"We like to ask the same question!"
"We're here to move into this facility!" shouted Xenmas
"Wha-? But we are here for this place so we could move in!" shouted Sora. The two parties kept arguing until the elevator door opens. Out comes a burly man with ink stained hair, wearing the black cloak, and carrying a girl and papers.
The said girl is Namine, wearing her pajamas and snuggling her teddy bear.
The strange man goes to another room and brings out a Mac computer, a web cam, and a fax machine. He hooks it all up, turns the computer on, and the monitor shows a gray star on a white background.
"Welcome everybody. If you're wondering why are you here then please, be patient." Says the voice"I know who you are, but you have no idea who I am."
"I am the Observer, Rank: 00." One can't tell if the voice is a he or a she. "I'll get to the point…you are going to do various dares from faceless people. They'll send in a request to make you tell the truth or do humorous dares."
"What? Not cool man!" Shouted Demyx "What is stopping us from busting out?"
"I'm glad you asked. In that event, I'll send you to your worst nightmares…" everybody stops dead "Now my assistant, the Paper Wielder, Xefer, will oversee your occupation that you each do a dare. In fact, he already got one."
The Nobody, Xepher, points his index finger to Riku.
"You. Do the Russian dance." He commanded.
"Now why would I-" Riku barely dodges a gunshot when he sees a machine pistol aiming at him.
"Don't test my patience. Now please do the Russian dance."
Riku does the Russian dance while dodging bullets, as he does not want to die.
"Very good. Now Xefer, please announce to the people looking into this."
"Yes, Observer. People, send in your reviews so my superior could have something to work with." Says Xefer "And he'll try to make it as humorous as possible due to the fact he won't take a joke."
"Hey, I can take a joke!"
"See what I mean?"
The rest of the gang is now scared for their lives. Except for Namine, who is still sound asleep.
Um…please R&R this ficlet. Otherwise, I'll have to starve my priso- uh, I mean my guests unless we keep the revenue going.
Xefer: Disclaimer…The Observer doesn't own the Kingdom Hearts franchise. If s/he did, then Wonderland wouldn't be such an agony on your soul.