Speedo No Solo
Chapter One: A spirited Beginning; What happens in space Stays in Space
It was a cold, gray Chicago mornin on the desert Tatooine. We find our bromantic heroes hittin' up the most hippin-est hoppin-est club at the Mos Eisley spaceport; the La El Los Cantina.
Han: Yo greedo, muh negro. Whatchu drinkin' fool?
Greedo: Just a Tronya, i got tired of appletinis 2 weeks ago.
Han: ahh, i'll order myself one then,
-after a few too many drinks, our heroes stumble and bumble back to the aluminium eagle, and fly off into space.
While they're totally tripping balls, they fly through a stargate, and end up in a fender-bender with the U.S.S. Enterprise.
Spock boards the Aluminium Falcon, then takes one hard long lasting look at greedo and says "YOU. COME TO MY CHAMBERS. NOW. I'M GONNA
GIVE YOU SOME FUCK, DAWG".
Greedo shyly looked up at spock as if those were the words he was born to hear.
"y-yes si-sir!" Greedo shyly replied.
Spock swiftly returns to his chambers, slowly leaving behind a trail of rose petals as if to guide Greedo back to his room.
Greedo quickly changes into his silk pajama thong.