Mysti: Waz up.
Kurama: What is it now!
Mysti: Hey, guess wat?
Kurama: You spelled that wrong, what?
Mysti: This is a one shot. I'm gonna make this seriously funny.
A Night To Remember...
The sky was black as Kurama sat outside of his school building. He had been given the chance to skip three grades and go straight to college, if he passed the test. There were two more people coming, a boy and a girl. I bet they are both really really smart, I actually hope they don't pass this test. A boy with thick glasses and black curly hair walked and sat down next to him. "Hello, Suichi. It's good to see you again. How are Yusuke and Kuwabara doing?"
"They're good. Hiei is training in Africa for a couple of months or until our next mission. Have you seen the girl?" I asked wondering if she was coming or not. I stuck my hand in my pocket to find the lighter I took from Yusuke so that he wouldn't smoke anymore. I looked around to see a tall figure walking towards us. It was the teacher I was sure of it. The figure came closer. It was Madoriko Minamoto. She was the girl who sat in the back of the class, yelled and usually cused out the teachers, set fire to many things, usually trash cans, smoked cigirettes, ect.
"What's up smart asses? Ha! I can call you that and it's not really an insult." She said taking off her leather jacket. She has short, aquamarine/green hair and gray/blue/green eyes. Instead of wearing the pink mini skirt and sailor shirt uniform that she was supposed to wear she wore black jeans, black leather boots, and a white shirt that said 'Fallen Angel' in red sparkly letters and a weird heart disine(I totally spelled that wrong...) in black sparkly print. "Man where the hell is the teacher! I gotta get back to work!" She reached in her pocket and pulled out a pack of cigirettes. "You dorks gotta light? Sorry I seriously doubt it." I rolled my eyes and pulled out the blue lighter that I had taken from Yusuke. "Thanx..." She took it and lit the cigirette.
"How do you get those if you are only, what, fifteen?" Kayuku asked(I don't know if that is his name, but I don't really care.).
"Do I look fifteen!" She replied after letting out smoke. She didn't look like she was fifteen, as she said. Her body was much more matured than most girls around our school, they all looked like they should still be in middle school. "Damn, thank you Suuuuuuuichi!"
"I would have caved into Yusuke if I didn't get rid of it anyway." I asked looking over at her when something caught my eye. Blood. All over her arms and legs. I let Youko take over a bit and I also smelled a bit of pain killers. "Did you try to kill yourself or something? I mean why is there so much blood on your arms?"
"My mom got pissed off at me because I wouldn't give her any money. Ya wanna know why? Because she was gonna go out to buy drugs. I hate that. She is not gonna do something stupid on the night that I get outta school and I get my own apartment and away from her and her anger managment problems. Hey if we all pass I am gonna throw a party just for us." She said and smiled up at the moon. She then remembered blood was all over her arm and she wiped her arm on her leather jacket making sure all the blood was off of it. She then pulled out some bandanges from her jacket pocket and wrapped her arm in it. "Sorry 'bout that. But, thanx for the tip, other wise mama would have to go to jail again and that would be bad."
"How could a mother do that to her child? That's just aweful!" Kayuku said as the teacher came from inside the school.
"What are all of you doing out here! I have been waiting three hours for you three!" Mr. Konkotsu said and he yelled on about children needing to keep track of time. There was a loud yelping sound as the teacher grabbed Midoriko's arm and pulled her to his lips he whispered something to her making her make a gagging sound and back away from him.
"You sick freak! Is that why you invited us here?" She yelled at him, give or take a few f you and you sick bastard's.
"You little ingrate! If I gave you any more help with your work-"
I couldn't help it anymore. "Lets just go on take the test and then take off alright. We don't need to be in this hell hole for longer than we have to." The teacher infront of me sickened me. He had been charged with rape seventeen times and if he wasn't screwing the principal,who was a guy for your information, he would have been fired a long time ago.
"For you information I am not like those other poor girls you have hurt before, I will kill you as fast as I would any other man on the street. Got it? Good." She looked over at me and mouthed 'thank you'. We walked down the hall and entered a black corridor. He didn't turn on the lights but went straight to his desk. "Yo, teach. Turn on the light."
"My my my, Midoriko, don't we have the foul mouth. I believe that we shoudl punish yoouu..." The light flashed on and off until a light blue light filled the room. It wasn't like a normal room. "Take you seats and if there is any more mouthing off, I will punish you..." His voice eochoed threw the room unhuman like. We sat down Kayuku, Madoriko, me. "The first test will be, smarts say three sentances with out the letter A."
Madoriko went first, "I won't do you, you sick jerk." She smirked afterwards and went back to her seat.
Kayuku went second, "Um... Do you like younger women?" He started laughing after wards.
I finally got up and spoke. "Deja vu, no? Spirit detectives will be here in ten minutes."
The teacher frowned. "Alrighty then... The next test is a work sheet test. Begin."
"Wow, did you just speak french, K- Suichi?" Madoriko knew more than she should.
It was seven questions.
1. Aparisinist's come in three types, wich of the following are they?
A. Sky
B. Night
C. Fire
2. Another name for 'Kitsune' is?
A. Fairy
B. Cat Demon
C. Fox Demon
3. Inu is another name for which of the following?
A. Dog Demon
B. Cat Demon
C. Fox Demon
4. Which of the following men won the dark tournament?
A. Hiei
B. Touguro
C. Back Street Boys(lol)
5. What was the name of the team who won the dark Tournament?
A. The Touguro Team
B. The Urimeshi Team
C. NCynce (OMG. I totally spelled that wrong. Oh well...)
6. Who of the following was nearly killed in the dark tournament, more than three times?
A. Kuwabara
B. Kurama
C. Kuronue
7. Why did Yusuke Urimeshi train under Genkai?
A. To become stronger
B. For whestleing tickets
C. He was on a mission
I laughed at the last question. I knew for a fact that he did that just for the tickets, well, because, that was Yusuke.
MIDORIKO'S POV
Sigh. All these questions are easy. C, C, A, A, B, A, B. Jesus. I am the niece of Genkai, I KNOW why this stupid crap is on here, because he's a demon slayer, and he's trying to figure out who of his smarty persons are the people! GOD! (No offense) "Pencils down."
I laughed. The teacher glared at me. I don't really care. If I could do something to save these two, I would. But, I don't want to risk getting caught. I wonder what Kurama was thinking, he was definiately lieing about the spirit detectives. They're all in demon world. What's he planning?
KAYUKU'S POV
Oh my god! She is so hot!
KURAMA'S POV
What's next? Fighting? Showing off out spirit energy? Killing one another? KILLING HIM? It doesn't matter. I could do any of them. If only she wasn't here. I could go full demon, bring out my rose whip, but I suppose it's down to the basics.
"Next... I will have you in partners."
"But there's only three of us, teach." Madoriko hissed.
"Yes... But, if I were to bring in another one of your little friends..." A large door opened from behind him. Three people tied to a different pole each. Hiei, Yususke, and... KURONUE? But, how? He's dead. I saw him die! But... Then why hasn't he comunicated with me? Why hasn't he contacted me? What's going on here?
"Hey, aren't you dead?" Madoriko said. We looked over at her. She looked much different. Brown hair, silver armour, blue tank and black jeans, and the most odd eyes. They were different. Not silver or gold like a demons. Not blue or red like an apperisionists. Not brown or pink like a humans. None of those colors and yet all of them. They were almost glowing. Amazing. "Kuronue, I thought you were dead. You too, Youko. Kid you just got yourself in some deeeeep shit."
Mysti: I know I said that it's going to be a 1 shot, but I think I'm going to make it much longer, alright? Yaaay! BYYYEEE!
Kurama: See ya...