disclaimer.......We don't own Inuyasha but we wish we did.......
Me and my phyco friend composed this song during one of our sugar
highs...... so don't get mad if you don't like it or the pairings
ok.........warrning.... sex,drugs,and large quanties of sake are present
in here........also don't drink tampico after midnight..........
The sake song........Part #1
I know I shouldn't be doing this ,
Hecitea is going to kill me.
Though I really don't care,
I'm going to grab and drag her around by her hair...
I drank a gallon of sake,
Athena's pointing and laughing.
She's checking out Naraku
Who's doing something shocking,
To Mootutu he is talking....
Miroku is looking cuter and cuter,
Pass another bowl of sake.
For I must drink and drink,
Until I barf in the sink...
Sesshomaru suddenly appers
Artemus preks up her ears,
Athena is giving me evil glares.
At me she likes to stare...
Boy I wish that
I could turn her into a tasty fish...
Vickie and Loki are in the corner,
making out as usual.
I think he's beginning to drool.
Mootutu has again wet his pants,
From laughing at my song.
There goes Jakken wearing my thong,
It's bright yellow
Gee, I thought it was white..
seeing this is a terrible fright....
Miroku is grabbing my butt,
His grip is getting tighter and tighter.
Everyones eyes grow wider and wider
Now Vickies clothes are being tossed across the floor..
Some how Chris and Nate are in my song..
Now their both trying to wear my thong.
Jakken is running around naked
"lord Sesshomaru come to my aid!
They put the staff up my butt, I'm afraid!
Thats a place is doesn't belong"
Poor lil' Rin saw everything
She also saw Chris without a thing on..
I am now wearing a G-string.
It feels like butt floss.
With Miroku my virginities at a loss...
Artemus has a camera,
She taped the whole thing.
On my wedding night
I hope this doesn't haunt me..
Artemus and Sesshomaru are leaving,
They must have had enough of my drunken evening
Athena and Naraku are leaving as well
Their going to do it on the bone eaters well...
Miroku's hands are up my dress,
Soon this bar will be a real mess.
To Hecitea this is a real distress.
Kikyo, Kagome and Sango
with eachother are doing more than the tango....
Mootutu, Jakken, an Flingwoo
Have joined the trio
Flingwoo's member is free-o.
Koga senced a party.
Jakken is in the buff fartting...
Inuyasha is on the roof,
His hair is in a giant poof.
For he saw Hecitea in the nude.
She is a big fat prude
He has temporarily gone blind.
Hecitea has a giant behind...
She through herself at Inuyasha,
Who quickly jumped away.
he'd rather lose his virginity to Mootutu any day.
Whom has been discarded from the fray....
Apparently I'm in heat.
Look at the size of Mirokus feet.
Sesshomaru Came back and tossed Miroku aside
He then through a mighty tantrum
That only Miroku I would ride....
Good thing our speices should not meet
Soon I wont be on my feet...
From Artemus, Sesshomaru got a mighty beat(ing)
I drank to much sake
Who am I going to do.
I think I'm going to spew.
There is always Miroku,
The hot lecherous monk.
He's such a sexy hunk....
Artemus wont agree
soon she'll bare Sessy's three.
How could this be
I just told Miroku
He could do me....
[Dance break].....( all stop to do the Ketchup dance, even Inuyasha.
Eventually all but Mootutu stop and stare at Mootutu, whom is doing the air
while still doing the ketchup dance)
Oh my goodness
I must be really drunk now
For I see,
That Mootutu is on a chair,
Humping the air....
Is that wedding bell
Before I did hear?
I am in need
Of a good beer....
Soon Miroku will be my sex slave.
I'll tell him to behave.
What is on my finger?
Why doth it linger?
Is that an onion ring on my finger?
Oh crap!, did I marry?
That hot lecherous monk.
Whose children I will soon carry
What have I done?
Miroku is happy
Cause he will soon have a son...
We are in an inn room now
Inuyasha is next door.
Miroku and I bearly made it past the door.
We are doing it on the floor....
We made it to the bed now.
Inuyasha yelled "keep it down!"
Miroku gave a frown
He yelled back, "at least Hecitea"
Inuyasha then yelled "freakin' A!"
This song will never go away....
I drank to much sake
What am I going to do?
I'm doing Miroku
Then I'll devour the soul of Mootutu....
Me and Miroku are done now
I'm really hungry
Mootutu's soul smells tasty.
He is short and pasty
And looks rather nasty....
I chased him around the bar.
To eat his soul
I wont need a bowl
To extract it from the tiny troll
As he ran he fell into a hole....
I drank a lot of sake
What am I going to do?
How about I throw up on Mootutu?!
I just in some green goo
Now it's on my shoe....
The short on was to quick
Through my fingers he did slip
I need a bowl of sake
Mirokus briging me another
Perhaps our future son
Should have a little brother.....
Hecitea passed out on the floor
She's blocking the bathroom door
She drank to much sake
What am we going to do?
I'll use her hair to wipe off my shoe
Athena's laying on a table
Naraku is on top
This terrible sight must stop.......
this isn't the end...........
Me and my phyco friend composed this song during one of our sugar
highs...... so don't get mad if you don't like it or the pairings
ok.........warrning.... sex,drugs,and large quanties of sake are present
in here........also don't drink tampico after midnight..........
The sake song........Part #1
I know I shouldn't be doing this ,
Hecitea is going to kill me.
Though I really don't care,
I'm going to grab and drag her around by her hair...
I drank a gallon of sake,
Athena's pointing and laughing.
She's checking out Naraku
Who's doing something shocking,
To Mootutu he is talking....
Miroku is looking cuter and cuter,
Pass another bowl of sake.
For I must drink and drink,
Until I barf in the sink...
Sesshomaru suddenly appers
Artemus preks up her ears,
Athena is giving me evil glares.
At me she likes to stare...
Boy I wish that
I could turn her into a tasty fish...
Vickie and Loki are in the corner,
making out as usual.
I think he's beginning to drool.
Mootutu has again wet his pants,
From laughing at my song.
There goes Jakken wearing my thong,
It's bright yellow
Gee, I thought it was white..
seeing this is a terrible fright....
Miroku is grabbing my butt,
His grip is getting tighter and tighter.
Everyones eyes grow wider and wider
Now Vickies clothes are being tossed across the floor..
Some how Chris and Nate are in my song..
Now their both trying to wear my thong.
Jakken is running around naked
"lord Sesshomaru come to my aid!
They put the staff up my butt, I'm afraid!
Thats a place is doesn't belong"
Poor lil' Rin saw everything
She also saw Chris without a thing on..
I am now wearing a G-string.
It feels like butt floss.
With Miroku my virginities at a loss...
Artemus has a camera,
She taped the whole thing.
On my wedding night
I hope this doesn't haunt me..
Artemus and Sesshomaru are leaving,
They must have had enough of my drunken evening
Athena and Naraku are leaving as well
Their going to do it on the bone eaters well...
Miroku's hands are up my dress,
Soon this bar will be a real mess.
To Hecitea this is a real distress.
Kikyo, Kagome and Sango
with eachother are doing more than the tango....
Mootutu, Jakken, an Flingwoo
Have joined the trio
Flingwoo's member is free-o.
Koga senced a party.
Jakken is in the buff fartting...
Inuyasha is on the roof,
His hair is in a giant poof.
For he saw Hecitea in the nude.
She is a big fat prude
He has temporarily gone blind.
Hecitea has a giant behind...
She through herself at Inuyasha,
Who quickly jumped away.
he'd rather lose his virginity to Mootutu any day.
Whom has been discarded from the fray....
Apparently I'm in heat.
Look at the size of Mirokus feet.
Sesshomaru Came back and tossed Miroku aside
He then through a mighty tantrum
That only Miroku I would ride....
Good thing our speices should not meet
Soon I wont be on my feet...
From Artemus, Sesshomaru got a mighty beat(ing)
I drank to much sake
Who am I going to do.
I think I'm going to spew.
There is always Miroku,
The hot lecherous monk.
He's such a sexy hunk....
Artemus wont agree
soon she'll bare Sessy's three.
How could this be
I just told Miroku
He could do me....
[Dance break].....( all stop to do the Ketchup dance, even Inuyasha.
Eventually all but Mootutu stop and stare at Mootutu, whom is doing the air
while still doing the ketchup dance)
Oh my goodness
I must be really drunk now
For I see,
That Mootutu is on a chair,
Humping the air....
Is that wedding bell
Before I did hear?
I am in need
Of a good beer....
Soon Miroku will be my sex slave.
I'll tell him to behave.
What is on my finger?
Why doth it linger?
Is that an onion ring on my finger?
Oh crap!, did I marry?
That hot lecherous monk.
Whose children I will soon carry
What have I done?
Miroku is happy
Cause he will soon have a son...
We are in an inn room now
Inuyasha is next door.
Miroku and I bearly made it past the door.
We are doing it on the floor....
We made it to the bed now.
Inuyasha yelled "keep it down!"
Miroku gave a frown
He yelled back, "at least Hecitea"
Inuyasha then yelled "freakin' A!"
This song will never go away....
I drank to much sake
What am I going to do?
I'm doing Miroku
Then I'll devour the soul of Mootutu....
Me and Miroku are done now
I'm really hungry
Mootutu's soul smells tasty.
He is short and pasty
And looks rather nasty....
I chased him around the bar.
To eat his soul
I wont need a bowl
To extract it from the tiny troll
As he ran he fell into a hole....
I drank a lot of sake
What am I going to do?
How about I throw up on Mootutu?!
I just in some green goo
Now it's on my shoe....
The short on was to quick
Through my fingers he did slip
I need a bowl of sake
Mirokus briging me another
Perhaps our future son
Should have a little brother.....
Hecitea passed out on the floor
She's blocking the bathroom door
She drank to much sake
What am we going to do?
I'll use her hair to wipe off my shoe
Athena's laying on a table
Naraku is on top
This terrible sight must stop.......
this isn't the end...........